Anti-Semetic

Modern Santa was invented by corps.

I had that problem too. I suppose the point was they wouldn't have timed their charity to a Christian holiday.

Silly girl, we couldn't possibly be the Secret Santa. We're Jewish. Everyone knows Jews are incapable of philanthropy. Even if we wanted to help people, we would never do so in the name of a completely secular giver of gifts who is associated with a Christian-appropriated pagan holiday, even though we happen to be two Jews who chose to live out our lives in this all-gentile Christmas-loving town.

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Poorly Lived and Poorly Died, Poorly Buried and No One Cried