I think that it was really funny when that girl slut pop stat started naming her favorite "old movies" like Grease 1 and Grease 2 and then Viola started attacking her. I had to pause it I was laughing so hard!
"Today for you. Tomorrow for me."
my fave was
ruby-im pretty sure gurtrude wore black to your wedding
viola-yeah she said she was in mourning...
mine was...
i am sick sick sick of ur s**t and when im not sick im tired! im sick and tired! yo slut!
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ruby what she said about charlie getting it on with kevin while she's on the phone to kevin's mother
"who wouldn't that boys a fine piece of ass"
CAPTAIN JACK IS BACK!!!
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When Viola blows the air horn that wakes up Charlie and says...
"Oh I'm sorry...I thought it was air freshener"...
Then gives the amazingly crazy laugh.
We watched the scene at least five times at my house...I was in tears.
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I like when the pop star is singing "If you really want to know me just look in my makeup bag." LOL!
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Oh my gosh, in the answering machine scene Charlie's face is priceless!
shareJane Fonda is speaking of Kevin: "But he's a man, the only time they think straight is when they have an erection, and it's usually pointed at the trampiest woman!" LOL
shareYea, "Maybe you could walk my dog... But I don't have a dog so maybe you could just walk me." Funny! :D
sharethat one was great! jane fonda was awesome......
sharethe funniest quote in the movie definitely has to be when Ruby and Viola are fighting in the kitchen over the nuts and Ruby says "I think you dislocated my vagina." I literally had to stop the movie for 5 minutes until I could breathe again because it made me laugh so much.
shareMy fav. was "No let't take care of this right now."
Then Charlie hits Viola with a frying pan.
I was like "YESSS". Charlie was so nice during the entire movie and that was unexpected.
Oh - Wanda Sykes, she makes up for alot in this movie - her lines, and delivery were perfect. Her and Fonda were awesome together...I love it when she tells Jane/Viola: "Why don't you marry another gay guy, that was fun." I was CRYING!
shareMine is *beep* I think you dislocated my vagina!" OMG I was crying!
shareThe very last line, when Ruby says something like: "Common, weather girl, I'll get you a box of wine" to Viola. That was downright hilarious
shareJ.LO and Wanda were the best in this movie and wanda is so funny and the best quote is when Ruby says to Viola " Fix Your Hair You Look Like A Da*m Cockatoo!"
share"and fix your hair, you look like a damn cockatoo!"
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