This movie ruined my summer
Due to the terror Conor McMahon inflicted upon me with Dead Mean, I was to afraid to leave the house all summer for fear that zombies and zombie cows would get me. My parents tried to get me out of the house but the terror was to much.
Now with school I have to leave and return to the outside world. My soiled underwear is beginning to become a thing of the past. I tried to be brave but someone made a moo sound in class and I fled from the room scresming.
My life is in shambles and I blame Conor McMahon and everyone involved with this movie.
It's stange to think that these people can just go around ruining lives and not even bother to think about what they are doing.