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This movie ruined my life

posted 15 years ago by Cranysreviews
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I saw this movie, ever since that day my life changed forever. First I pooped my pants and everyone in school saw as I mentioned before but now I can't leave the house anymore.
Every time I walk anywhere near a grave yard I become to afraid that thr dead will rise and kill me. When I try to sleep at nights I can't because I'm to afraid.
I can no longer eat meat as I am scared I'll catch this mad cow disease and become a zombie and eat my school chums. I can't go near a field for the fear and terror that a cow will spot me and chase me down and eat me.
I put blame on the creators of this terror, they have created something that makes me loose control of my bladder and bowl movements just thinking about it.
The other day I was in a shop and I saw this for sale, the second I saw that cover, the terror hit me again and I fled from the store screaming.
Can anyone help me, has this movie caused anyone else to suffer.
Right now I am cured up in a ball on my bed sucking my thumb, that's not what I used to do. I curse the name Conor McMahon!

[–] stargazer1701-1 15 years ago

Bambi’s mom got shot.

Smoke me a kipper. I’ll be back for breakfast

[–] Cranysreviews 15 years ago

I'm so glad my ruined life is Amuseing you so much you sissy boy.

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[–] Artmesia 15 years ago

Oh goash and i was just to been watching this one movie and will response to it wen I get to the end, sounds like a nightmare dream of it.

I wunce walked from luxemberg to paris hitch hiking because i bean circling.

[–] xterminal 15 years ago

>I curse the name Conor McMahon!

Then you should definitely, positively, absolutely stay as far away from The Blaxorcist as possible. I almost lost my dinner laughing whilst watching that.

>I can no longer eat meat as I am scared I'll catch this mad cow disease and become a zombie and eat my school chums.<

Ah, now I see the problem. When I was in school, I would have considered this a definite step up. And, really, most of the kids in my school could have done with a good eating.

>Can anyone help me, has this movie caused anyone else to suffer.

Absolutely. Take two Jonathan King movies and call me in the morning.
(In case there's more than one Jonathan King who shows up on IMDB, look for Black Sheep. Just in case you've switched from beef to mutton.)

[–] Cranysreviews 15 years ago

I haven't left my room for so long, they are coming to get me, they are coming.

[–] bigjr20 15 years ago

If this movie scares you I bet you would be afraid of your own shadow. Dude this was a good movie but scary it was not. It was a well made independent zombie film. Not quite a blockbuster film, but that gives it more flavor. You really need to get a life. Don't turn on the tv Santa might be on there and he is watching you.

[–] stitch_groover 15 years ago

"makes me loose control of my bladder and bowl movements just thinking about it. "

The only time I experience bowl movements is when I carry my bowl from the table to the sink.

Cause of parents death?
They got in my way....

[–] ramthorn 14 years ago

Funniest comment I ever read on IMDB,..Thank you
Things will get better one day I promise :D
Even funnier is the fact that the people commenting took your post completely seriously,hell,...thats scarier than any zombie movie :D

[–] rabksaj 13 years ago

What's the matter? you know you're lying. Has the CIA been making you push too many pencils?

[–] soco-81 13 years ago

lol @ Crapsyreviews's rabies.

It's a sad thing that your adventures have ended here