Favorite Busey Quote from Show??
i personally loved "Plant your weasel and let it squirt"
"Its not that your inner child left, it never did."
any others???
i personally loved "Plant your weasel and let it squirt"
"Its not that your inner child left, it never did."
any others???
in the first episode, when gary would tell adam to shut up alot of the times cause adam would say something stupid or something gary didn't like, n gary would respond "shut up"
shareIn the romance episode, when Busey's feeding Adam lines, he says "Tell her that sometimes you feel like the Loch Ness Monster is between your legs." It was so funny I had to write it down.
shareAlways bring vaseline when your corking cows
share"That's called getting lost in your imaginatory vagueness. And what has happened to you is your foresight and your hindsight became a nimble vagrant, disappeared, and you can't find them anymore."
shareokay, so when I heard him say that, I thought..."WOAH, Busey is DEEP!"...but i have NO idea what he was trying to say, and still don't...lol
shareOn that note, I love when he says, "Ask her if she ever plays 'Guess The Smell'."
share"Do you know what fear stands for? Fake Evidence Appearing Real"
lmao he's so full oh himself, it's great.
"In the future.... technology will be so powerful that it can kill your mother."
sharehere's one- "Drinking your own blood is the paradigm of recycling" Adam- "I like drinking the blood of others" Busey- "What are you? A vampire with a day pass?"
shareGary-"Do you gotta take a dump?" Adam- "No. Why would I have to take a dump? Do you?" Gary- "No."
shareA good one was when Busey stuck a BBQ rib in his pepsi when they weer eating at a restaraunt.
"Just dip your rib in like that."
Adam: "Really? When did you learn that?"
"Just now."
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does anyone remember the pneumonic device he had for Restaurant? It was brilliant.
shareDuring paintball:
Busey: "We'll be HEY!"
Adam: "Our nickname is HEY?"
Busey: "No, that's a signal to get your *beep* attention, you village idiot."
After the demolition derby in the fear episode:
Adam: You know what my biggest fear is? You! You almost killing me!
Gary: I didn't kill you. You're alive, you're breathing. Your gonna get to go home and get to eat a mexican pizza. Think of that!
Adam: Please try to make sense...you hit me with a car repeatedly.
here are my favorite 3
1 "oh toto i don't think we're in Kansas Any morrrrrree"
2 "it doesnt have to be that way, what is has to be is simple technology of the heart and the mind and the soul.
3 " 'ok smile son' then it blows your mother into 62 pices that it takes 3 weeks to find"
Funny stuff.