Don't try this at home - Unless you want to be millionaires

Ah the lies of television.

So kiddies, I'm not saying to go do stupid stunts, but remember a few things:

1. The "Don't do this at home" message is from corporate lawyers covering for the asses of corporate execs a lot richer than you, who don't want you to sue and take their money. So tell them to blow off, and you go do what you want.

2. Many of the "stunts" you see on TV are illusions, and fakery, so don't think your favorite "dudeson" is actually in that much peril a lot of the time.

3. If you want to make it on TV, you need an oddball twist, so again, if you want to get rich, ignore the "don't do this at home" messages, and go produce some stuff to make yourself some money instead of MTV execs. (Or in addition to).