Dear God help all of us forced to watch this sh**

Really, I'm not exaggerating about these actors. They were all terrible in exactly the same flat, lifeless way, too, which made me wonder if they were coached into their identical spiritless line readings, which brought to mind oral reports in 10th grade English class, or perhaps Keanu Reeves minus the emotional depth. Or maybe they all attend the same acting program. After watching House of the Dead, Barbara Jo and I theorized that while the cast of Trashy must be just beginning this acting program, House of the Dead's robotic but more polished Lt. Casper was their star pupil. The scenes were so dead, I would even have been happy to have this twitching little gnome liven things up, which is saying something since Clint Howard usually gives me hives. I really tried to just enjoy the story, but there was nobody I could sympathize with until the dump truck pulls up, but that was right at the end and by then it was too late. (Cuse the were "taken out the trash"! Dear God help us all viewers forced to watch this s***) As it turns out, annoying as they are, actors really are necessary to a movie.

I'm a critic cause I told myself I was... the voice in my head said.-chrissy