Who the #+*($ camed up with Chris?

Pop quiz- Which of these statements is the most retarded?

1. Let's let 4Kids dub this.

2. Screw Ryan Drummond, that guy who plays Chikoriki is just as good.

3. I think the kids will like the series better if there's a whiny little Mokuba clone in it.

4. Plots are hard! Let's just use the storylines of the last few Sonic games.

5. Tails and Cream? That's ridiculous. Let's introduce a new character for Tails to exchange mild affections with, then kill her at the end of the series.

6. Sounds good to me.

If you were offended in any way by the preceding post, go make one yourself.

I was okay with Chris, though when I was younger I had a "headcanon" of Chris being a kid who used to play Sonic games, and now Sonic was real suddenly - I don't know why, but it made it better for me.