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1 dead movie

posted 20 years ago by saint_pulin
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I praise whoever was tolerant or bored enough to actually have watched the whole film and given a comment on it. This is one of the worse productions i've seen this year with badly choreographed jail fights on top of acting that is pitiful. I wonder if any of these actors have actually had ANY acting experience at all.....an uber-lame plot. What the producers of this movie should have done instead was make it a porno...at least then it would provide some form of entertainment. i gave it 3 stars out of 10 cause i laughed in a loud i-can't-believe-this-lameness manner throughout the first 40 minutes. Then i turned it off because i am only human and can only take so much.

[–] chook_rl 20 years ago

I turned it off after 20 ;)

[–] markos-9 20 years ago

As I wrote in my comment that maybe posted in a few days, this film has a cheap porno movie atmosphere. So, I've made some laughs when I read your comment. It is so porno! Pitty..with these chicks (that only a miracle could turn into actresses), it would be a better and more profitable idea for the producers, that must have been drunk when they signed up for this piece of junk! Well, that proves that if your daddy is famous, you can do whatever you like in Hollywood..Lorenzo! Hey Hollywood guys! Have you ever heard about a thing called..talent?

[–] aloep 19 years ago

Strange comparisions to porn, as I have seen thousands of (worse, may I add) B-movies that come much closer to porn in terms of atmosphere than this. This was just a cheap and not very well put together B-movie.

[–] james_bondage007 18 years ago

And it has Mystikal in it...

You've gotta grab 'em by the ballsy! Cheers!

[–] mike_the_bloody 15 years ago

I just watched it. Truly awful movie and really boring. It goes on my list of the Worst Movies I've seen recently

"Man, I don't drop character 'till I done the DVD commentary" - Kirk Lazarus

[–] aloep 15 years ago

While this is pretty bad, it's nowhere near the worst of Art Camacho's movies. Sci-Fighter and Soft Target ("Crooked") are much worse. 13 Dead Men was just a badly written and dull movie.