This could take a while...All are from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
I didn’t feel like explaining most of the situations because of the abundance of…because of the abundance. Use your imaginations. I know you’ve got them; I’ve seen the ‘How did the ghosts die?’ responses.
Tucker: If we don’t save the world, then nothing matters.
Sam: Catchy Tucker, lets make that our slogan.
Sam: Well, you know, I have a choice. I can spend my life waiting for Danny to go out with every other girl in the world until he notices me, or I can just get on with my life.
Tucker: Good for you.
Sam: Well, I didn't choose yet.
Danny: That's okay. I don't wanna go. I'm just gonna go home, lie down and listen to country music. The music of pain.
Sam: The other night I dreamt that Danny... Uh, it wasn't Danny. In fact it wasn't me. In fact, it was a friend's dream, and she can't remember it.
(Reign Storm, when the ghosts are fleeing the Ghost Zone)
Sam: Generally speaking, when scary things get scared... not good.
{This one's my favorite.}
Tucker: When Danny’s in his ghost form, you aren't still, like, attracted to him, are you?
Sam: Tucker, how can you... I mean, that's really bent! He is...half dead!
Tucker: Still dig him, huh?
Sam: I'm sick, I need help.
Tucker: Don't I know it.
Tucker: Nice wheels.
Sam: Came with the car.
Sam: I found one of those 24-hour places for coffee. Remember that bookstore? Well, they became one of those books and coffee places, and now they're just coffee. It's like evolution, only without the "getting better" part.
Danny: Sam, I have faith in you. There is no one you cannot p155 off.
Sam: Tucker, are you breaking up with your car?
Tucker: Well, it did seduce me, all red and sporty!
Danny: Little two-door tramp.
Danny: Someone could take a hammer to my toes and it would still be the best Fenton Christmas bash ever.
Danny: People, prepare to have your spines tingled and your gooses bumped by the terrifying... Fantasia. Fantasia?
Sam: Maybe it's because of all the horrific things we've seen, but hippos wearing tutus just don't unnerve me the way they used to.
Danny: How can you be so calm?
Sam: Long, arduous hours of practice.
Danny: (probably referencing some sort of ghost attack) Well, there's something you don't see every day. Unless, of course, you're me.
{My dream is that, someday, Paulina’s parents will meet Sam’s parents, inspiring a dinner party during which Sam and Sam’s grandmother reap Ultra-Recyclo Vegetarian vengeance upon Paulina. It does not take much to please me.}
Mrs. Manson: What you must realize, Sammy, is that you and Paulina have very different temperaments.
Sam: Yeah, and mine's the sane one. The girl's not playing with a full deck, Mom. She has almost no deck. She has a three.
Sam: I have had a really bad day, okay? If you have any information worth hearing then I am grateful. But if you’re going to crack jokes then I’ll rip out your rib cage and wear it as a hat.
School and Stuff
Lancer: You look like four young people with too much time on your hands.
Sam: Not really.
Jazz: Busy like a bee actually. Bee-like.
Tucker: Man, that was an exciting class, huh?
Danny: Oh, yeah - wow.
Tucker: And the last twenty minutes - it was a revelation. Just laid out everything we need to know for the final. I'd hate to have missed that.
Danny: Just tell me I didn't snore.
Sam: Very discreet. Minimal drool.
Danny: Oh, yay.
(At school, discussing homework)
Danny: I kind of had a problem with the math.
Sam: Which part?
Danny: The...math.
Lancer: I suppose there is a sort of Machiavellian ingenuity to your transgression.
Danny: I resent that! …Or possibly thank you.
(At the end of Doctor's Disorders, when Tucker's leg is broken)
Tucker: Homework.
Sam: It's my way of saying get well soon.
Tucker: You know, chocolate says that even better.
Sam: I did all your assignments. All you have to do is sign your name.
Tucker: Chocolate means nothing to me.
Angst
Danny: My mom said some things to me about being the Ghost Kid. That it's fruitless. No fruit for Danny.
Sam: She's wrong.
Danny: Is she? Is Amity Park any better than when I first got my powers? Okay, so I battle evil. But I don't really win. The bad keeps coming back and getting stronger. Like that kid in the story, the boy that stuck his finger in the duck.
Sam: Dike. (Danny looks up in surprise.) It's another word for dam.
Danny: Oh. Okay, that story makes a lot more sense now.
Danny: Jazz was right about something. The ghost is inside me all the time, and I don't know where that line is anymore between me and him. And until I figure out what that means, I shouldn't be around you... Or anybody.
Sam: Well, that could be a problem 'cause people... Kind of a planetary epidemic.
{I'm actually curious about how this one happened.}
Sam: Look me in the eyes and tell me when you saw Danny alive, that wasn't the happiest moment of your entire existence.
{This next one is Walker-esque, but I wanted Danny to say it, which made/makes me nervous about how it comes across...}
Danny: It is always different! It's always complicated. And at some point, someone has to draw the line, and that is always going to be me! You get down on me for cutting myself off, but in the end Danny Phantom is always cut off. There's no mystical guidebook, no all-knowing council. Human rules don't apply! There's only me. I am the law.
Sam: There has to be another way.
Danny: Then please find it.
Sam: (to Danny) This may have escaped your keen notice, but I'm kind of a brat. I've always sort of gotten my way. So you're gonna make it through this, no matter how dark it gets. Because now...you're my way.
Featuring Humans Who Hurt Danny (Jocks, Cheerleaders, and Ghost Hunters)
{These two only reference Paulina}
Sam: (about Paulina) If that girl had an original thought, her head would explode.
(when ghosts randomly start attacking Paulina)
Danny: Why would someone want to harm Paulina?
Sam: Maybe because they met her! Did I say that...?
Paulina: Great. Now I'm going to be stuck with serious thoughts all day.
{Note: I was going to use the original quote ‘dress more like you’, but then I remembered that Paulina HAS dressed like Sam and that, while Sam would not mind a diss on her own parents, she would probably be highly offended if someone like Paulina were to insult Mr. Fenton.}
Paulina: That's so cute. Planning life as a loser? Most people just turn out way, but you're really taking charge.
Sam: The comedy stylings of Miss Paulina Sanchez, everyone. Who, incidentally, won't be needing a higher education when she markets her own very successful line of hooker wear.
Paulina: Well, I could dress more like your boyfriend, but, oh, my father has a job.
Paulina: (to Danny Phantom) I know that you share this feeling that we have for each other, deep down...
Sam: (watching from a distance) Nausea?
Paulina: (to Tucker, who is showing off his knowledge about the Ghost Kid) Excuse me? Who gave you permission to exist? Do I horn in on your private discussions? No. Why? Because you’re boring.
Paulina: (to Star) Guys from our grade, forget about it, they're children. Y'know? Like Danny Fenton. Did you see him last night, following me around like a little puppy dog. You just wanna put him to sleep. But senior boys, they have mystery. They have... What's the word I'm searching for? Cars!
Paulina: It was horrible. Danny Phantom saved me from an arm. God, there were so many parts, they were everywhere. Why are these terrible things always happening to me?
Sam: (cough) Karma! (cough)
{I tried this next one with about five other people, including Paulina and Valerie…Dash is the only one it seemed to work for and I can’t put my finger on why.}
Dash: (presenting the class awards at the prom) We're not good friends. Most of us never found the time to get to know you. But that doesn't mean we haven't noticed you. We don't talk about it much, but it's no secret that Casper High isn't really like other high schools. A lot of weird stuff happens here.
Student: Zombies!
Second student: Ghosts!
Third student: Lancer!
Dash: But whenever there was a problem or something creepy happened, you seemed to show up and stop it. Most of the people here have been saved by you or helped by you at one time or another. We're proud to say that this year's graduating class of Casper High has the lowest mortality rate of any graduating class in the history of haunted high schools. And we know at least part of that is because of you. So the senior class offers its thanks and gives you this. It's from all of us. And it has written here – Danny Phantom... Class Protector.
(A crowd is watching Vlad Plasmius and Danny Phantom fight)
Guys in White: Psychologically, this is fascinating. Doesn't it make everyone else want to lock them in separate rooms and do experiments on them?
(Everyone glares at the GiW)
GiW: Just us then.
{Guys in White are only referenced here. After they persuade Danny to help them with a ghost problem, and Danny finds himself in an ambush.}
Danny Phantom: Guys in White. That simple little recon you sent me on... wasn't a raccoon. Turns out it was me trapped in the sewers with a faulty weapon and two of your pet ghosts. If you think that's enough to kill me, you really don't know who Danny Phantom is. Trust me when I say you're gonna find out.
(after Valerie finds out Danny is the Ghost Kid)
Valerie: (dazed, confused, and upset) Oh, I, I need to sit down.
Tucker: You are sitting down.
Valerie: Oh. Good for me.
Paulina: Oh, look, it's the Three Musketeers.
Sam: Was that an insult?
Tucker: Kinda lacked punch.
Danny: The Three Musketeers were cool.
Valerie: I see your point.
Tucker: I would've gone with Stooges.
(Shades of Gray, Valerie is using her gear for the first time and having a rather difficult time of it, spinning about like a dancer)
Danny Phantom: Wow, that was funny looking. Could you do it again?
Valerie: I'll kill you for that.
Danny Phantom: For that? What were you trying to kill me for before?
Featuring Other Ghosts
Random Beasty: (being confronted about generic world-taking-over-rampage by Danny Fenton) Who are you?
Danny: (surprised) You mean there's actually someone in the Ghost Zone who doesn't know already? Whew, that's a relief, I'm telling you! Having a secret identity in this town is a job of work.
Danny: World is what it is. We fight, we die. Wishing doesn't change that.
Desiree: I have to believe in a better world.
Danny: Go ahead. I have to live in this one.
{before they died, Johnny and Kitty meet. Johnny's really unlucky to be so lost with a map...then again, maybe he was lucky, after all.)
Johnny 13: Did you lose your way?
Kitty: Me? Oh, no, no, no - I'm just going to (insert address here), which I know is on the... Earth planet. Recently voted "Most Pathetic", uh-huh.
Johnny 13: Well, I'm lost, and I have a map, so...
Kitty: Ooh, I come in second.
Ember: And I thought I was diabolical. Or at least I plan to be. You do have a superiority complex, and you've got an inferiority complex about it. Kudos.
Danny: Leave her alone.
Ember: Yeah, that'll work. Now say 'pretty please'.
Danny: Take me instead of her!
Ember: Uh, you're not clear on the concept, pal. There is no 'instead'. Just first and second.
{In One of a Kind; The little ghost controlling the Skulker body is revealed}
Danny: This is Skulker?
Sam: Big overture. Little show.
Skulker: I am the Ghost Zone's greatest hunter. The bringer of terror! Tremble before me. Fear me!
Tucker: He... he's so cute!
Skulker: Tremble!
Tucker: Who's the little ghosty hunter? Come on, who's the little ghosty hunter?
Danny: Don't taunt the ghost.
Tucker: Why, can he hurt me?
Sam: No. It's just... tacky.
Skulker: I wasn't gonna use violence. I don't always use violence. Do I?
Spectra: The important thing is you believe that.
Vlad Plasmius: Now that's everything, huh? No weapons... No friends...No hope. Take all that away... and what's left?
Danny: Me.
Vlad Plasmius: I must say, you've really got me now. I mean, this is a diabolical plan - throw yourself at my feet with a broken arm and no weapons of any kind. How am I gonna get out of this one?
Danny: You've got a nice set-up here. But you made one mistake.
Vlad Plasmius: What was that?
Danny: Well, I'm not actually positive. But statistically speaking, people usually make at least...
Vlad Plasmius: Ah, the feeble banter portion of the fight.
Observants: You think the test was unfair?
Danny: I think you better leave before I get my powers back.
Observants: We're not in the business of fair, Daniel, we're fighting a war.
Clockwork: You're waging a war. He's fighting it. There is a difference.
Danny: Is there anything you don't know everything about?
Clockwork: Synchronized swimming. Complete mystery to me.
Clockwork: If your identity as Danny Phantom is revealed it could put you and all those around you in grave danger.
Danny: Well, in that case I won't wear my button that says, "I'm the Ghost Kid, ask me how!"
(After a particularly bad day of fighting, being hunted, being rejected by girls, and possibly having fought with Sam/Tucker/Jazz/...you know what? Use your imagination.)
Danny: So, Clockwork, got anything that can make this day any worse?
Clockwork: How about the end of the world?
Danny: I knew I could count on you.
Danny: I was a moron. I put my best friends in mortal danger on the second day of school.
Clockwork: What are you going to do? Crawl inside a cave for the rest of your life?
Danny: Would it have cable?
Tucker: The point is, I work hard for that money.
Freakshow: And you're saying I didn't?
Tucker: You stole it!
Freakshow: And you're making it into very hard work!
{Lydia has yet to have a speaking role on the show, but she can speak, or, at least, make noise (you can hear her scream at the end of Reality Trip), so I gave her some lines. So you know, I’m a Freakshow/Lydia shipper…but I think they have a dark kind of Spike/Buffy relationship. Hence, the quotes.}
Lydia: Do you even like me?
Freakshow: Sometimes.
Lydia: Do you trust me?
Freakshow: Never.
Freakshow: You try to stay with the other ghosts, but you always end up in the dark places, with me.
Lydia: Don't.
Freakshow: Stop me.
I'm an easily amused/easily bored girl with too much time on her hands.
There's a girl I know...he loves her so.
I'm not that girl.
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Cawleye
18 years ago
Tucker: Im a ghost, dont make me stick this knife in my leg and have it phase through
Danny: NoooNoo
Sam: Don't do it
(Sticks knife in leg, short pause).....AHHHAAHAHHAHAHAhahahahaha
(Danny fighting Ember)
Danny: Ahahaha im on fire,save me jesus, save me jewish man, save me tom cruise, tom use your witch craft to save me ahahahahhahahahah
both from The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle i find i shall kill you-Stewie Griffen-Family Guy
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female_miya
18 years ago
Tucker: *cornered by a lot of scary ghosts* "Jeus, God, Budha, I love you all!"
-Simpsons
*Dark Danny has returned and is trying to kill Sam, Danny is shielding her, doesn't realize that Dark Danny has killed some others*
Dark Danny: "I should have known you'd risk your life trying to save that witch..." *smiles evilly* "Just as jazz and Danielle died trying to save you..."
Danny: *gasps* "What...?"
-Hunchback of Notre Dame
You can take the hovercraft...if you can find it.-Nani, from Lilo and Stitch 2
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pokeboyimm
18 years ago
Danny just defeated a major villian, and all his ubnderlings have risen to kill Danny, Sam, Tucker, Dani, and Jazz.
Danny: Let's get to work
Angel last lines
Danny realizes Vlad screwed him 7 ways to Sunday
Danny "You unbelievable B@st@rd!"
Vlad "Count on it."
Danny, Tucker and Dash at same College
Danny: Tuck you have to get back at Dash. It is a moral imparitive
later Dash finds his car in his dorm room
Danny: Dash that's your car
Tucker: You know your not supposed to park that on campus?
Real Genius
E pluribus unum.
Latin gotta Love it.
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pokeboyimm
18 years ago
Rocky Horror Picture Show
[singing]
Danny: With a bit of a mind flip
Sam: You're into a time slip
Danny: And nothing can ever be the same.
Sam: You're spaced out on sensation. HAH!
Danny: Like you're under sedation!
All: Let's do the time warp again!
Jack: What have you done to Maddie!
Vlad: Nothing. Why, do you think I should?
Maddie: What have you done to Jack!
Vlad: Nothing. Why, do you think I should?
Sam [singing to Danny] Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me / I wanna be dirty! Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me / Creature of the night!
Jack: You're wet.
Sam: Yes. It's raining.
Sam about why she dislikes Dash:I don't like men with too many muscles
About another Danny Clone
Vlad: Oh, I just love success!
Skullker: He's a credit to your genius, Master.
Vlad: Yes!
Ember: A triumph of your will.
Vlad: Yes!
Spectra: He's OK!
Vlad: OK? OK? I think we can do better than that! Well Desiree and Technus, what do you think of him?
Desiree: Well, I don't like men with too many muscles.
Vlad: I didn't make him for you!... He carries the Charles Atlas seal of approval.
E pluribus unum.
Latin gotta Love it.
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AngelDust14
18 years ago
(Family Guy)
Danny:To the hidden Danny
(Danny runs outfide and flies a giant blimp with his face on it, then you hear a crash in Tucker's yard)
Tucker:What the hell?!
Danny:Tucker I am so sorry!
Tucker:How can you afford these things?!
(Danny is in a car he thinks will take him back into time)
Danny:Alright past here I come.
(Danny crashes into a building and people start running out on fire)
Danny:Wow, everybody in 1955 was on fire. I never knew that.
{Stewie Griffen the untold Story)
(Danny needs money for a flite to California so he smashes his piggy bank)
Tucker:What are you doing?
Danny:None of your buisness. But if you must know I need money for a flight to Los Angelos.
Tucker:Good luck tickets are about $400.
Danny:$400- Tucker hit me in the mouth.
Tucker:What?
Danny:I heard this tooth fairy gives you money for your teeth. Have at it.
Tucker: Okay.
(Tucker gets ready to hit Danny, but Danny flinches and yells no, Tucker stops)
Danny:Why did you stop I said hit me.
Tucker:You flinched.
Danny:Well of course I flinched you were going to hit me.
Tucker: Well then what do you want me to do?
Danny: Hit me.
(Tucker was about to hit Danny again, he flinches, and yells no, Tucker stops and sighs annoyingly)
Danny:I'm sorry, look I know I'm being hard to read-
(Tucker hits Danny, then Tucker slowly walks away from the room)
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female_miya
18 years ago
LOL I saw that episode last night...
Sam: "Uh, Tucker, you said "wink, wink" out loud."
Tucker: "No, I didn't, raise middle finger."
-Futurama
Maddie: "Shouldn't the kids be dating by now?"
Jack: "Oh, Maddie, it'd never work out...I mean, their rooms are next to each other, and then they'll start to have sex, then we'll never get them out of the house-"
Maddie: "No, you idiot, I meant other people!"
-Family Guy
You can take the hovercraft...if you can find it.-Nani, from Lilo and Stitch 2
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Cawleye
18 years ago
(family guy)
Danny at airport
Danny: No Ghost Shield Thank You Home Land Security
(family guy)
Sam to guys in white
Sam:Dang im never let the man keep me down crazy crakers
Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle i find i shall kill you-Stewie Griffen-Family Guy
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female_miya
18 years ago
(from the "Gravitation" dub)
*Danielle has been yelled at by Danny and is now sobbing loudly next to Sam and Tucker*
Danielle: "WAAAAAHH! SAM! TUCKER! WHAT'LL I DO!? HE SAID-HE SAID-"
Sam: *calm* "Either go nuts, get drunk, or throw a tantrum, take your pick."
Danielle: *alternating feet in a dance* "I'm dancing!" *grabs an empty beer bottle, staggers around* "I'm sooo druuunnkkk..." *throws herself on the ground, kicking feet and waving arms* "WAAAAAAHHH!"
Tucker and Sam: -_-'
You can take the hovercraft...if you can find it.-Nani, from Lilo and Stitch 2
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