Not too many funny lines in the movie, but I laughed at the kid who stuck his foot in his mouth in front of the Salafi terrorist;
"Him? Hah! He's a virgin, hasn't even had sex yet!"
"That's good. Fornication is a serious crime."
"... I'm a virgin too!"
"That's good as well."
There's a plan in everything, kid. And I love it when a plan comes together!
How about, "Go easy on the memos, Bob." His bosses, controllers, whatever, are terrorfied of being implicated.
share'i know your father too. he threw the second creepiest party i've ever been to in washington.'
Golf clap? Golf clap.
Bob Barnes: I want you to take him from his hotel, drug him, put him in the front of a car, and run a truck into it at 50 mph.
Dean Whiting: In this town, you're innocent until you're investigated.
Bryan Woodman: Great. How much for my other kid?
re: the first quote. 50 mph. that exact speed. like he's tested that out many times!
"It's for the pain. Rarely touch the stuff...Can I have another?"
I love the pseudo-Condi's response to Barnes' accurate "it's complicated" assessment. Such an efficient and businesslike dismissal.
I also love the way Bob has to have "CLI" translated. Not exactly lines, but great moments.
Ha! That was the funniest line in the movie.
- I thought the speech the islamic instructor made was interesting: it went something like "the pain of modern life cannot be solved by capitalism, liberal societies have failed, the Koran is the only solution." I can see how someone in that situation can be drawn to this, especially since it was told so eloquently.
he gives good speech. that's true.
We're not soldiers and he's not the enemy. He's a pizza man.
Moussawi to Bob:
"Always word of Bob but no Bob"
waste yourself before others do. uh huh.
Danny Dalton: Corruption is government intrusion into market efficiencies in the form of regulations. That's Milton Friedman. He got a goddamn Nobel Prize. We have laws against it precisely so we can get away with it. Corruption is our protection. Corruption keeps us safe and warm. Corruption is why you and I are prancing around in here instead of fighting over scraps of meat out in the streets. Corruption is why we win.
"She's got a...GREAT ASS! And you got your head all the way up it!"
"I'd be real careful.
You dig a six foot hole and maybe you find three bodies, but if you dig twelve then you'll find fourty.."
'What does mom do that we have to live in Islamabad?"
"She's a secretary." LOL