Quite possibly the greatest film ever made.
It was late. My eyes drooped and my ears rang with the notes of that night's concert (Audioslave for those that care). Sean, my accomplice and long time broseph, flipped through the channels, passing forgettable movie after forgettable movie. I watched on with complete disinterest. UNTIL I saw two words that would forever change my life.
Monster....
Man....
for the next hour or so I was treated to a film that was so blatant in its complete lack of originality that I was actually kind of impressed. The creators of this movie must have made a conscious decision to steal every and any aspect of the horror genre and made some sort of grand hodge podge of a film.
Where do I even begin? I enjoyed every second of it. It was almost as good as the concert I had just seen.
Favorite pieces.
-The fat/stoner/shameless token best friend was definitely a highlight.
-The miserable acting of that chick was also quite fantastic and notable.
-The ridiculous exorcism/dead raising plot point was great.
-The ending with the pieces of monster man talking.
-"well lets go pick up some poon tang"
-The fact that Monster Man walked like he had down syndrome and grunted like a retarded baby.
I could go on for days but I will leave you with some parting words and the lesson that monster man taught me.
Friendship isn't about being perfect and always doing the right thing. Its about being true to yourself and letting your friend know that you really care. If that means hijacking a huge f!king monster truck and running over a deformed mountain man with gangly hair and some sort of metal ridiculousness holding his face together then you have to do it.
Monster Man taught me a good lesson and his presence ultimately worked as the catalyst that brought Harley and Adam together again.
What a film.... changed my life