How would you feel about that?
"Questions, Questions, too many questions, you want a shard, Here!'- Aughra, The Dark Crystal.
1-Ill cry
2-buy a desert eagle .50
3-hire a gang to rape then kill uwe boll(and kill 50cent if possible)
4-watch the movie then shoot my self with the desert eagle.
Do not speak blasphemy
shareone thing is for certain...uwe boll must die...and no death would be paniful enough. if i even hear a hint that he has his grubby little paws on LoK, then i will just have to headbutt a spinning propellor.
Isn't science fun Mickey?
I'd wonder how the hell anyone in their right mind gave him the rights to make a film.
shareThe man is in the process of being silenced as we speak. It has already been established by Hideo Kojima, creator of the Metal Gear Solid series, that Uwe Boll will not be allowed to place his hands on that, as per this translated declaration by Kojima himself:
"Absolutely not! I don't know why Uwe Boll is even talking about this kind of thing. We've never talked to him. It's impossible that we'd ever do a movie with him."
As for silencing Boll further, you can take a part in it by signing the petition:
Stop Dr. Uwe Boll http://www.petitiononline.com/RRH53888/petition.html
Glad to be of help, guys.
It's true that some video game developers are refusing to let Uwe Boll touch their projects, and even German film distributors wanna stop Boll, but unfortunately no petition will stop him. Only a change in the pesky German law that keeps allowing Boll to get away with his craptacular low budget video game adaptations will stop him.
share"What if Uwe Boll made Legacy of Kain into a movie?"
Then there is no god.
A defender of Hyrule since '87