"And the waitress overheard us and said "I have a problem with procrastination too!" and I said, "Really? Get my sandwich!"
"Open here. Is that sarcasm?"
"Is that the biggest popcorn you have, that bucket? You don't have a barrel"
"Some of you are fans, got your tickets the day they went on sale. There you are, five of you. And look at the seats they get!"
"Here I go, Here I go, Here I go again. Girls what's my weakness? Men! Okay then. Chillen, chillen, minding my business, yo salt, I looked around I couldn't believe this. I swear, I stared, my neice my witness. The brother had it going on with someting kind of- wicked, wicked, had to kick it. I'm not shy so I asked for the digits. A ho? No, that don't make me see what I want slip slide to it swifly. Felt it in my hips so I dipped back to my bag of tricks. Then I flipped for a tip, make me want to do tricks for him. Licked him, like a lolly pop should be licked. Came to my senses then I chilled for a bit. So well, it's a spell, hell, makes me want to shoop, shoop, shoop."
- That took me a while.
"Batteries, they're packaged like never before. Thick, laminated plastic, with thick, thick cardboard. I mean, what could happen to batteries? Then you go to buy lightbulbs, thin, thin, cardboard. Open on both ends. What are they thinking? *sarcasticly* Oh, they'll be fine!"
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