If this were made during 'Dreamland Studios' era.....
...the following cast would have been:
DIVINE* - Silvia Stickles / Fat-(luck) Frank
COOKIE MUELLER* - Ursula Udders
GEORGE STOVER - Vaughan Stickles
EDITH MASSEY* - Big Ethel
MINK STOLE - (still) Marge the Neuter
MARY VIVIAN PEARCE - Paige the 12-step sponsor (expanded)
DAVID LOCHARY* - Ray-Ray
SUSAN LOWE - the 12-step chronic masturbator (expanded)
(*RIP - still loved and missed to this day)
Channing and Jean Hill would still play the roles they had but they would also have been expanded.
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked.