I found the Female version of Sam Mraovich
I actually took a break from the Ben and Arthur clips on Youtube and I stumbled, unfortunately, onto the female equivalent of Sam Mraovich in music.
Here's the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE2l6CPna4M
I guess her name is Jan Terri; just like Sam, she is being dead serious in this music video. And like B&A, you just can't help but laugh your @ss off at the whole thing.