The story would be less sci-fi, and focus more on Darth Vader being excommunicated from the Empire by Palpatine, because he's afraid his son's jedi ways would rub off on the storm troopers.
shareYou'd have "outer space" scenes that were obviously filmed in West Hollywood at night.
P.S. I suspect that more than a few Star Wars fanboys would tell you that we already have the answer: the prequels, especially The Phantom Menace.
The outer space is filled with palm trees. LoL ;-)
JeSkuNk
Sam could play Jabba the Hutt.
Eating Twinkies and Skittles.
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LoL
JeSkuNk
HAHAHA! Awesome, hera_g89.
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The lightsaber fight scenes would feature cheap flashlights and no colored lights, just regular yellow light for both Luke and Vader.
The "force" would be accomplished with highly visible wires and cables attached to whatever is being moved on camera.
The camera would be kept on the person who is NOT speaking.
Vader would say how the Emperor is coming and that HE is most displeased with the lack of progress on the Death Star. Then when we see the emperor, it is a woman.
In the Empire strikes back, when Luke is being warmed and treated for frostbite in the medical center, he is shown at first shirtless underwater, then in the next cut, he is fully clothed.
The theme for the Empire's music with approaching star destroyers would be, "Let's Go."
The Millenium Falcon would be used by Han Solo and then later also used by Darth Vader.
Yoda would make Luke take off all of his clothes while training to be a Jedi, because in the Jedi order, they train people naked.
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The first 2 is more like a Ed Wood's movie.
LoL. Nice thinking, man! The others definitely sound like something Sam would make!
JeSkuNk
Let's not forget to let Sam PLAY Jabba The Hut!
But I'm afraid he wouldn't cast himself as Jabba because he thinks he's all that and the hottest thing ever and cast Loretta Altman (MilDREAD) instead!
JeSkuNk
The theme for the Empire's music with approaching star destroyers would be, "Let's Go."
We'd be treated to this line:
Leia: Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
Luke: You *beep*....how DARE to talk to your brother like that!
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Lol, good one.
Sam would make a very good (not a compliment) C-3PO. Considering how high pitched whiny sounding 3PO is, and the same for Sam, if he HAD to be in the actual movie, that could be his character.
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Anakin: Padme, I'm a Jedi, I've always told you that!
Padme: Ani, I'll be a Jedi too and that will make it right for us to get married again huh!?
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Emperor: Your hate has made you powerful, *beep* me now Luke before it's too late.
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The large set pieces like the Senate chamber, Coruscant, and the cloning facility would all be off screen and only be referred to in dialogue.
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Master Rabin: The council is concerned that your padawon's homosexuality will rub off on the younglings and send their life force straight to hell.
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The Jedi would wear socks in sandals.
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The Millennium Falcon would be an Alaska Airlines jet.
Jesus hardly made the greatest sacrifice. He knew he would be resurrected anyway.
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There will have been no mention whatsoever of Alderaan throughout the whole film, but Leia would run to the window to check if it was there after someone said it's been blown away, it will have dissapeared and she'd turn around to Vader and say "damn it Vader, I need to know I can count on you!"
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