The literary equivalent to Sam
Meet Jacqueline Howett.
Her self published novel "The Greek Seaman" is available on Amazon. Back in March, blogger "Big Al" posted his review, which gave it only 2 stars but wasn't all that harsh:
http://booksandpals.blogspot.com/2011/03/greek-seaman-jacqueline-howet t.html
What were harsh were Howett's rebuttals, culminating in a meltdown in which she told Al et al. to "F--- off!" Twice.
The reviewers on Amazon were less kind, and the one good review came from someone with a name similar to the author.
An actual passage from the book: "Don and Katy watched hypnotically Gino place more coffees out at another table with supreme balance."
Here is Howett reading an excerpt from her book:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ou_oOGuDBw
(edit: she made that video private after all the blowback she got. Howett also removed her "F--- off" comments from Big Al's blog.)