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LMFAO! Hillarious movie!

posted 16 years ago by DashTheGreat
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What were they thinking? This is so bad, it's funny. It fits in the same category as Turkish Starwars in my book. Let's post all of the hillarious parts in this movie and laugh at what a horrible piece of crap this movie was.

"I now baptise you in the name of the lord jesus christ in the name of the father (splash), son (splash) and the holy spirit (splash). LMFAO!

And one of the guys gets shot 10 times, and makes this horrible attempt to sound like he's dying. Then he turns around and shoots the guy in the head.

The gunshots sound like one of those big drums, with the camera shaking a little.

The guy with blond hair, what a horrible actor. "Shut up... sit down..." LOL!!!

[–] Royal_Messup 16 years ago

When Vic TAPES the holy water onto their door and expects them to just drink it.

Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex. -Fry

[–] DashTheGreat 16 years ago

When the blond haired guy walks up and shoots that woman in the red car in the car garage while that funky techno music plays. Haha! I wonder who made the music for this wreck?

"Tammy what are you doing here?" - guy
"Remember me?" - Tammy. LMAO! That's got to be the worst line ever. Then, "I make sense, that's what makes sense!" Horrible. Just horrible.

"Dammit Arthur! I need to know that I can count on you!"

[–] rnigma-1 16 years ago

VICTOR
I'm here to save your soul.

ARTHUR
My soul is just fine.

Also:

STAN
What is it with you and your brother? I mean - – gosh –-

VICTOR
I’'m just... – I’'m gonna kill him! I am gonna kill my brother. I’'m gonna shoot him!*

STAN
Isn’'t that a little extreme? You could go to prison for that.

VICTOR
God is my witness, and God will save me.

STAN
Yeah, you’'re not gonna be able to go to church in prison.

VICTOR
Yes, I can.

STAN
Look, I’'m not into his being gay either, but I don'’t think that'’s the solution.

VICTOR
It just... – look, I have got to be accepted back into the church. I need Jesus as my savior now, OK?

STAN (sighs)
Wow. I don'’t know what to say.

*Sounds like Victor is saying "chew him."

[–] DashTheGreat 16 years ago

This movie was so bad, that they referred to their attorney as "giving him a call," but the attorney was a woman.

It's kind of amazing, actually.

[–] ccaudle 16 years ago

NOTHING though can beat this...

"This country *beep* sucks, it just *beep* sucks....(off camera).....OOOOOH"

HAHAHA Oh my god I love it.

[–] hera_g89 16 years ago

HAHAHHA. That's my favorite too!

...I don't want a cycle of recycled revenge, I don't want to follow death and all of his friends.

[–] dannyboy123 16 years ago

NOTHING though can beat this...

"This country *beep* sucks, it just *beep* sucks....(off camera).....OOOOOH"

HAHAHA Oh my god I love it.

I was laughing so hard at that, he throws a hissy fit and walks off camera and starts trashing the other room throwing stuff around, LOL.

One of the simplest moments but still made me laugh was in the diner, he walks up to the woman at the table, then the camera abruptly cuts to his face and he says "DO YOU WANT MORE?" then to add salt to the wound when it cuts to her the guy who was sitting behind her has somehow dissapeared into thin air.

[–] DashTheGreat 15 years ago

How about how the music in this movie sounds like it was performed by a 13 year old playing some horror movie church synthesizer.

Bump, because people must have more to say about the worst movie ever made.

[–] Royal_Messup 15 years ago

When Arthur sets the cardboard church on fire, drives away, then it cuts to a dwarf statue with some funky synthesized choir music.

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one.

[–] Ithilgore 15 years ago

And it's extremely sudden and loud, which combined with the Narmful casio quality, makes that bit rank with the graham cracker dinner, Arthur's offscreen "Ooooooh" and "Damn It Arthur" as one of the funniest parts of the movie.

Now the dream is over, and the insect is awake.

[–] ccaudle 15 years ago

After the infamous "YOU F$#K" line, then Ben and Arthur manage to barely crack open the door and 1.2 seconds later it closes, making us assume they were able to get out through such a small crack in that amount of time.

Although if you look closely, you can still see an arm in the edge of the shot.

[–] DashTheGreat 15 years ago

First scene - guy gets up to answer the phone, and he has his shoes on! Fail.

'I'm not confused, you're confused!' Seriously, is there anybody who could actually act in this movie?

[–] Motopsycho2 14 years ago

you guys actually spent time on this?

[–] mattiasflgrtll6 9 years ago

This movie had me dying with laughter!

"OUR BIKE IS GONE!"

"Oh shut the *beep* up, I'm *beep* getting out of here! *beep* you!"

"Are you gonna give me my sugar?" [laughs] "NO!"

"You hurt me, you know? You. Hurt Me."

"My heart, my stomach, I mean, my LIVER, everything... it just fell right out onto the floor!"