Twisted things said by Kenny + Vic


I saw 'Snack Food VS Print Media' today. Being of mixed heritage myself, I couldn't stop laughing when they said, "Mulatto Cookies...a white cracker dipped in chocolate...." These guys are so twisted that you can't help but laugh. Please share your favorite Kenny & Vic sayings and what episode they are from.

Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so too. - Voltaire

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The writing is absolutely brilliant.

//I quit netflix to curb my addiction.
http://www.netflix.com/BeMyFriend/P7AKjTiVh49bvgqO09oM

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ken said... a contestant writes hallmark cards for std victims..here it goes

roses are red violets are blue im sorry i gave you herpess type 2

lol lol lol

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I love what they say in the VGADD awards show. It's in Mud Butlers, and they say one of the dudes is Orlando Depps, or something like that, and he plays some pirate video game. So Vic asks, "I wonder where his buccaneers are?" and Kenny replies "Under his buckin' hat," to which Vic retorts, sarcastically, "Very clever Ken, I haven't heard that yarn in 20 years," and Kenny says, in a pirate voice, "Yarr! The oldest joke in the world!"

Dark Knight and Wall-E SHOULD NOT get Best Picture Nominations. Get realistic, people.

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Sexual Pioneers Vs. The World Of Violent Films....

(Vic)"His gaydar can tell if the grunt in the foxhole next to you has your back"

NOT WELL!!!!

"Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so too." - Voltaire

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Vic:"He runs a restautant chain called "McDumpers"

Kenny: "Yeah my favorite is the three coiled steamer and swirly fries"

Vic: "That's good eating, though that corn shake didn't work out for me."


Nauseating, sick, depraved and hilarious.

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Don't watch this while under the influence of a bong. You will not survive the laughter.

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Commenting on a contestant attempting to hold on to a 6 foot tall, rotating corn on the cob using a small hand hole:

Kenny Blankenship : "He's got four fingers in the cornhole".

Love it.This show is brilliant.

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Very true.

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Kenny:Ok Vic, I'm ready for some girl on girl action. Vic:No Kenny, that's girl versus girl. Kenny: What's the difference? Vic: Well, in one, one girl wins. In the other.... Kenny: Everyone wins?!?!

Hey Mav, you got the number of that truckdrivin' school, Truck Masters I think it is..

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In the first horse racing bit they ever did. One of the ladies tripped over the barrier and Vic says, "Don't worry Kenny, She'll be humanely destroyed." Humanely destroyed, gotta remember to use that one.

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Le Tour de Grand Prix, when they announce the finishing order:


LeKime
Taggenent
Uppda
Haas
and
Levenitt

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Vic: "And proudly displaying his coccyx transplant; Cleveland Brown!"
Kenny: "Why didn't he get a bigger one?"

Vic: "And coming up last, it's Milton Shanks. He's a bull milker."
Kenny: "What kind of cheese comes from that?"
Vic: "I don't know Ken, but it doesn't belong on a bagel."

During a couple of Kenny Blankenship's painful eliminations on Swish Bucklers:
"Tail-piper Ralph Dripper is catalytic-ally converted to CHUUUM!"
"Butter man Bernie Brodie, OHHH! He churned his innards to cottage cheese with this sternum-crushing attempt!! OUCH!!! YEAH!!! (pause) I need a towel!"
During Saddle Sores:
"Designated mounter goes down hard; is now a jar of kindergarten art paste!"
During Teetering Temple of Crippling Death:
"Lube & Rinser Swerma Babaganoush becomes a part of the Teetering Temple of Crippling Death one vertebrae AT A TIME!!"

220...221 whatever it takes

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