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Best Lines from this show!

posted 20 years ago by Kel_USAFwxrwife
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"The wall is weeping... but it's just moderately sad..." Steve on the Zen House episode

Chandler: Yeah, I just don't have alot of Chefing experience...unless it's an all TOAST restaurant!

[–] loicdesdvina 20 years ago

I don't really know if it counts as a line, but it was the conversation that one guy had with his wife [on the phone] as his microphone was still on. It was during the "camping" house and he faked being sick so he could go home and keep the prize... He said something along that lines that "these guys are all losers, etc."

I hated him so much, it's just too bad that he still got the prize and everything...

"Give me your power-flowin', juicy-glowin', red hot MEANING OF LIFE!"

[–] Mad_Monkey 18 years ago

I agree loicdesdvina, that guy was a total loser. Actually, I don't think he ended up getting the prizes. Steve told him if he had to quit due to his "inury" that he would still get the prizes. But when they busted him with the video of him on the phone, I think they just sent him packing. sayanora charlie!

[–] BigBoyJ 19 years ago

i don't remember the lines but there was this back 'n forth session between this guy (i think his name was john) and Steve on the house they did for Anne Ramsay from "Mad About You". it was some sort of Tiki thing they did. John was NOT helping the crew when they had 45 minutes to finish the build before time ran out and steve just TOTALLY LAID INTO HIM. i was waitin' for it and when it came i just said "SOMEONE FINALLY SAID SOMETHING TO THIS WHINY BRAT!!!!"

Jeremy, jack of all trades, master of none

[–] Wilbone 19 years ago

I can't recall the exact line from that show either, but I do remeber Steve calling the guy and "a** hole". That was so cool!

[–] yoyom98 19 years ago

i love the way steve laughs in the all girl team with the surf house....when one of the builders smacks his ass he just laughs in this amazingly stupid sounding way which is just sooo funny

No matter how dark the night, day always comes, and the journey continues

[–] GMCKINST-1 18 years ago

OLD WEST HOUSE

justin the very bad electrician

"I haven't done this in a while...and even when i did i wasn't very good at it."
all i can say is "NO DUH"

[–] KCPhaid 18 years ago

DONE!

- KCMojo
Signature? Whoops, how do I get the ink off of my screen?

[–] Tampa_Tom 18 years ago

Easily, the best line was from Doctor Wood...

"When I strap on my bags, I become a freakin' animal..."

That dude cracked me up!

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Open the pod bay door, HAL...
------Dave Bowman, 2001; A Space Odyssey