1) Running is faster than driving.
2) All of Tru's boyfriends die at least once.
3) If your older sister goes to rehab, she comes back for one day then leaves again and you dont hear from her again.
4) Working in a morgue can actually look like fun.
5) If you want to kill the competetion, you literally kill them.
Do you continue this?
6) If the day is a re-do, don't help your brother out with his bets.
Angel: Lorne told you to... *pee* all over the office?
Gunn: LORD I hope so
Yep, just keep adding to the list :) better to copy and paste.
1) Running is faster than driving.
2) All of Tru's boyfriends die at least once.
3) If your older sister goes to rehab, she comes back for one day then leaves again and you dont hear from her again.
4) Working in a morgue can actually look like fun.
5) If you want to kill the competetion, you literally kill them.
6) If the day is a re-do, don't help your brother out with his bets.
7) Don't trust any brunnettes who's last or first name is Carrie.
1) Running is faster than driving.
2) All of Tru's boyfriends die at least once.
3) If your older sister goes to rehab, she comes back for one day then leaves again and you dont hear from her again.
4) Working in a morgue can actually look like fun.
5) If you want to kill the competetion, you literally kill them.
6) If the day is a re-do, don't help your brother out with his bets.
7) Don't trust any brunettes who's last or first name is Carrie.
8) Police wait patiently for escaped convicts to look at their daughter one last time on their wedding day.
"He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life." -H.S.
1) Running is faster than driving.
2) All of Tru's boyfriends die at least once.
3) If your older sister goes to rehab, she comes back for one day then leaves again and you dont hear from her again.
4) Working in a morgue can actually look like fun.
5) If you want to kill the competetion, you literally kill them.
6) If the day is a re-do, don't help your brother out with his bets.
7) Don't trust any brunettes who's last or first name is Carrie.
8) Police wait patiently for escaped convicts to look at their daughter one last time on their wedding day.
9) The 3rd date rule was invented by men to try to get women into bed.
1) Running is faster than driving.
2) All of Tru's boyfriends die at least once.
3) If your older sister goes to rehab, she comes back for one day then leaves again and you dont hear from her again.
4) Working in a morgue can actually look like fun.
5) If you want to kill the competetion, you literally kill them.
6) If the day is a re-do, don't help your brother out with his bets.
7) Don't trust any brunettes who's last or first name is Carrie.
8) Police wait patiently for escaped convicts to look at their daughter one last time on their wedding day.
9) The 3rd date rule was invented by men to try to get women into bed.
10) Don't fret if you mess up because know one's going to remember it anyway
~Rocknrollchick41*
"Bring on the shackles...I'm your prisoner."-Edward Cullen <3 T~O
1) Running is faster than driving.
2) All of Tru's boyfriends die at least once.
3) If your older sister goes to rehab, she comes back for one day then leaves again and you dont hear from her again.
4) Working in a morgue can actually look like fun.
5) If you want to kill the competetion, you literally kill them.
6) If the day is a re-do, don't help your brother out with his bets.
7) Don't trust any brunettes who's last or first name is Carrie.
8) Police wait patiently for escaped convicts to look at their daughter one last time on their wedding day.
9) The 3rd date rule was invented by men to try to get women into bed.
10) Don't fret if you mess up because know one's going to remember it anyway
11) You Learn if Davies's name is his first, or last name.
1) Running is faster than driving.
2) All of Tru's boyfriends die at least once.
3) If your older sister goes to rehab, she comes back for one day then leaves again and you dont hear from her again.
4) Working in a morgue can actually look like fun.
5) If you want to kill the competetion, you literally kill them.
6) If the day is a re-do, don't help your brother out with his bets.
7) Don't trust any brunettes who's last or first name is Carrie.
8) Police wait patiently for escaped convicts to look at their daughter one last time on their wedding day.
9) The 3rd date rule was invented by men to try to get women into bed.
10) Don't fret if you mess up because know one's going to remember it anyway
11) You Learn if Davies's name is his first, or last name.
12.) Working at a morgue automatically means you become a detective
~*Swearing is just a device for making ignorance audible*~
1) Running is faster than driving.
2) All of Tru's boyfriends die at least once.
3) If your older sister goes to rehab, she comes back for one day then leaves again and you dont hear from her again.
4) Working in a morgue can actually look like fun.
5) If you want to kill the competetion, you literally kill them.
6) If the day is a re-do, don't help your brother out with his bets.
7) Don't trust any brunettes who's last or first name is Carrie.
8) Police wait patiently for escaped convicts to look at their daughter one last time on their wedding day.
9) The 3rd date rule was invented by men to try to get women into bed.
10) Don't fret if you mess up because know one's going to remember it anyway
11) You Learn if Davies's name is his first, or last name.
12) Working at a morgue automatically means you become a detective
13) You learn that tru is more likly to be asked for help on a monday and wednesday.
1) Running is faster than driving.
2) All of Tru's boyfriends die at least once.
3) If your older sister goes to rehab, she comes back for one day then leaves again and you dont hear from her again.
4) Working in a morgue can actually look like fun.
5) If you want to kill the competetion, you literally kill them.
6) If the day is a re-do, don't help your brother out with his bets.
7) Don't trust any brunettes who's last or first name is Carrie.
8) Police wait patiently for escaped convicts to look at their daughter one last time on their wedding day.
9) The 3rd date rule was invented by men to try to get women into bed.
10) Don't fret if you mess up because know one's going to remember it anyway
11) You Learn if Davies's name is his first, or last name.
12) Working at a morgue automatically means you become a detective
13) You learn that tru is more likly to be asked for help on a monday and wednesday.
14) Tru gets 2 maybe 3 hours of sleep max per week.
15) If you meet a hot chick who works at a morgue and claims to be able to rewind days...walk away...just walk away.
1) Running is faster than driving.
2) All of Tru's boyfriends die at least once.
3) If your older sister goes to rehab, she comes back for one day then leaves again and you dont hear from her again.
4) Working in a morgue can actually look like fun.
5) If you want to kill the competetion, you literally kill them.
6) If the day is a re-do, don't help your brother out with his bets.
7) Don't trust any brunettes who's last or first name is Carrie.
8) Police wait patiently for escaped convicts to look at their daughter one last time on their wedding day.
9) The 3rd date rule was invented by men to try to get women into bed.
10) Don't fret if you mess up because know one's going to remember it anyway
11) You Learn if Davies's name is his first, or last name.
12) Working at a morgue automatically means you become a detective
13) You learn that tru is more likly to be asked for help on a monday and wednesday.
14) Tru gets 2 maybe 3 hours of sleep max per week.
15) If you meet a hot chick who works at a morgue and claims to be able to rewind days...walk away...just walk away.
16) You can't rhyme 'through' with 'through.'
17) Don't pay for your meal with a credit card, because an identity theif might just have a cell phone that take pictures.
18) The problems of total strangers can be solved within the span of a day.
share1) Running is faster than driving.
2) All of Tru's boyfriends die at least once.
3) If your older sister goes to rehab, she comes back for one day then leaves again and you dont hear from her again.
4) Working in a morgue can actually look like fun.
5) If you want to kill the competetion, you literally kill them.
6) If the day is a re-do, don't help your brother out with his bets.
7) Don't trust any brunettes who's last or first name is Carrie.
8) Police wait patiently for escaped convicts to look at their daughter one last time on their wedding day.
9) The 3rd date rule was invented by men to try to get women into bed.
10) Don't fret if you mess up because know one's going to remember it anyway
11) You Learn if Davies's name is his first, or last name.
12) Working at a morgue automatically means you become a detective
13) You learn that tru is more likly to be asked for help on a monday and wednesday.
14) Tru gets 2 maybe 3 hours of sleep max per week.
15) If you meet a hot chick who works at a morgue and claims to be able to rewind days...walk away...just walk away.
16) You can't rhyme 'through' with 'through.'
17) Don't pay for your meal with a credit card, because an identity theif might just have a cell phone that take pictures.
18) The problems of total strangers can be solved within the span of a day.
19) Always invite the creepy neighbor to your parties.
My creative juices are not going so fast- I will add more later if I think of any.
1) Running is faster than driving.
2) All of Tru's boyfriends die at least once.
3) If your older sister goes to rehab, she comes back for one day then leaves again and you dont hear from her again.
4) Working in a morgue can actually look like fun.
5) If you want to kill the competetion, you literally kill them.
6) If the day is a re-do, don't help your brother out with his bets.
7) Don't trust any brunettes who's last or first name is Carrie.
8) Police wait patiently for escaped convicts to look at their daughter one last time on their wedding day.
9) The 3rd date rule was invented by men to try to get women into bed.
10) Don't fret if you mess up because know one's going to remember it anyway.
11) You Learn if Davies's name is his first, or last name.
12) Working at a morgue automatically means you become a detective.
13) You learn that Tru is more likly to be asked for help on a monday and wednesday.
14) Tru gets 2 maybe 3 hours of sleep max per week.
15) If you meet a hot chick who works at a morgue and claims to be able to rewind days...walk away...just walk away.
16) You can't rhyme 'through' with 'through.'
17) Don't pay for your meal with a credit card, because an identity thief might just have a cell phone that take pictures.
18) The problems of total strangers can be solved within the span of a day.
19) Always invite the creepy neighbor to your parties.
20) Any TV character played by Eliza Dushku will always refer to a character by the first letter of their name.
21) People that work in morgues for too long are more likely to set up imaginery tea parties with the corpses.
22)Boyfriends never ask for help, even when they're dead
share1) Running is faster than driving.
2) All of Tru's boyfriends die at least once.
3) If your older sister goes to rehab, she comes back for one day then leaves again and you dont hear from her again.
4) Working in a morgue can actually look like fun.
5) If you want to kill the competetion, you literally kill them.
6) If the day is a re-do, don't help your brother out with his bets.
7) Don't trust any brunettes who's last or first name is Carrie.
8) Police wait patiently for escaped convicts to look at their daughter one last time on their wedding day.
9) The 3rd date rule was invented by men to try to get women into bed.
10) Don't fret if you mess up because know one's going to remember it anyway
11) You Learn if Davies's name is his first, or last name.
12) Working at a morgue automatically means you become a detective
13) You learn that tru is more likly to be asked for help on a monday and wednesday.
14) Tru gets 2 maybe 3 hours of sleep max per week.
15) If you meet a hot chick who works at a morgue and claims to be able to rewind days...walk away...just walk away.
16) You can't rhyme 'through' with 'through.'
17) Don't pay for your meal with a credit card, because an identity theif might just have a cell phone that take pictures.
18) The problems of total strangers can be solved within the span of a day.
19) Always invite the creepy neighbor to your parties.
20) Any TV character played by Eliza Dushku will always refer to a character by the first letter of their name.
21) People that work in morgues for too long worry are more likely to set up imaginery tea parties with the corpses.
22) Boyfriends never ask for help even when they are dead.
23) Jack's an ass. A Jack Ass.
1) Running is faster than driving.
2) All of Tru's boyfriends die at least once.
3) If your older sister goes to rehab, she comes back for one day then leaves again and you dont hear from her again.
4) Working in a morgue can actually look like fun.
5) If you want to kill the competetion, you literally kill them.
6) If the day is a re-do, don't help your brother out with his bets.
7) Don't trust any brunettes who's last or first name is Carrie.
8) Police wait patiently for escaped convicts to look at their daughter one last time on their wedding day.
9) The 3rd date rule was invented by men to try to get women into bed.
10) Don't fret if you mess up because know one's going to remember it anyway
11) You Learn if Davies's name is his first, or last name.
12) Working at a morgue automatically means you become a detective
13) You learn that tru is more likly to be asked for help on a monday and wednesday.
14) Tru gets 2 maybe 3 hours of sleep max per week.
15) If you meet a hot chick who works at a morgue and claims to be able to rewind days...walk away...just walk away.
16) You can't rhyme 'through' with 'through.'
17) Don't pay for your meal with a credit card, because an identity theif might just have a cell phone that take pictures.
18) The problems of total strangers can be solved within the span of a day.
19) Always invite the creepy neighbor to your parties.
20) Any TV character played by Eliza Dushku will always refer to a character by the first letter of their name.
21) People that work in morgues for too long worry are more likely to set up imaginery tea parties with the corpses.
22) Boyfriends never ask for help even when they are dead.
23) Jack's an ass. A Jack Ass.
24) How to change the channel even if the remote has come up missing.
1) Running is faster than driving.
2) All of Tru's boyfriends die at least once.
3) If your older sister goes to rehab, she comes back for one day then leaves again and you dont hear from her again.
4) Working in a morgue can actually look like fun.
5) If you want to kill the competetion, you literally kill them.
6) If the day is a re-do, don't help your brother out with his bets.
7) Don't trust any brunettes who's last or first name is Carrie.
8) Police wait patiently for escaped convicts to look at their daughter one last time on their wedding day.
9) The 3rd date rule was invented by men to try to get women into bed.
10) Don't fret if you mess up because know one's going to remember it anyway
11) You Learn if Davies's name is his first, or last name.
12) Working at a morgue automatically means you become a detective
13) You learn that tru is more likly to be asked for help on a monday and wednesday.
14) Tru gets 2 maybe 3 hours of sleep max per week.
15) If you meet a hot chick who works at a morgue and claims to be able to rewind days...walk away...just walk away.
16) You can't rhyme 'through' with 'through.'
17) Don't pay for your meal with a credit card, because an identity theif might just have a cell phone that take pictures.
18) The problems of total strangers can be solved within the span of a day.
19) Always invite the creepy neighbor to your parties.
20) Any TV character played by Eliza Dushku will always refer to a character by the first letter of their name.
21) People that work in morgues for too long worry are more likely to set up imaginery tea parties with the corpses.
22) Boyfriends never ask for help even when they are dead.
23) Jack's an ass. A Jack Ass.
24) How to change the channel even if the remote has come up missing.
25) That the same universe that will allow someone to repeat a day in order to save a life will allow someone else to repeat it in order to *beep* up what the other person has tried to change.
26) People with special powers are destined to be viewed as crazy.
Ah, that little farce you played with my sister. You think that would fool a Corleone?
1) Running is faster than driving.
2) All of Tru's boyfriends die at least once.
3) If your older sister goes to rehab, she comes back for one day then leaves again and you dont hear from her again.
4) Working in a morgue can actually look like fun.
5) If you want to kill the competetion, you literally kill them.
6) If the day is a re-do, don't help your brother out with his bets.
7) Don't trust any brunettes who's last or first name is Carrie.
8) Police wait patiently for escaped convicts to look at their daughter one last time on their wedding day.
9) The 3rd date rule was invented by men to try to get women into bed.
10) Don't fret if you mess up because know one's going to remember it anyway
11) You Learn if Davies's name is his first, or last name.
12) Working at a morgue automatically means you become a detective
13) You learn that tru is more likly to be asked for help on a monday and wednesday.
14) Tru gets 2 maybe 3 hours of sleep max per week.
15) If you meet a hot chick who works at a morgue and claims to be able to rewind days...walk away...just walk away.
16) You can't rhyme 'through' with 'through.'
17) Don't pay for your meal with a credit card, because an identity theif might just have a cell phone that take pictures.
18) The problems of total strangers can be solved within the span of a day.
19) Always invite the creepy neighbor to your parties.
20) Any TV character played by Eliza Dushku will always refer to a character by the first letter of their name.
21) People that work in morgues for too long worry are more likely to set up imaginery tea parties with the corpses.
22) Boyfriends never ask for help even when they are dead.
23) Jack's an ass. A Jack Ass.
24) How to change the channel even if the remote has come up missing.
25) That the same universe that will allow someone to repeat a day in order to save a life will allow someone else to repeat it in order to *beep* up what the other person has tried to change.
26) People with special powers are destined to be viewed as crazy.
27) the devil is sexy ;)
1) Running is faster than driving.
2) All of Tru's boyfriends die at least once.
3) If your older sister goes to rehab, she comes back for one day then leaves again and you dont hear from her again.
4) Working in a morgue can actually look like fun.
5) If you want to kill the competetion, you literally kill them.
6) If the day is a re-do, don't help your brother out with his bets.
7) Don't trust any brunettes who's last or first name is Carrie.
8) Police wait patiently for escaped convicts to look at their daughter one last time on their wedding day.
9) The 3rd date rule was invented by men to try to get women into bed.
10) Don't fret if you mess up because know one's going to remember it anyway
11) You Learn if Davies's name is his first, or last name.
12) Working at a morgue automatically means you become a detective
13) You learn that tru is more likly to be asked for help on a monday and wednesday.
14) Tru gets 2 maybe 3 hours of sleep max per week.
15) If you meet a hot chick who works at a morgue and claims to be able to rewind days...walk away...just walk away.
16) You can't rhyme 'through' with 'through.'
17) Don't pay for your meal with a credit card, because an identity theif might just have a cell phone that take pictures.
18) The problems of total strangers can be solved within the span of a day.
19) Always invite the creepy neighbor to your parties.
20) Any TV character played by Eliza Dushku will always refer to a character by the first letter of their name.
21) People that work in morgues for too long worry are more likely to set up imaginery tea parties with the corpses.
22) Boyfriends never ask for help even when they are dead.
23) Jack's an ass. A Jack Ass.
24) How to change the channel even if the remote has come up missing.
25) That the same universe that will allow someone to repeat a day in order to save a life will allow someone else to repeat it in order to *beep* up what the other person has tried to change.
26) People with special powers are destined to be viewed as crazy.
27) the devil is sexy ;)
28) NEVER spill a perfume bottle on the floor of a college anatomy lab.
What would Buffy do?
1) Running is faster than driving.
2) All of Tru's boyfriends die at least once.
3) If your older sister goes to rehab, she comes back for one day then leaves again and you dont hear from her again.
4) Working in a morgue can actually look like fun.
5) If you want to kill the competetion, you literally kill them.
6) If the day is a re-do, don't help your brother out with his bets.
7) Don't trust any brunettes who's last or first name is Carrie.
8) Police wait patiently for escaped convicts to look at their daughter one last time on their wedding day.
9) The 3rd date rule was invented by men to try to get women into bed.
10) Don't fret if you mess up because know one's going to remember it anyway
11) You Learn if Davies's name is his first, or last name.
12) Working at a morgue automatically means you become a detective.
13) You learn that tru is more likly to be asked for help on a monday and wednesday.
14) Tru gets 2 maybe 3 hours of sleep max per week.
15) If you meet a hot chick who works at a morgue and claims to be able to rewind days...walk away...just walk away.
16) You can't rhyme 'through' with 'through.'
17) Don't pay for your meal with a credit card, because an identity thief might just have a cell phone that take pictures.
18) The problems of total strangers can be solved within the span of a day.
19) Always invite the creepy neighbor to your parties.
20) Any TV character played by Eliza Dushku will always refer to a character by the first letter of their name.
21) People that work in morgues for too long worry are more likely to set up imaginery tea parties with the corpses.
22) Boyfriends never ask for help even when they are dead.
23) Jack's an ass. A Jack Ass.
24) How to change the channel even if the remote has come up missing.
25) That the same universe that will allow someone to repeat a day in order to save a life will allow someone else to repeat it in order to *beep* up what the other person has tried to change.
26) People with special powers are destined to be viewed as crazy.
27) the devil is sexy ;)
28) NEVER spill a perfume bottle on the floor of a college anatomy lab.
29) A bone saw is a valid present for Santa to give to orphans.
30) Men that work in a morgue, prefer a Lord of the Rings quiz to a chance of sex.
31) 'Romeo and Juliet' has been rewritten. It's now 'Juliet and Juliet' and the families can make peace without everyone dying.
1) Running is faster than driving.
2) All of Tru's boyfriends die at least once.
3) If your older sister goes to rehab, she comes back for one day then leaves again and you dont hear from her again.
4) Working in a morgue can actually look like fun.
5) If you want to kill the competetion, you literally kill them.
6) If the day is a re-do, don't help your brother out with his bets.
7) Don't trust any brunettes who's last or first name is Carrie.
8) Police wait patiently for escaped convicts to look at their daughter one last time on their wedding day.
9) The 3rd date rule was invented by men to try to get women into bed.
10) Don't fret if you mess up because know one's going to remember it anyway
11) You Learn if Davies's name is his first, or last name.
12) Working at a morgue automatically means you become a detective.
13) You learn that tru is more likly to be asked for help on a monday and wednesday.
14) Tru gets 2 maybe 3 hours of sleep max per week.
15) If you meet a hot chick who works at a morgue and claims to be able to rewind days...walk away...just walk away.
16) You can't rhyme 'through' with 'through.'
17) Don't pay for your meal with a credit card, because an identity thief might just have a cell phone that take pictures.
18) The problems of total strangers can be solved within the span of a day.
19) Always invite the creepy neighbor to your parties.
20) Any TV character played by Eliza Dushku will always refer to a character by the first letter of their name.
21) People that work in morgues for too long worry are more likely to set up imaginery tea parties with the corpses.
22) Boyfriends never ask for help even when they are dead.
23) Jack's an ass. A Jack Ass.
24) How to change the channel even if the remote has come up missing.
25) That the same universe that will allow someone to repeat a day in order to save a life will allow someone else to repeat it in order to *beep* up what the other person has tried to change.
26) People with special powers are destined to be viewed as crazy.
27) the devil is sexy ;)
28) NEVER spill a perfume bottle on the floor of a college anatomy lab.
29) A bone saw is a valid present for Santa to give to orphans.
30) Men that work in a morgue, prefer a Lord of the Rings quiz to a chance of sex.
31) 'Romeo and Juliet' has been rewritten. It's now 'Juliet and Juliet' and the families can make peace without everyone dying.
32) Fate and destiny are two different things.
33) When you're watching TV show that you're really hooked on and it's getting better and better with every episode be careful - they're probably planning to cancell it at the most thrilling point without any proper conclusion.
34) I've learned that Fox sucks !
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
34) I've learned that Fox sucks !
1) Running is faster than driving.
2) All of Tru's boyfriends die at least once.
3) If your older sister goes to rehab, she comes back for one day then leaves again and you dont hear from her again.
4) Working in a morgue can actually look like fun.
5) If you want to kill the competetion, you literally kill them.
6) If the day is a re-do, don't help your brother out with his bets.
7) Don't trust any brunettes who's last or first name is Carrie.
8) Police wait patiently for escaped convicts to look at their daughter one last time on their wedding day.
9) The 3rd date rule was invented by men to try to get women into bed.
10) Don't fret if you mess up because know one's going to remember it anyway
11) You Learn if Davies's name is his first, or last name.
12) Working at a morgue automatically means you become a detective.
13) You learn that tru is more likly to be asked for help on a monday and wednesday.
14) Tru gets 2 maybe 3 hours of sleep max per week.
15) If you meet a hot chick who works at a morgue and claims to be able to rewind days...walk away...just walk away.
16) You can't rhyme 'through' with 'through.'
17) Don't pay for your meal with a credit card, because an identity thief might just have a cell phone that take pictures.
18) The problems of total strangers can be solved within the span of a day.
19) Always invite the creepy neighbor to your parties.
20) Any TV character played by Eliza Dushku will always refer to a character by the first letter of their name.
21) People that work in morgues for too long worry are more likely to set up imaginery tea parties with the corpses.
22) Boyfriends never ask for help even when they are dead.
23) Jack's an ass. A Jack Ass.
24) How to change the channel even if the remote has come up missing.
25) That the same universe that will allow someone to repeat a day in order to save a life will allow someone else to repeat it in order to *beep* up what the other person has tried to change.
26) People with special powers are destined to be viewed as crazy.
27) the devil is sexy ;)
28) NEVER spill a perfume bottle on the floor of a college anatomy lab.
29) A bone saw is a valid present for Santa to give to orphans.
30) Men that work in a morgue, prefer a Lord of the Rings quiz to a chance of sex.
31) 'Romeo and Juliet' has been rewritten. It's now 'Juliet and Juliet' and the families can make peace without everyone dying.
32) Fate and destiny are two different things.
33) When you're watching TV show that you're really hooked on and it's getting better and better with every episode be careful - they're probably planning to cancell it at the most thrilling point without any proper conclusion.
34) I've learned that Fox sucks !
35) Even if it'll save a life, beauty pageants still suck.
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Maryam + Eva (D&D)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVEJQOCDXFI
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1) Running is faster than driving.
2) All of Tru's boyfriends die at least once.
3) If your older sister goes to rehab, she comes back for one day then leaves again and you dont hear from her again.
4) Working in a morgue can actually look like fun.
5) If you want to kill the competetion, you literally kill them.
6) If the day is a re-do, don't help your brother out with his bets.
7) Don't trust any brunettes who's last or first name is Carrie.
8) Police wait patiently for escaped convicts to look at their daughter one last time on their wedding day.
9) The 3rd date rule was invented by men to try to get women into bed.
10) Don't fret if you mess up because know one's going to remember it anyway
11) You Learn if Davies's name is his first, or last name.
12) Working at a morgue automatically means you become a detective.
13) You learn that tru is more likly to be asked for help on a monday and wednesday.
14) Tru gets 2 maybe 3 hours of sleep max per week.
15) If you meet a hot chick who works at a morgue and claims to be able to rewind days...walk away...just walk away.
16) You can't rhyme 'through' with 'through.'
17) Don't pay for your meal with a credit card, because an identity thief might just have a cell phone that take pictures.
18) The problems of total strangers can be solved within the span of a day.
19) Always invite the creepy neighbor to your parties.
20) Any TV character played by Eliza Dushku will always refer to a character by the first letter of their name.
21) People that work in morgues for too long worry are more likely to set up imaginery tea parties with the corpses.
22) Boyfriends never ask for help even when they are dead.
23) Jack's an ass. A Jack Ass.
24) How to change the channel even if the remote has come up missing.
25) That the same universe that will allow someone to repeat a day in order to save a life will allow someone else to repeat it in order to *beep* up what the other person has tried to change.
26) People with special powers are destined to be viewed as crazy.
27) the devil is sexy ;)
28) NEVER spill a perfume bottle on the floor of a college anatomy lab.
29) A bone saw is a valid present for Santa to give to orphans.
30) Men that work in a morgue, prefer a Lord of the Rings quiz to a chance of sex.
31) 'Romeo and Juliet' has been rewritten. It's now 'Juliet and Juliet' and the families can make peace without everyone dying.
32) Fate and destiny are two different things.
33) When you're watching TV show that you're really hooked on and it's getting better and better with every episode be careful - they're probably planning to cancell it at the most thrilling point without any proper conclusion.
34) I've learned that Fox sucks !
35) Even if it'll save a life, beauty pageants still suck.
36) I usually laugh at threads like these but almost every single reason sucked and i didnt fnd them funny. I only agree with numbers 33 and 34.
37) Even a good show can have its comments go to no more than three pages in the IMDB forums before a troll shows up.
1) Running is faster than driving.
2) All of Tru's boyfriends die at least once.
3) If your older sister goes to rehab, she comes back for one day then leaves again and you dont hear from her again.
4) Working in a morgue can actually look like fun.
5) If you want to kill the competetion, you literally kill them.
6) If the day is a re-do, don't help your brother out with his bets.
7) Don't trust any brunettes who's last or first name is Carrie.
8) Police wait patiently for escaped convicts to look at their daughter one last time on their wedding day.
9) The 3rd date rule was invented by men to try to get women into bed.
10) Don't fret if you mess up because no one's going to remember it anyway
11) You Learn if Davis' name is his first, or last name.
12) Working at a morgue automatically means you become a detective.
13) You learn that tru is more likly to be asked for help on a monday and wednesday.
14) Tru gets 2 maybe 3 hours of sleep max per week.
15) If you meet a hot chick who works at a morgue and claims to be able to rewind days...walk away...just walk away.
16) You can't rhyme 'through' with 'through.'
17) Don't pay for your meal with a credit card, because an identity thief might just have a cell phone that take pictures.
18) The problems of total strangers can be solved within the span of a day.
19) Always invite the creepy neighbor to your parties.
20) Any TV character played by Eliza Dushku will always refer to a character by the first letter of their name.
21) People that work in morgues for too long worry are more likely to set up imaginery tea parties with the corpses.
22) Boyfriends never ask for help even when they are dead.
23) Jack's an ass. A Jack Ass.
24) How to change the channel even if the remote has come up missing.
25) That the same universe that will allow someone to repeat a day in order to save a life will allow someone else to repeat it in order to *beep* up what the other person has tried to change.
26) People with special powers are destined to be viewed as crazy.
27) the devil is sexy ;)
28) NEVER spill a perfume bottle on the floor of a college anatomy lab.
29) A bone saw is a valid present for Santa to give to orphans.
30) Men that work in a morgue, prefer a Lord of the Rings quiz to a chance of sex.
31) 'Romeo and Juliet' has been rewritten. It's now 'Juliet and Juliet' and the families can make peace without everyone dying.
32) Fate and destiny are two different things.
33) When you're watching TV show that you're really hooked on and it's getting better and better with every episode be careful - they're probably planning to cancell it at the most thrilling point without any proper conclusion.
34) I've learned that Fox sucks !
35) Even if it'll save a life, beauty pageants still suck.
36) I usually laugh at threads like these but almost every single reason sucked and i didnt fnd them funny. I only agree with numbers 33 and 34.
37) Even a good show can have its comments go to no more than three pages in the IMDB forums before a troll shows up.
38) That you don't need to be original with names, as two seperate main characters with no relation can both have similar first/last names with no confusion (Tru Davies & Davis)
1) Running is faster than driving.
2) All of Tru's boyfriends die at least once.
3) If your older sister goes to rehab, she comes back for one day then leaves again and you dont hear from her again.
4) Working in a morgue can actually look like fun.
5) If you want to kill the competetion, you literally kill them.
6) If the day is a re-do, don't help your brother out with his bets.
7) Don't trust any brunettes who's last or first name is Carrie.
8) Police wait patiently for escaped convicts to look at their daughter one last time on their wedding day.
9) The 3rd date rule was invented by men to try to get women into bed.
10) Don't fret if you mess up because no one's going to remember it anyway
11) You Learn if Davis' name is his first, or last name.
12) Working at a morgue automatically means you become a detective.
13) You learn that tru is more likly to be asked for help on a monday and wednesday.
14) Tru gets 2 maybe 3 hours of sleep max per week.
15) If you meet a hot chick who works at a morgue and claims to be able to rewind days...walk away...just walk away.
16) You can't rhyme 'through' with 'through.'
17) Don't pay for your meal with a credit card, because an identity thief might just have a cell phone that take pictures.
18) The problems of total strangers can be solved within the span of a day.
19) Always invite the creepy neighbor to your parties.
20) Any TV character played by Eliza Dushku will always refer to a character by the first letter of their name.
21) People that work in morgues for too long worry are more likely to set up imaginery tea parties with the corpses.
22) Boyfriends never ask for help even when they are dead.
23) Jack's an ass. A Jack Ass.
24) How to change the channel even if the remote has come up missing.
25) That the same universe that will allow someone to repeat a day in order to save a life will allow someone else to repeat it in order to *beep* up what the other person has tried to change.
26) People with special powers are destined to be viewed as crazy.
27) the devil is sexy ;)
28) NEVER spill a perfume bottle on the floor of a college anatomy lab.
29) A bone saw is a valid present for Santa to give to orphans.
30) Men that work in a morgue, prefer a Lord of the Rings quiz to a chance of sex.
31) 'Romeo and Juliet' has been rewritten. It's now 'Juliet and Juliet' and the families can make peace without everyone dying.
32) Fate and destiny are two different things.
33) When you're watching TV show that you're really hooked on and it's getting better and better with every episode be careful - they're probably planning to cancell it at the most thrilling point without any proper conclusion.
34) I've learned that Fox sucks !
35) Even if it'll save a life, beauty pageants still suck.
36) I usually laugh at threads like these but almost every single reason sucked and i didnt fnd them funny. I only agree with numbers 33 and 34.
37) Even a good show can have its comments go to no more than three pages in the IMDB forums before a troll shows up.
38) That you don't need to be original with names, as two seperate main characters with no relation can both have similar first/last names with no confusion (Tru Davies & Davis)
39) Always bring a two of clubs.
I love Harrison!!!
20+24 -- I dont remember. Explain?
22 -- hahahaha i never noticed that as a connection. funny.
38 - i always thought that was weird.lol.
If I ever start referring to these as the best days of my life, remind me to kill myself.
1) Running is faster than driving.
2) All of Tru's boyfriends die at least once.
3) If your older sister goes to rehab, she comes back for one day then leaves again and you dont hear from her again.
4) Working in a morgue can actually look like fun.
5) If you want to kill the competetion, you literally kill them.
6) If the day is a re-do, don't help your brother out with his bets.
7) Don't trust any brunettes who's last or first name is Carrie.
8) Police wait patiently for escaped convicts to look at their daughter one last time on their wedding day.
9) The 3rd date rule was invented by men to try to get women into bed.
10) Don't fret if you mess up because no one's going to remember it anyway
11) You Learn if Davis' name is his first, or last name.
12) Working at a morgue automatically means you become a detective.
13) You learn that tru is more likly to be asked for help on a monday and wednesday.
14) Tru gets 2 maybe 3 hours of sleep max per week.
15) If you meet a hot chick who works at a morgue and claims to be able to rewind days...walk away...just walk away.
16) You can't rhyme 'through' with 'through.'
17) Don't pay for your meal with a credit card, because an identity thief might just have a cell phone that take pictures.
18) The problems of total strangers can be solved within the span of a day.
19) Always invite the creepy neighbor to your parties.
20) Any TV character played by Eliza Dushku will always refer to a character by the first letter of their name.
21) People that work in morgues for too long worry are more likely to set up imaginery tea parties with the corpses.
22) Boyfriends never ask for help even when they are dead.
23) Jack's an ass. A Jack Ass.
24) How to change the channel even if the remote has come up missing.
25) That the same universe that will allow someone to repeat a day in order to save a life will allow someone else to repeat it in order to *beep* up what the other person has tried to change.
26) People with special powers are destined to be viewed as crazy.
27) the devil is sexy ;)
28) NEVER spill a perfume bottle on the floor of a college anatomy lab.
29) A bone saw is a valid present for Santa to give to orphans.
30) Men that work in a morgue, prefer a Lord of the Rings quiz to a chance of sex.
31) 'Romeo and Juliet' has been rewritten. It's now 'Juliet and Juliet' and the families can make peace without everyone dying.
32) Fate and destiny are two different things.
33) When you're watching TV show that you're really hooked on and it's getting better and better with every episode be careful - they're probably planning to cancell it at the most thrilling point without any proper conclusion.
34) I've learned that Fox sucks !
35) Even if it'll save a life, beauty pageants still suck.
36) I usually laugh at threads like these but almost every single reason sucked and i didnt fnd them funny. I only agree with numbers 33 and 34.
37) Even a good show can have its comments go to no more than three pages in the IMDB forums before a troll shows up.
38) That you don't need to be original with names, as two seperate main characters with no relation can both have similar first/last names with no confusion (Tru Davies & Davis)
39) Always bring a two of clubs.
40) Talk to a few dead people and you lose your sense of humor
"You have been Cookified." -David Cook
1) Running is faster than driving.
2) All of Tru's boyfriends die at least once.
3) If your older sister goes to rehab, she comes back for one day then leaves again and you dont hear from her again.
4) Working in a morgue can actually look like fun.
5) If you want to kill the competetion, you literally kill them.
6) If the day is a re-do, don't help your brother out with his bets.
7) Don't trust any brunettes who's last or first name is Carrie.
8) Police wait patiently for escaped convicts to look at their daughter one last time on their wedding day.
9) The 3rd date rule was invented by men to try to get women into bed.
10) Don't fret if you mess up because no one's going to remember it anyway
11) You Learn if Davis' name is his first, or last name.
12) Working at a morgue automatically means you become a detective.
13) You learn that tru is more likly to be asked for help on a monday and wednesday.
14) Tru gets 2 maybe 3 hours of sleep max per week.
15) If you meet a hot chick who works at a morgue and claims to be able to rewind days...walk away...just walk away.
16) You can't rhyme 'through' with 'through.'
17) Don't pay for your meal with a credit card, because an identity thief might just have a cell phone that take pictures.
18) The problems of total strangers can be solved within the span of a day.
19) Always invite the creepy neighbor to your parties.
20) Any TV character played by Eliza Dushku will always refer to a character by the first letter of their name.
21) People that work in morgues for too long worry are more likely to set up imaginery tea parties with the corpses.
22) Boyfriends never ask for help even when they are dead.
23) Jack's an ass. A Jack Ass.
24) How to change the channel even if the remote has come up missing.
25) That the same universe that will allow someone to repeat a day in order to save a life will allow someone else to repeat it in order to *beep* up what the other person has tried to change.
26) People with special powers are destined to be viewed as crazy.
27) the devil is sexy ;)
28) NEVER spill a perfume bottle on the floor of a college anatomy lab.
29) A bone saw is a valid present for Santa to give to orphans.
30) Men that work in a morgue, prefer a Lord of the Rings quiz to a chance of sex.
31) 'Romeo and Juliet' has been rewritten. It's now 'Juliet and Juliet' and the families can make peace without everyone dying.
32) Fate and destiny are two different things.
33) When you're watching TV show that you're really hooked on and it's getting better and better with every episode be careful - they're probably planning to cancell it at the most thrilling point without any proper conclusion.
34) I've learned that Fox sucks !
35) Even if it'll save a life, beauty pageants still suck.
36) I usually laugh at threads like these but almost every single reason sucked and i didnt fnd them funny. I only agree with numbers 33 and 34.
37) Even a good show can have its comments go to no more than three pages in the IMDB forums before a troll shows up.
38) That you don't need to be original with names, as two seperate main characters with no relation can both have similar first/last names with no confusion (Tru Davies & Davis)
39) Always bring a two of clubs.
40) Talk to a few dead people and you lose your sense of humor
41) Someone asks for help and you don't rewind...? It doesn't mean your fired.
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Darryl + Ali B + Soumia + Babel = Eeyeeyo
http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=WhrNxiFrtI0
1) Running is faster than driving.
2) All of Tru's boyfriends die at least once.
3) If your older sister goes to rehab, she comes back for one day then leaves again and you dont hear from her again.
4) Working in a morgue can actually look like fun.
5) If you want to kill the competetion, you literally kill them.
6) If the day is a re-do, don't help your brother out with his bets.
7) Don't trust any brunettes who's last or first name is Carrie.
8) Police wait patiently for escaped convicts to look at their daughter one last time on their wedding day.
9) The 3rd date rule was invented by men to try to get women into bed.
10) Don't fret if you mess up because no one's going to remember it anyway
11) You Learn if Davis' name is his first, or last name.
12) Working at a morgue automatically means you become a detective.
13) You learn that tru is more likly to be asked for help on a monday and wednesday.
14) Tru gets 2 maybe 3 hours of sleep max per week.
15) If you meet a hot chick who works at a morgue and claims to be able to rewind days...walk away...just walk away.
16) You can't rhyme 'through' with 'through.'
17) Don't pay for your meal with a credit card, because an identity thief might just have a cell phone that take pictures.
18) The problems of total strangers can be solved within the span of a day.
19) Always invite the creepy neighbor to your parties.
20) Any TV character played by Eliza Dushku will always refer to a character by the first letter of their name.
21) People that work in morgues for too long worry are more likely to set up imaginery tea parties with the corpses.
22) Boyfriends never ask for help even when they are dead.
23) Jack's an ass. A Jack Ass.
24) How to change the channel even if the remote has come up missing.
25) That the same universe that will allow someone to repeat a day in order to save a life will allow someone else to repeat it in order to *beep* up what the other person has tried to change.
26) People with special powers are destined to be viewed as crazy.
27) the devil is sexy ;)
28) NEVER spill a perfume bottle on the floor of a college anatomy lab.
29) A bone saw is a valid present for Santa to give to orphans.
30) Men that work in a morgue, prefer a Lord of the Rings quiz to a chance of sex.
31) 'Romeo and Juliet' has been rewritten. It's now 'Juliet and Juliet' and the families can make peace without everyone dying.
32) Fate and destiny are two different things.
33) When you're watching TV show that you're really hooked on and it's getting better and better with every episode be careful - they're probably planning to cancell it at the most thrilling point without any proper conclusion.
34) I've learned that Fox sucks !
35) Even if it'll save a life, beauty pageants still suck.
36) I usually laugh at threads like these but almost every single reason sucked and i didnt fnd them funny. I only agree with numbers 33 and 34.
37) Even a good show can have its comments go to no more than three pages in the IMDB forums before a troll shows up.
38) That you don't need to be original with names, as two seperate main characters with no relation can both have similar first/last names with no confusion (Tru Davies & Davis)
39) Always bring a two of clubs.
40) Talk to a few dead people and you lose your sense of humor
41) Someone asks for help and you don't rewind...? It doesn't mean your fired.
42) Even if you own 25 different purses/bags, make sure all of them have a strap that will fit across your body diagonally... you may need to run a lot.
Treachery is the way of the Sith.share
1) Running is faster than driving.
2) All of Tru's boyfriends die at least once.
3) If your older sister goes to rehab, she comes back for one day then leaves again and you dont hear from her again.
4) Working in a morgue can actually look like fun.
5) If you want to kill the competetion, you literally kill them.
6) If the day is a re-do, don't help your brother out with his bets.
7) Don't trust any brunettes who's last or first name is Carrie.
8) Police wait patiently for escaped convicts to look at their daughter one last time on their wedding day.
9) The 3rd date rule was invented by men to try to get women into bed.
10) Don't fret if you mess up because no one's going to remember it anyway
11) You Learn if Davis' name is his first, or last name.
12) Working at a morgue automatically means you become a detective.
13) You learn that tru is more likly to be asked for help on a monday and wednesday.
14) Tru gets 2 maybe 3 hours of sleep max per week.
15) If you meet a hot chick who works at a morgue and claims to be able to rewind days...walk away...just walk away.
16) You can't rhyme 'through' with 'through.'
17) Don't pay for your meal with a credit card, because an identity thief might just have a cell phone that take pictures.
18) The problems of total strangers can be solved within the span of a day.
19) Always invite the creepy neighbor to your parties.
20) Any TV character played by Eliza Dushku will always refer to a character by the first letter of their name.
21) People that work in morgues for too long worry are more likely to set up imaginery tea parties with the corpses.
22) Boyfriends never ask for help even when they are dead.
23) Jack's an ass. A Jack Ass.
24) How to change the channel even if the remote has come up missing.
25) That the same universe that will allow someone to repeat a day in order to save a life will allow someone else to repeat it in order to *beep* up what the other person has tried to change.
26) People with special powers are destined to be viewed as crazy.
27) the devil is sexy ;)
28) NEVER spill a perfume bottle on the floor of a college anatomy lab.
29) A bone saw is a valid present for Santa to give to orphans.
30) Men that work in a morgue, prefer a Lord of the Rings quiz to a chance of sex.
31) 'Romeo and Juliet' has been rewritten. It's now 'Juliet and Juliet' and the families can make peace without everyone dying.
32) Fate and destiny are two different things.
33) When you're watching TV show that you're really hooked on and it's getting better and better with every episode be careful - they're probably planning to cancell it at the most thrilling point without any proper conclusion.
34) I've learned that Fox sucks !
35) Even if it'll save a life, beauty pageants still suck.
36) I usually laugh at threads like these but almost every single reason sucked and i didnt fnd them funny. I only agree with numbers 33 and 34.
37) Even a good show can have its comments go to no more than three pages in the IMDB forums before a troll shows up.
38) That you don't need to be original with names, as two seperate main characters with no relation can both have similar first/last names with no confusion (Tru Davies & Davis)
39) Always bring a two of clubs.
40) Talk to a few dead people and you lose your sense of humor
41) Someone asks for help and you don't rewind...? It doesn't mean your fired.
42) Even if you own 25 different purses/bags, make sure all of them have a strap that will fit across your body diagonally... you may need to run a lot.
43) Kelly Clarkson is a historical figure.
44) Tne best way to kill a beauty queen is by poisoning her make-up
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1) Running is faster than driving.
2) All of Tru's boyfriends die at least once.
3) If your older sister goes to rehab, she comes back for one day then leaves again and you don't hear from her again.
4) Working in a morgue can actually look like fun.
5) If you want to kill the competition, you literally kill them.
6) If the day is a re-do, don't help your brother out with his bets.
7) Don't trust any brunettes who's last or first name is Carrie.
8) Police wait patiently for escaped convicts to look at their daughter one last time on their wedding day.
9) The 3rd date rule was invented by men to try to get women into bed.
10) Don't fret if you mess up because no one's going to remember it anyway
11) You Learn if Davis' name is his first, or last name.
12) Working at a morgue automatically means you become a detective.
13) You learn that Tru is more likely to be asked for help on a Monday and Thursday.
14) Tru gets 2 maybe 3 hours of sleep max per week.
15) If you meet a hot chick who works at a morgue and claims to be able to rewind days...walk away...just walk away.
16) You can't rhyme 'through' with 'through.'
17) Don't pay for your meal with a credit card, because an identity thief might just have a cell phone that take pictures.
18) The problems of total strangers can be solved within the span of a day.
19) Always invite the creepy neighbor to your parties.
20) Any TV character played by Eliza Dushku will always refer to a character by the first letter of their name.
21) People that work in morgues for too long worry are more likely to set up imaginary tea parties with the corpses.
22) Boyfriends never ask for help even when they are dead.
23) Jack's an ass. A Jack Ass.
24) How to change the channel even if the remote has come up missing.
25) That the same universe that will allow someone to repeat a day in order to save a life will allow someone else to repeat it in order to *beep* up what the other person has tried to change.
26) People with special powers are destined to be viewed as crazy.
27) the devil is sexy ;)
28) NEVER spill a perfume bottle on the floor of a college anatomy lab.
29) A bone saw is a valid present for Santa to give to orphans.
30) Men that work in a morgue, prefer a Lord of the Rings quiz to a chance of sex.
31) 'Romeo and Juliet' has been rewritten. It's now 'Juliet and Juliet' and the families can make peace without everyone dying.
32) Fate and destiny are two different things.
33) When you're watching TV show that you're really hooked on and it's getting better and better with every episode be careful - they're probably planning to cancel it at the most thrilling point without any proper conclusion.
34) I've learned that Fox sucks !
35) Even if it'll save a life, beauty pageants still suck.
36) Tru is like Typhoid Mary
37) Even a good show can have its comments go to no more than three pages in the IMDB forums before a troll shows up.
38) That you don't need to be original with names, as two separate main characters with no relation can both have similar first/last names with no confusion (Tru Davies & Davis)
39) Always bring a two of clubs.
40) Talk to a few dead people and you lose your sense of humor
41) Someone asks for help and you don't rewind...? It doesn't mean your fired.
42) Even if you own 25 different purses/bags, make sure all of them have a strap that will fit across your body diagonally... you may need to run a lot.
43) Kelly Clarkson is a historical figure.
44) The best way to kill a beauty queen is by poisoning her make-up.
45) "Next time you break into a man's vehicle don't get into a shouting match outside his cabin."
46. DON'T eat the shrimp sandwich
47. Tru's toaster pops out food even when noone puts anything in it
48. As soon as Davis realizes that you are 'death' he'll take you off the pay roll
You pissed in the Big Man's chair? That's fantastic...I just think that's bloody fabulous
1) Running is faster than driving.
2) All of Tru's boyfriends die at least once.
3) If your older sister goes to rehab, she comes back for one day then leaves again and you don't hear from her again.
4) Working in a morgue can actually look like fun.
5) If you want to kill the competition, you literally kill them.
6) If the day is a re-do, don't help your brother out with his bets.
7) Don't trust any brunettes who's last or first name is Carrie.
8) Police wait patiently for escaped convicts to look at their daughter one last time on their wedding day.
9) The 3rd date rule was invented by men to try to get women into bed.
10) Don't fret if you mess up because no one's going to remember it anyway
11) You Learn if Davis' name is his first, or last name.
12) Working at a morgue automatically means you become a detective.
13) You learn that Tru is more likely to be asked for help on a Monday and Thursday.
14) Tru gets 2 maybe 3 hours of sleep max per week.
15) If you meet a hot chick who works at a morgue and claims to be able to rewind days...walk away...just walk away.
16) You can't rhyme 'through' with 'through.'
17) Don't pay for your meal with a credit card, because an identity thief might just have a cell phone that take pictures.
18) The problems of total strangers can be solved within the span of a day.
19) Always invite the creepy neighbor to your parties.
20) Any TV character played by Eliza Dushku will always refer to a character by the first letter of their name.
21) People that work in morgues for too long worry are more likely to set up imaginary tea parties with the corpses.
22) Boyfriends never ask for help even when they are dead.
23) Jack's an ass. A Jack Ass.
24) How to change the channel even if the remote has come up missing.
25) That the same universe that will allow someone to repeat a day in order to save a life will allow someone else to repeat it in order to *beep* up what the other person has tried to change.
26) People with special powers are destined to be viewed as crazy.
27) the devil is sexy ;)
28) NEVER spill a perfume bottle on the floor of a college anatomy lab.
29) A bone saw is a valid present for Santa to give to orphans.
30) Men that work in a morgue, prefer a Lord of the Rings quiz to a chance of sex.
31) 'Romeo and Juliet' has been rewritten. It's now 'Juliet and Juliet' and the families can make peace without everyone dying.
32) Fate and destiny are two different things.
33) When you're watching TV show that you're really hooked on and it's getting better and better with every episode be careful - they're probably planning to cancel it at the most thrilling point without any proper conclusion.
34) I've learned that Fox sucks !
35) Even if it'll save a life, beauty pageants still suck.
36) Tru is like Typhoid Mary
37) Even a good show can have its comments go to no more than three pages in the IMDB forums before a troll shows up.
38) That you don't need to be original with names, as two separate main characters with no relation can both have similar first/last names with no confusion (Tru Davies & Davis)
39) Always bring a two of clubs.
40) Talk to a few dead people and you lose your sense of humor
41) Someone asks for help and you don't rewind...? It doesn't mean your fired.
42) Even if you own 25 different purses/bags, make sure all of them have a strap that will fit across your body diagonally... you may need to run a lot.
43) Kelly Clarkson is a historical figure.
44) The best way to kill a beauty queen is by poisoning her make-up.
45) "Next time you break into a man's vehicle don't get into a shouting match outside his cabin."
46. DON'T eat the shrimp sandwich
47. Tru's toaster pops out food even when noone puts anything in it
48. As soon as Davis realizes that you are 'death' he'll take you off the pay roll
49. If you mess up a day and want to repeat it, just search for a dead body that wants help.
50. If live bodies freak you out, work in a morgue.
1) Running is faster than driving.
2) All of Tru's boyfriends die at least once.
3) If your older sister goes to rehab, she comes back for one day then leaves again and you don't hear from her again.
4) Working in a morgue can actually look like fun.
5) If you want to kill the competition, you literally kill them.
6) If the day is a re-do, don't help your brother out with his bets.
7) Don't trust any brunettes who's last or first name is Carrie.
8) Police wait patiently for escaped convicts to look at their daughter one last time on their wedding day.
9) The 3rd date rule was invented by men to try to get women into bed.
10) Don't fret if you mess up because no one's going to remember it anyway
11) You Learn if Davis' name is his first, or last name.
12) Working at a morgue automatically means you become a detective.
13) You learn that Tru is more likely to be asked for help on a Monday and Thursday.
14) Tru gets 2 maybe 3 hours of sleep max per week.
15) If you meet a hot chick who works at a morgue and claims to be able to rewind days...walk away...just walk away.
16) You can't rhyme 'through' with 'through.'
17) Don't pay for your meal with a credit card, because an identity thief might just have a cell phone that take pictures.
18) The problems of total strangers can be solved within the span of a day.
19) Always invite the creepy neighbor to your parties.
20) Any TV character played by Eliza Dushku will always refer to a character by the first letter of their name.
21) People that work in morgues for too long worry are more likely to set up imaginary tea parties with the corpses.
22) Boyfriends never ask for help even when they are dead.
23) Jack's an ass. A Jack Ass.
24) How to change the channel even if the remote has come up missing.
25) That the same universe that will allow someone to repeat a day in order to save a life will allow someone else to repeat it in order to *beep* up what the other person has tried to change.
26) People with special powers are destined to be viewed as crazy.
27) the devil is sexy ;)
28) NEVER spill a perfume bottle on the floor of a college anatomy lab.
29) A bone saw is a valid present for Santa to give to orphans.
30) Men that work in a morgue, prefer a Lord of the Rings quiz to a chance of sex.
31) 'Romeo and Juliet' has been rewritten. It's now 'Juliet and Juliet' and the families can make peace without everyone dying.
32) Fate and destiny are two different things.
33) When you're watching TV show that you're really hooked on and it's getting better and better with every episode be careful - they're probably planning to cancel it at the most thrilling point without any proper conclusion.
34) I've learned that Fox sucks !
35) Even if it'll save a life, beauty pageants still suck.
36) Tru is like Typhoid Mary
37) Even a good show can have its comments go to no more than three pages in the IMDB forums before a troll shows up.
38) That you don't need to be original with names, as two separate main characters with no relation can both have similar first/last names with no confusion (Tru Davies & Davis)
39) Always bring a two of clubs.
40) Talk to a few dead people and you lose your sense of humor
41) Someone asks for help and you don't rewind...? It doesn't mean your fired.
42) Even if you own 25 different purses/bags, make sure all of them have a strap that will fit across your body diagonally... you may need to run a lot.
43) Kelly Clarkson is a historical figure.
44) The best way to kill a beauty queen is by poisoning her make-up.
45) "Next time you break into a man's vehicle don't get into a shouting match outside his cabin."
46. DON'T eat the shrimp sandwich
47. Tru's toaster pops out food even when noone puts anything in it
48. As soon as Davis realizes that you are 'death' he'll take you off the pay roll
49. If you mess up a day and want to repeat it, just search for a dead body that wants help.
50. If live bodies freak you out, work in a morgue.
51. It doesn't really matter that you only started watching the show this week (Aug 08) - it's still gripping stuff.
) Running is faster than driving.
2) All of Tru's boyfriends die at least once.
3) If your older sister goes to rehab, she comes back for one day then leaves again and you don't hear from her again.
4) Working in a morgue can actually look like fun.
5) If you want to kill the competition, you literally kill them.
6) If the day is a re-do, don't help your brother out with his bets.
7) Don't trust any brunettes who's last or first name is Carrie.
8) Police wait patiently for escaped convicts to look at their daughter one last time on their wedding day.
9) The 3rd date rule was invented by men to try to get women into bed.
10) Don't fret if you mess up because no one's going to remember it anyway
11) You Learn if Davis' name is his first, or last name.
12) Working at a morgue automatically means you become a detective.
13) You learn that Tru is more likely to be asked for help on a Monday and Thursday.
14) Tru gets 2 maybe 3 hours of sleep max per week.
15) If you meet a hot chick who works at a morgue and claims to be able to rewind days...walk away...just walk away.
16) You can't rhyme 'through' with 'through.'
17) Don't pay for your meal with a credit card, because an identity thief might just have a cell phone that take pictures.
18) The problems of total strangers can be solved within the span of a day.
19) Always invite the creepy neighbor to your parties.
20) Any TV character played by Eliza Dushku will always refer to a character by the first letter of their name.
21) People that work in morgues for too long worry are more likely to set up imaginary tea parties with the corpses.
22) Boyfriends never ask for help even when they are dead.
23) Jack's an ass. A Jack Ass.
24) How to change the channel even if the remote has come up missing.
25) That the same universe that will allow someone to repeat a day in order to save a life will allow someone else to repeat it in order to *beep* up what the other person has tried to change.
26) People with special powers are destined to be viewed as crazy.
27) the devil is sexy ;)
28) NEVER spill a perfume bottle on the floor of a college anatomy lab.
29) A bone saw is a valid present for Santa to give to orphans.
30) Men that work in a morgue, prefer a Lord of the Rings quiz to a chance of sex.
31) 'Romeo and Juliet' has been rewritten. It's now 'Juliet and Juliet' and the families can make peace without everyone dying.
32) Fate and destiny are two different things.
33) When you're watching TV show that you're really hooked on and it's getting better and better with every episode be careful - they're probably planning to cancel it at the most thrilling point without any proper conclusion.
34) I've learned that Fox sucks !
35) Even if it'll save a life, beauty pageants still suck.
36) Tru is like Typhoid Mary
37) Even a good show can have its comments go to no more than three pages in the IMDB forums before a troll shows up.
38) That you don't need to be original with names, as two separate main characters with no relation can both have similar first/last names with no confusion (Tru Davies & Davis)
39) Always bring a two of clubs.
40) Talk to a few dead people and you lose your sense of humor
41) Someone asks for help and you don't rewind...? It doesn't mean your fired.
42) Even if you own 25 different purses/bags, make sure all of them have a strap that will fit across your body diagonally... you may need to run a lot.
43) Kelly Clarkson is a historical figure.
44) The best way to kill a beauty queen is by poisoning her make-up.
45) "Next time you break into a man's vehicle don't get into a shouting match outside his cabin."
46. DON'T eat the shrimp sandwich
47. Tru's toaster pops out food even when noone puts anything in it
48. As soon as Davis realizes that you are 'death' he'll take you off the pay roll
49. If you mess up a day and want to repeat it, just search for a dead body that wants help.
50. If live bodies freak you out, work in a morgue.
51. It doesn't really matter that you only started watching the show this week (Aug 08) - it's still gripping stuff.
52. Always wear MAC eyeliner #7 to your first job interview.
53. Writing your name on a soda can just makes the newest employee drink it so he can annoy you.
54. After defeating or not defeating your enemy, go drown out your worries in alcohol at the closest bar.
) Running is faster than driving.
2) All of Tru's boyfriends die at least once.
3) If your older sister goes to rehab, she comes back for one day then leaves again and you don't hear from her again.
4) Working in a morgue can actually look like fun.
5) If you want to kill the competition, you literally kill them.
6) If the day is a re-do, don't help your brother out with his bets.
7) Don't trust any brunettes who's last or first name is Carrie.
8) Police wait patiently for escaped convicts to look at their daughter one last time on their wedding day.
9) The 3rd date rule was invented by men to try to get women into bed.
10) Don't fret if you mess up because no one's going to remember it anyway
11) You Learn if Davis' name is his first, or last name.
12) Working at a morgue automatically means you become a detective.
13) You learn that Tru is more likely to be asked for help on a Monday and Thursday.
14) Tru gets 2 maybe 3 hours of sleep max per week.
15) If you meet a hot chick who works at a morgue and claims to be able to rewind days...walk away...just walk away.
16) You can't rhyme 'through' with 'through.'
17) Don't pay for your meal with a credit card, because an identity thief might just have a cell phone that take pictures.
18) The problems of total strangers can be solved within the span of a day.
19) Always invite the creepy neighbor to your parties.
20) Any TV character played by Eliza Dushku will always refer to a character by the first letter of their name.
21) People that work in morgues for too long worry are more likely to set up imaginary tea parties with the corpses.
22) Boyfriends never ask for help even when they are dead.
23) Jack's an ass. A Jack Ass.
24) How to change the channel even if the remote has come up missing.
25) That the same universe that will allow someone to repeat a day in order to save a life will allow someone else to repeat it in order to *beep* up what the other person has tried to change.
26) People with special powers are destined to be viewed as crazy.
27) the devil is sexy ;)
28) NEVER spill a perfume bottle on the floor of a college anatomy lab.
29) A bone saw is a valid present for Santa to give to orphans.
30) Men that work in a morgue, prefer a Lord of the Rings quiz to a chance of sex.
31) 'Romeo and Juliet' has been rewritten. It's now 'Juliet and Juliet' and the families can make peace without everyone dying.
32) Fate and destiny are two different things.
33) When you're watching TV show that you're really hooked on and it's getting better and better with every episode be careful - they're probably planning to cancel it at the most thrilling point without any proper conclusion.
34) I've learned that Fox sucks !
35) Even if it'll save a life, beauty pageants still suck.
36) Tru is like Typhoid Mary
37) Even a good show can have its comments go to no more than three pages in the IMDB forums before a troll shows up.
38) That you don't need to be original with names, as two separate main characters with no relation can both have similar first/last names with no confusion (Tru Davies & Davis)
39) Always bring a two of clubs.
40) Talk to a few dead people and you lose your sense of humor
41) Someone asks for help and you don't rewind...? It doesn't mean your fired.
42) Even if you own 25 different purses/bags, make sure all of them have a strap that will fit across your body diagonally... you may need to run a lot.
43) Kelly Clarkson is a historical figure.
44) The best way to kill a beauty queen is by poisoning her make-up.
45) "Next time you break into a man's vehicle don't get into a shouting match outside his cabin."
46. DON'T eat the shrimp sandwich
47. Tru's toaster pops out food even when noone puts anything in it
48. As soon as Davis realizes that you are 'death' he'll take you off the pay roll
49. If you mess up a day and want to repeat it, just search for a dead body that wants help.
50. If live bodies freak you out, work in a morgue.
51. It doesn't really matter that you only started watching the show this week (Aug 08) - it's still gripping stuff.
52. Always wear MAC eyeliner #7 to your first job interview.
53. Writing your name on a soda can just makes the newest employee drink it so he can annoy you.
54. After defeating or not defeating your enemy, go drown out your worries in alcohol at the closest bar.
55. Always check your teeth before an interview
"You have been Cookified." -David Cook
1) Running is faster than driving.
2) All of Tru's boyfriends die at least once.
3) If your older sister goes to rehab, she comes back for one day then leaves again and you dont hear from her again.
4) Working in a morgue can actually look like fun.
5) If you want to kill the competetion, you literally kill them.
6) If the day is a re-do, don't help your brother out with his bets.
7) Don't trust any brunettes who's last or first name is Carrie.
8) Police wait patiently for escaped convicts to look at their daughter one last time on their wedding day.
9) The 3rd date rule was invented by men to try to get women into bed.
10) Don't fret if you mess up because know one's going to remember it anyway
11) You Learn if Davies's name is his first, or last name.
12) Working at a morgue automatically means you become a detective
13) You learn that tru is more likly to be asked for help on a monday and wednesday.
14) Tru gets 2 maybe 3 hours of sleep max per week.
15) If you meet a hot chick who works at a morgue and claims to be able to rewind days...walk away...just walk away.
16) Spiritual Gifts can be come from God; and from genetics. Take a look at her mother. She inherited her gift from her mother.
17) Always check your family history for any serial killers.
18) Be GREAT with people in order to get what YOU want.
19) Have faith in yourself, because you can accomplish anything.
20) Death is only part of a journey.
21) If your late for your graduation make sure that your college is right next door.
22) Make sure that when you sleep with your boyfriend that all the walls are soundproof - Tru Calling episode 1.
23) If people suspect your a stripper do not reject it, but just play along; and make sure you know some hot stripper moves.
24) Make sure you make notes about any clues about things that have happened, or will happen; or tell someone immediately when it is needed the most - I am referring towards the extra episode where Harrison learns about his father's true identity.
1) Running is faster than driving.
2) All of Tru's boyfriends die at least once.
3) If your older sister goes to rehab, she comes back for one day then leaves again and you don't hear from her again.
4) Working in a morgue can actually look like fun.
5) If you want to kill the competition, you literally kill them.
6) If the day is a re-do, don't help your brother out with his bets.
7) Don't trust any brunettes who's last or first name is Carrie.
8) Police wait patiently for escaped convicts to look at their daughter one last time on their wedding day.
9) The 3rd date rule was invented by men to try to get women into bed.
10) Don't fret if you mess up because no one's going to remember it anyway
11) You Learn if Davis' name is his first, or last name.
12) Working at a morgue automatically means you become a detective.
13) You learn that Tru is more likely to be asked for help on a Monday and Thursday.
14) Tru gets 2 maybe 3 hours of sleep max per week.
15) If you meet a hot chick who works at a morgue and claims to be able to rewind days...walk away...just walk away.
16) You can't rhyme 'through' with 'through.'
17) Don't pay for your meal with a credit card, because an identity thief might just have a cell phone that take pictures.
18) The problems of total strangers can be solved within the span of a day.
19) Always invite the creepy neighbor to your parties.
20) Any TV character played by Eliza Dushku will always refer to a character by the first letter of their name.
21) People that work in morgues for too long worry are more likely to set up imaginary tea parties with the corpses.
22) Boyfriends never ask for help even when they are dead.
23) Jack's an ass. A Jack Ass.
24) How to change the channel even if the remote has come up missing.
25) That the same universe that will allow someone to repeat a day in order to save a life will allow someone else to repeat it in order to *beep* up what the other person has tried to change.
26) People with special powers are destined to be viewed as crazy.
27) the devil is sexy ;)
28) NEVER spill a perfume bottle on the floor of a college anatomy lab.
29) A bone saw is a valid present for Santa to give to orphans.
30) Men that work in a morgue, prefer a Lord of the Rings quiz to a chance of sex.
31) 'Romeo and Juliet' has been rewritten. It's now 'Juliet and Juliet' and the families can make peace without everyone dying.
32) Fate and destiny are two different things.
33) When you're watching TV show that you're really hooked on and it's getting better and better with every episode be careful - they're probably planning to cancel it at the most thrilling point without any proper conclusion.
34) I've learned that Fox sucks !
35) Even if it'll save a life, beauty pageants still suck.
36) Tru is like Typhoid Mary
37) Even a good show can have its comments go to no more than three pages in the IMDB forums before a troll shows up.
38) That you don't need to be original with names, as two separate main characters with no relation can both have similar first/last names with no confusion (Tru Davies & Davis)
39) Always bring a two of clubs.
40) Talk to a few dead people and you lose your sense of humor
41) Someone asks for help and you don't rewind...? It doesn't mean your fired.
42) Even if you own 25 different purses/bags, make sure all of them have a strap that will fit across your body diagonally... you may need to run a lot.
43) Kelly Clarkson is a historical figure.
44) The best way to kill a beauty queen is by poisoning her make-up.
45) "Next time you break into a man's vehicle don't get into a shouting match outside his cabin."
46. DON'T eat the shrimp sandwich
47. Tru's toaster pops out food even when noone puts anything in it
48. As soon as Davis realizes that you are 'death' he'll take you off the pay roll
49. If you mess up a day and want to repeat it, just search for a dead body that wants help.
50. If live bodies freak you out, work in a morgue.
51. It doesn't really matter that you only started watching the show this week (Aug 08) - it's still gripping stuff.
52. Always wear MAC eyeliner #7 to your first job interview.
53. Writing your name on a soda can just makes the newest employee drink it so he can annoy you.
54. After defeating or not defeating your enemy, go drown out your worries in alcohol at the closest bar.
55. Always check your teeth before an interview
56) "You can't get mad cow from a bull, that's why they call it "cow""
57) Good people have to die, too.
58) A love note has the potentional to turn a man gay.
59) Pretty girls are trouble.
60) A morgue attendant can often be mistaken for a stripper...
1) Running is faster than driving.
2) All of Tru's boyfriends die at least once.
3) If your older sister goes to rehab, she comes back for one day then leaves again and you don't hear from her again.
4) Working in a morgue can actually look like fun.
5) If you want to kill the competition, you literally kill them.
6) If the day is a re-do, don't help your brother out with his bets.
7) Don't trust any brunettes who's last or first name is Carrie.
8) Police wait patiently for escaped convicts to look at their daughter one last time on their wedding day.
9) The 3rd date rule was invented by men to try to get women into bed.
10) Don't fret if you mess up because no one's going to remember it anyway
11) You Learn if Davis' name is his first, or last name.
12) Working at a morgue automatically means you become a detective.
13) You learn that Tru is more likely to be asked for help on a Monday and Thursday.
14) Tru gets 2 maybe 3 hours of sleep max per week.
15) If you meet a hot chick who works at a morgue and claims to be able to rewind days...walk away...just walk away.
16) You can't rhyme 'through' with 'through.'
17) Don't pay for your meal with a credit card, because an identity thief might just have a cell phone that take pictures.
18) The problems of total strangers can be solved within the span of a day.
19) Always invite the creepy neighbor to your parties.
20) Any TV character played by Eliza Dushku will always refer to a character by the first letter of their name.
21) People that work in morgues for too long worry are more likely to set up imaginary tea parties with the corpses.
22) Boyfriends never ask for help even when they are dead.
23) Jack's an ass. A Jack Ass.
24) How to change the channel even if the remote has come up missing.
25) That the same universe that will allow someone to repeat a day in order to save a life will allow someone else to repeat it in order to *beep* up what the other person has tried to change.
26) People with special powers are destined to be viewed as crazy.
27) the devil is sexy ;)
28) NEVER spill a perfume bottle on the floor of a college anatomy lab.
29) A bone saw is a valid present for Santa to give to orphans.
30) Men that work in a morgue, prefer a Lord of the Rings quiz to a chance of sex.
31) 'Romeo and Juliet' has been rewritten. It's now 'Juliet and Juliet' and the families can make peace without everyone dying.
32) Fate and destiny are two different things.
33) When you're watching TV show that you're really hooked on and it's getting better and better with every episode be careful - they're probably planning to cancel it at the most thrilling point without any proper conclusion.
34) I've learned that Fox sucks !
35) Even if it'll save a life, beauty pageants still suck.
36) Tru is like Typhoid Mary
37) Even a good show can have its comments go to no more than three pages in the IMDB forums before a troll shows up.
38) That you don't need to be original with names, as two separate main characters with no relation can both have similar first/last names with no confusion (Tru Davies & Davis)
39) Always bring a two of clubs.
40) Talk to a few dead people and you lose your sense of humor
41) Someone asks for help and you don't rewind...? It doesn't mean your fired.
42) Even if you own 25 different purses/bags, make sure all of them have a strap that will fit across your body diagonally... you may need to run a lot.
43) Kelly Clarkson is a historical figure.
44) The best way to kill a beauty queen is by poisoning her make-up.
45) "Next time you break into a man's vehicle don't get into a shouting match outside his cabin."
46. DON'T eat the shrimp sandwich
47. Tru's toaster pops out food even when noone puts anything in it
48. As soon as Davis realizes that you are 'death' he'll take you off the pay roll
49. If you mess up a day and want to repeat it, just search for a dead body that wants help.
50. If live bodies freak you out, work in a morgue.
51. It doesn't really matter that you only started watching the show this week (Aug 08) - it's still gripping stuff.
52. Always wear MAC eyeliner #7 to your first job interview.
53. Writing your name on a soda can just makes the newest employee drink it so he can annoy you.
54. After defeating or not defeating your enemy, go drown out your worries in alcohol at the closest bar.
55. Always check your teeth before an interview
56) "You can't get mad cow from a bull, that's why they call it "cow""
57) Good people have to die, too.
58) A love note has the potentional to turn a man gay.
59) Pretty girls are trouble.
60) A morgue attendant can often be mistaken for a stripper...
61) Invite your enemies to Christas parties, but don't be suprised when they conspire with your father and your bosses girlfriend on how to take you down.
62) Harrison will always look scruffy.
63) Even if you have a sister and a brother, chances are your sister will vanish into thin air and you will never speak of her again.
Oh and I actually "Loled" at 47 and I was always wondering why they did 38 the way they did. hmm
~*Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken*~
1) Running is faster than driving.
2) All of Tru's boyfriends die at least once.
3) If your older sister goes to rehab, she comes back for one day then leaves again and you don't hear from her again.
4) Working in a morgue can actually look like fun.
5) If you want to kill the competition, you literally kill them.
6) If the day is a re-do, don't help your brother out with his bets.
7) Don't trust any brunettes who's last or first name is Carrie.
8) Police wait patiently for escaped convicts to look at their daughter one last time on their wedding day.
9) The 3rd date rule was invented by men to try to get women into bed.
10) Don't fret if you mess up because no one's going to remember it anyway
11) You Learn if Davis' name is his first, or last name.
12) Working at a morgue automatically means you become a detective.
13) You learn that Tru is more likely to be asked for help on a Monday and Thursday.
14) Tru gets 2 maybe 3 hours of sleep max per week.
15) If you meet a hot chick who works at a morgue and claims to be able to rewind days...walk away...just walk away.
16) You can't rhyme 'through' with 'through.'
17) Don't pay for your meal with a credit card, because an identity thief might just have a cell phone that take pictures.
18) The problems of total strangers can be solved within the span of a day.
19) Always invite the creepy neighbor to your parties.
20) Any TV character played by Eliza Dushku will always refer to a character by the first letter of their name.
21) People that work in morgues for too long worry are more likely to set up imaginary tea parties with the corpses.
22) Boyfriends never ask for help even when they are dead.
23) Jack's an ass. A Jack Ass.
24) How to change the channel even if the remote has come up missing.
25) That the same universe that will allow someone to repeat a day in order to save a life will allow someone else to repeat it in order to *beep* up what the other person has tried to change.
26) People with special powers are destined to be viewed as crazy.
27) the devil is sexy ;)
28) NEVER spill a perfume bottle on the floor of a college anatomy lab.
29) A bone saw is a valid present for Santa to give to orphans.
30) Men that work in a morgue, prefer a Lord of the Rings quiz to a chance of sex.
31) 'Romeo and Juliet' has been rewritten. It's now 'Juliet and Juliet' and the families can make peace without everyone dying.
32) Fate and destiny are two different things.
33) When you're watching TV show that you're really hooked on and it's getting better and better with every episode be careful - they're probably planning to cancel it at the most thrilling point without any proper conclusion.
34) I've learned that Fox sucks !
35) Even if it'll save a life, beauty pageants still suck.
36) Tru is like Typhoid Mary
37) Even a good show can have its comments go to no more than three pages in the IMDB forums before a troll shows up.
38) That you don't need to be original with names, as two separate main characters with no relation can both have similar first/last names with no confusion (Tru Davies & Davis)
39) Always bring a two of clubs.
40) Talk to a few dead people and you lose your sense of humor
41) Someone asks for help and you don't rewind...? It doesn't mean your fired.
42) Even if you own 25 different purses/bags, make sure all of them have a strap that will fit across your body diagonally... you may need to run a lot.
43) Kelly Clarkson is a historical figure.
44) The best way to kill a beauty queen is by poisoning her make-up.
45) "Next time you break into a man's vehicle don't get into a shouting match outside his cabin."
46. DON'T eat the shrimp sandwich
47. Tru's toaster pops out food even when noone puts anything in it
48. As soon as Davis realizes that you are 'death' he'll take you off the pay roll
49. If you mess up a day and want to repeat it, just search for a dead body that wants help.
50. If live bodies freak you out, work in a morgue.
51. It doesn't really matter that you only started watching the show this week (Aug 08) - it's still gripping stuff.
52. Always wear MAC eyeliner #7 to your first job interview.
53. Writing your name on a soda can just makes the newest employee drink it so he can annoy you.
54. After defeating or not defeating your enemy, go drown out your worries in alcohol at the closest bar.
55. Always check your teeth before an interview
56) "You can't get mad cow from a bull, that's why they call it "cow""
57) Good people have to die, too.
58) A love note has the potentional to turn a man gay.
59) Pretty girls are trouble.
60) A morgue attendant can often be mistaken for a stripper...
61) Invite your enemies to Christas parties, but don't be suprised when they conspire with your father and your bosses girlfriend on how to take you down.
62) Harrison will always look scruffy.
63) Even if you have a sister and a brother, chances are your sister will vanish into thin air and you will never speak of her again.
64. When your day rewinds, you never have to brush your teeth, wash your face, or otherwise clean yourself up before jumping out of bed and racing off to save the dead person that just asked for help.
65. Relationships don't last long when you have "powers".
66. If your mom gets killed and your dad abandons your family, good bet he had your mom knocked off.
1) Running is faster than driving.
2) All of Tru's boyfriends die at least once.
3) If your older sister goes to rehab, she comes back for one day then leaves again and you don't hear from her again.
4) Working in a morgue can actually look like fun.
5) If you want to kill the competition, you literally kill them.
6) If the day is a re-do, don't help your brother out with his bets.
7) Don't trust any brunettes who's last or first name is Carrie.
8) Police wait patiently for escaped convicts to look at their daughter one last time on their wedding day.
9) The 3rd date rule was invented by men to try to get women into bed.
10) Don't fret if you mess up because no one's going to remember it anyway
11) You Learn if Davis' name is his first, or last name.
12) Working at a morgue automatically means you become a detective.
13) You learn that Tru is more likely to be asked for help on a Monday and Thursday.
14) Tru gets 2 maybe 3 hours of sleep max per week.
15) If you meet a hot chick who works at a morgue and claims to be able to rewind days...walk away...just walk away.
16) You can't rhyme 'through' with 'through.'
17) Don't pay for your meal with a credit card, because an identity thief might just have a cell phone that take pictures.
18) The problems of total strangers can be solved within the span of a day.
19) Always invite the creepy neighbor to your parties.
20) Any TV character played by Eliza Dushku will always refer to a character by the first letter of their name.
21) People that work in morgues for too long worry are more likely to set up imaginary tea parties with the corpses.
22) Boyfriends never ask for help even when they are dead.
23) Jack's an ass. A Jack Ass.
24) How to change the channel even if the remote has come up missing.
25) That the same universe that will allow someone to repeat a day in order to save a life will allow someone else to repeat it in order to *beep* up what the other person has tried to change.
26) People with special powers are destined to be viewed as crazy.
27) the devil is sexy ;)
28) NEVER spill a perfume bottle on the floor of a college anatomy lab.
29) A bone saw is a valid present for Santa to give to orphans.
30) Men that work in a morgue, prefer a Lord of the Rings quiz to a chance of sex.
31) 'Romeo and Juliet' has been rewritten. It's now 'Juliet and Juliet' and the families can make peace without everyone dying.
32) Fate and destiny are two different things.
33) When you're watching TV show that you're really hooked on and it's getting better and better with every episode be careful - they're probably planning to cancel it at the most thrilling point without any proper conclusion.
34) I've learned that Fox sucks !
35) Even if it'll save a life, beauty pageants still suck.
36) Tru is like Typhoid Mary
37) Even a good show can have its comments go to no more than three pages in the IMDB forums before a troll shows up.
38) That you don't need to be original with names, as two separate main characters with no relation can both have similar first/last names with no confusion (Tru Davies & Davis)
39) Always bring a two of clubs.
40) Talk to a few dead people and you lose your sense of humor
41) Someone asks for help and you don't rewind...? It doesn't mean your fired.
42) Even if you own 25 different purses/bags, make sure all of them have a strap that will fit across your body diagonally... you may need to run a lot.
43) Kelly Clarkson is a historical figure.
44) The best way to kill a beauty queen is by poisoning her make-up.
45) "Next time you break into a man's vehicle don't get into a shouting match outside his cabin."
46. DON'T eat the shrimp sandwich
47. Tru's toaster pops out food even when noone puts anything in it
48. As soon as Davis realizes that you are 'death' he'll take you off the pay roll
49. If you mess up a day and want to repeat it, just search for a dead body that wants help.
50. If live bodies freak you out, work in a morgue.
51. It doesn't really matter that you only started watching the show this week (Aug 08) - it's still gripping stuff.
52. Always wear MAC eyeliner #7 to your first job interview.
53. Writing your name on a soda can just makes the newest employee drink it so he can annoy you.
54. After defeating or not defeating your enemy, go drown out your worries in alcohol at the closest bar.
55. Always check your teeth before an interview
56) "You can't get mad cow from a bull, that's why they call it "cow""
57) Good people have to die, too.
58) A love note has the potentional to turn a man gay.
59) Pretty girls are trouble.
60) A morgue attendant can often be mistaken for a stripper...
61) Invite your enemies to Christas parties, but don't be suprised when they conspire with your father and your bosses girlfriend on how to take you down.
62) Harrison will always look scruffy.
63) Even if you have a sister and a brother, chances are your sister will vanish into thin air and you will never speak of her again.
64. When your day rewinds, you never have to brush your teeth, wash your face, or otherwise clean yourself up before jumping out of bed and racing off to save the dead person that just asked for help.
65. Relationships don't last long when you have "powers".
66. If your mom gets killed and your dad abandons your family, good bet he had your mom knocked off.
67. Their is only one road leading either way in and out of town, and it is always closed.
67. Always go to bed fully dressed, you never know when you will have to run straight from it.
68. Your brother and your best friend. Never a good idea.
69. If anybody gets shot and is bleeding out, don't perform first aid. Just pat him or her on the chest and start crying.
share70. Even though the City has skyscrapers and a bus service, they have an amazingly low mortality rate.
share71. That ( Lindsay ? ) calling your best friend ( Tru ) mean nicknames in a joking sort of way is cool ? --- 72. That it has the best music in this series especially the main TV Show theme song - it's what makes for the perfect compliment to this show . ---- ( Hope no one has used these ones yet ? Haven't read all of them yet but I will . - Thanks so much trueharrison for your awesome subject post . )
share73. That thinking out loud in a whisper comment to yourself almost everyone says " What ? " or " Huh ? " or " What did you say ? " .
share74. That " do - over days " make your look so cool and psychic because you have " already been there done that " - literally !
share75. davis and tru "so need a secret lair"
Don't Worry Be Happy
76. Tru Davies can always be relied on in a crisis .
share77. Jason Priestly is "pushing 30".
share1) Running is faster than driving.
2) All of Tru's boyfriends die at least once.
3) If your older sister goes to rehab, she comes back for one day then leaves again and you don't hear from her again.
4) Working in a morgue can actually look like fun.
5) If you want to kill the competition, you literally kill them.
6) If the day is a re-do, don't help your brother out with his bets.
7) Don't trust any brunettes who's last or first name is Carrie.
8) Police wait patiently for escaped convicts to look at their daughter one last time on their wedding day.
9) The 3rd date rule was invented by men to try to get women into bed.
10) Don't fret if you mess up because no one's going to remember it anyway
11) You Learn if Davis' name is his first, or last name.
12) Working at a morgue automatically means you become a detective.
13) You learn that Tru is more likely to be asked for help on a Monday and Thursday.
14) Tru gets 2 maybe 3 hours of sleep max per week.
15) If you meet a hot chick who works at a morgue and claims to be able to rewind days...walk away...just walk away.
16) You can't rhyme 'through' with 'through.'
17) Don't pay for your meal with a credit card, because an identity thief might just have a cell phone that take pictures.
18) The problems of total strangers can be solved within the span of a day.
19) Always invite the creepy neighbor to your parties.
20) Any TV character played by Eliza Dushku will always refer to a character by the first letter of their name.
21) People that work in morgues for too long worry are more likely to set up imaginary tea parties with the corpses.
22) Boyfriends never ask for help even when they are dead.
23) Jack's an ass. A Jack Ass.
24) How to change the channel even if the remote has come up missing.
25) That the same universe that will allow someone to repeat a day in order to save a life will allow someone else to repeat it in order to *beep* up what the other person has tried to change.
26) People with special powers are destined to be viewed as crazy.
27) the devil is sexy ;)
28) NEVER spill a perfume bottle on the floor of a college anatomy lab.
29) A bone saw is a valid present for Santa to give to orphans.
30) Men that work in a morgue, prefer a Lord of the Rings quiz to a chance of sex.
31) 'Romeo and Juliet' has been rewritten. It's now 'Juliet and Juliet' and the families can make peace without everyone dying.
32) Fate and destiny are two different things.
33) When you're watching TV show that you're really hooked on and it's getting better and better with every episode be careful - they're probably planning to cancel it at the most thrilling point without any proper conclusion.
34) I've learned that Fox sucks !
35) Even if it'll save a life, beauty pageants still suck.
36) Tru is like Typhoid Mary
37) Even a good show can have its comments go to no more than three pages in the IMDB forums before a troll shows up.
38) That you don't need to be original with names, as two separate main characters with no relation can both have similar first/last names with no confusion (Tru Davies & Davis)
39) Always bring a two of clubs.
40) Talk to a few dead people and you lose your sense of humor
41) Someone asks for help and you don't rewind...? It doesn't mean your fired.
42) Even if you own 25 different purses/bags, make sure all of them have a strap that will fit across your body diagonally... you may need to run a lot.
43) Kelly Clarkson is a historical figure.
44) The best way to kill a beauty queen is by poisoning her make-up.
45) "Next time you break into a man's vehicle don't get into a shouting match outside his cabin."
46. DON'T eat the shrimp sandwich
47. Tru's toaster pops out food even when noone puts anything in it
48. As soon as Davis realizes that you are 'death' he'll take you off the pay roll
49. If you mess up a day and want to repeat it, just search for a dead body that wants help.
50. If live bodies freak you out, work in a morgue.
51. It doesn't really matter that you only started watching the show this week (Aug 08) - it's still gripping stuff.
52. Always wear MAC eyeliner #7 to your first job interview.
53. Writing your name on a soda can just makes the newest employee drink it so he can annoy you.
54. After defeating or not defeating your enemy, go drown out your worries in alcohol at the closest bar.
55. Always check your teeth before an interview
56) "You can't get mad cow from a bull, that's why they call it "cow""
57) Good people have to die, too.
58) A love note has the potentional to turn a man gay.
59) Pretty girls are trouble.
60) A morgue attendant can often be mistaken for a stripper...
61) Invite your enemies to Christas parties, but don't be suprised when they conspire with your father and your bosses girlfriend on how to take you down.
62) Harrison will always look scruffy.
63) Even if you have a sister and a brother, chances are your sister will vanish into thin air and you will never speak of her again.
64. When your day rewinds, you never have to brush your teeth, wash your face, or otherwise clean yourself up before jumping out of bed and racing off to save the dead person that just asked for help.
65. Relationships don't last long when you have "powers".
66. If your mom gets killed and your dad abandons your family, good bet he had your mom knocked off.
67. Their is only one road leading either way in and out of town, and it is always closed.
67. Always go to bed fully dressed, you never know when you will have to run straight from it.
68. Your brother and your best friend. Never a good idea.
69. If anybody gets shot and is bleeding out, don't perform first aid. Just pat him or her on the chest and start crying.
70. Even though the City has skyscrapers and a bus service, they have an amazingly low mortality rate.
71. That ( Lindsay ? ) calling your best friend ( Tru ) mean nicknames in a joking sort of way is cool ?
72. That it has the best music in this series especially the main TV Show theme song - it's what makes for the perfect compliment to this show .
73. That thinking out loud in a whisper comment to yourself almost everyone says " What ? " or " Huh ? " or " What did you say ? " .
74. That " do - over days " make your look so cool and psychic because you have " already been there done that " - literally !
75. davis and tru "so need a secret lair"
76. Tru Davies can always be relied on in a crisis .
77. Jason Priestly is "pushing 30".
78. If the hot actress playing your favourite character is hired as the lead in an entirely different show, it doesn't have to be any good at all.
1) Running is faster than driving.
2) All of Tru's boyfriends die at least once.
3) If your older sister goes to rehab, she comes back for one day then leaves again and you don't hear from her again.
4) Working in a morgue can actually look like fun.
5) If you want to kill the competition, you literally kill them.
6) If the day is a re-do, don't help your brother out with his bets.
7) Don't trust any brunettes who's last or first name is Carrie.
8) Police wait patiently for escaped convicts to look at their daughter one last time on their wedding day.
9) The 3rd date rule was invented by men to try to get women into bed.
10) Don't fret if you mess up because no one's going to remember it anyway
11) You Learn if Davis' name is his first, or last name.
12) Working at a morgue automatically means you become a detective.
13) You learn that Tru is more likely to be asked for help on a Monday and Thursday.
14) Tru gets 2 maybe 3 hours of sleep max per week.
15) If you meet a hot chick who works at a morgue and claims to be able to rewind days...walk away...just walk away.
16) You can't rhyme 'through' with 'through.'
17) Don't pay for your meal with a credit card, because an identity thief might just have a cell phone that take pictures.
18) The problems of total strangers can be solved within the span of a day.
19) Always invite the creepy neighbor to your parties.
20) Any TV character played by Eliza Dushku will always refer to a character by the first letter of their name.
21) People that work in morgues for too long worry are more likely to set up imaginary tea parties with the corpses.
22) Boyfriends never ask for help even when they are dead.
23) Jack's an ass. A Jack Ass.
24) How to change the channel even if the remote has come up missing.
25) That the same universe that will allow someone to repeat a day in order to save a life will allow someone else to repeat it in order to *beep* up what the other person has tried to change.
26) People with special powers are destined to be viewed as crazy.
27) the devil is sexy ;)
28) NEVER spill a perfume bottle on the floor of a college anatomy lab.
29) A bone saw is a valid present for Santa to give to orphans.
30) Men that work in a morgue, prefer a Lord of the Rings quiz to a chance of sex.
31) 'Romeo and Juliet' has been rewritten. It's now 'Juliet and Juliet' and the families can make peace without everyone dying.
32) Fate and destiny are two different things.
33) When you're watching TV show that you're really hooked on and it's getting better and better with every episode be careful - they're probably planning to cancel it at the most thrilling point without any proper conclusion.
34) I've learned that Fox sucks !
35) Even if it'll save a life, beauty pageants still suck.
36) Tru is like Typhoid Mary
37) Even a good show can have its comments go to no more than three pages in the IMDB forums before a troll shows up.
38) That you don't need to be original with names, as two separate main characters with no relation can both have similar first/last names with no confusion (Tru Davies & Davis)
39) Always bring a two of clubs.
40) Talk to a few dead people and you lose your sense of humor
41) Someone asks for help and you don't rewind...? It doesn't mean your fired.
42) Even if you own 25 different purses/bags, make sure all of them have a strap that will fit across your body diagonally... you may need to run a lot.
43) Kelly Clarkson is a historical figure.
44) The best way to kill a beauty queen is by poisoning her make-up.
45) "Next time you break into a man's vehicle don't get into a shouting match outside his cabin."
46. DON'T eat the shrimp sandwich
47. Tru's toaster pops out food even when noone puts anything in it
48. As soon as Davis realizes that you are 'death' he'll take you off the pay roll
49. If you mess up a day and want to repeat it, just search for a dead body that wants help.
50. If live bodies freak you out, work in a morgue.
51. It doesn't really matter that you only started watching the show this week (Aug 08) - it's still gripping stuff.
52. Always wear MAC eyeliner #7 to your first job interview.
53. Writing your name on a soda can just makes the newest employee drink it so he can annoy you.
54. After defeating or not defeating your enemy, go drown out your worries in alcohol at the closest bar.
55. Always check your teeth before an interview
56) "You can't get mad cow from a bull, that's why they call it "cow""
57) Good people have to die, too.
58) A love note has the potentional to turn a man gay.
59) Pretty girls are trouble.
60) A morgue attendant can often be mistaken for a stripper...
61) Invite your enemies to Christas parties, but don't be suprised when they conspire with your father and your bosses girlfriend on how to take you down.
62) Harrison will always look scruffy.
63) Even if you have a sister and a brother, chances are your sister will vanish into thin air and you will never speak of her again.
64. When your day rewinds, you never have to brush your teeth, wash your face, or otherwise clean yourself up before jumping out of bed and racing off to save the dead person that just asked for help.
65. Relationships don't last long when you have "powers".
66. If your mom gets killed and your dad abandons your family, good bet he had your mom knocked off.
67. Their is only one road leading either way in and out of town, and it is always closed.
67. Always go to bed fully dressed, you never know when you will have to run straight from it.
68. Your brother and your best friend. Never a good idea.
69. If anybody gets shot and is bleeding out, don't perform first aid. Just pat him or her on the chest and start crying.
70. Even though the City has skyscrapers and a bus service, they have an amazingly low mortality rate.
71. That ( Lindsay ? ) calling your best friend ( Tru ) mean nicknames in a joking sort of way is cool ?
72. That it has the best music in this series especially the main TV Show theme song - it's what makes for the perfect compliment to this show .
73. That thinking out loud in a whisper comment to yourself almost everyone says " What ? " or " Huh ? " or " What did you say ? " .
74. That " do - over days " make your look so cool and psychic because you have " already been there done that " - literally !
75. davis and tru "so need a secret lair"
76. Tru Davies can always be relied on in a crisis .
77. Jason Priestly is "pushing 30".
78. If the hot actress playing your favourite character is hired as the lead in an entirely different show, it doesn't have to be any good at all.
79 You know how families are. Maybe we save the most dysfunctional stuff for each other.
(s1e19)
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
1) Running is faster than driving.
2) All of Tru's boyfriends die at least once.
3) If your older sister goes to rehab, she comes back for one day then leaves again and you don't hear from her again.
4) Working in a morgue can actually look like fun.
5) If you want to kill the competition, you literally kill them.
6) If the day is a re-do, don't help your brother out with his bets.
7) Don't trust any brunettes who's last or first name is Carrie.
8) Police wait patiently for escaped convicts to look at their daughter one last time on their wedding day.
9) The 3rd date rule was invented by men to try to get women into bed.
10) Don't fret if you mess up because no one's going to remember it anyway
11) You Learn if Davis' name is his first, or last name.
12) Working at a morgue automatically means you become a detective.
13) You learn that Tru is more likely to be asked for help on a Monday and Thursday.
14) Tru gets 2 maybe 3 hours of sleep max per week.
15) If you meet a hot chick who works at a morgue and claims to be able to rewind days...walk away...just walk away.
16) You can't rhyme 'through' with 'through.'
17) Don't pay for your meal with a credit card, because an identity thief might just have a cell phone that take pictures.
18) The problems of total strangers can be solved within the span of a day.
19) Always invite the creepy neighbor to your parties.
20) Any TV character played by Eliza Dushku will always refer to a character by the first letter of their name.
21) People that work in morgues for too long worry are more likely to set up imaginary tea parties with the corpses.
22) Boyfriends never ask for help even when they are dead.
23) Jack's an ass. A Jack Ass.
24) How to change the channel even if the remote has come up missing.
25) That the same universe that will allow someone to repeat a day in order to save a life will allow someone else to repeat it in order to *beep* up what the other person has tried to change.
26) People with special powers are destined to be viewed as crazy.
27) the devil is sexy ;)
28) NEVER spill a perfume bottle on the floor of a college anatomy lab.
29) A bone saw is a valid present for Santa to give to orphans.
30) Men that work in a morgue, prefer a Lord of the Rings quiz to a chance of sex.
31) 'Romeo and Juliet' has been rewritten. It's now 'Juliet and Juliet' and the families can make peace without everyone dying.
32) Fate and destiny are two different things.
33) When you're watching TV show that you're really hooked on and it's getting better and better with every episode be careful - they're probably planning to cancel it at the most thrilling point without any proper conclusion.
34) I've learned that Fox sucks !
35) Even if it'll save a life, beauty pageants still suck.
36) Tru is like Typhoid Mary
37) Even a good show can have its comments go to no more than three pages in the IMDB forums before a troll shows up.
38) That you don't need to be original with names, as two separate main characters with no relation can both have similar first/last names with no confusion (Tru Davies & Davis)
39) Always bring a two of clubs.
40) Talk to a few dead people and you lose your sense of humor
41) Someone asks for help and you don't rewind...? It doesn't mean your fired.
42) Even if you own 25 different purses/bags, make sure all of them have a strap that will fit across your body diagonally... you may need to run a lot.
43) Kelly Clarkson is a historical figure.
44) The best way to kill a beauty queen is by poisoning her make-up.
45) "Next time you break into a man's vehicle don't get into a shouting match outside his cabin."
46. DON'T eat the shrimp sandwich
47. Tru's toaster pops out food even when noone puts anything in it
48. As soon as Davis realizes that you are 'death' he'll take you off the pay roll
49. If you mess up a day and want to repeat it, just search for a dead body that wants help.
50. If live bodies freak you out, work in a morgue.
51. It doesn't really matter that you only started watching the show this week (Aug 08) - it's still gripping stuff.
52. Always wear MAC eyeliner #7 to your first job interview.
53. Writing your name on a soda can just makes the newest employee drink it so he can annoy you.
54. After defeating or not defeating your enemy, go drown out your worries in alcohol at the closest bar.
55. Always check your teeth before an interview
56) "You can't get mad cow from a bull, that's why they call it "cow""
57) Good people have to die, too.
58) A love note has the potentional to turn a man gay.
59) Pretty girls are trouble.
60) A morgue attendant can often be mistaken for a stripper...
61) Invite your enemies to Christas parties, but don't be suprised when they conspire with your father and your bosses girlfriend on how to take you down.
62) Harrison will always look scruffy.
63) Even if you have a sister and a brother, chances are your sister will vanish into thin air and you will never speak of her again.
64. When your day rewinds, you never have to brush your teeth, wash your face, or otherwise clean yourself up before jumping out of bed and racing off to save the dead person that just asked for help.
65. Relationships don't last long when you have "powers".
66. If your mom gets killed and your dad abandons your family, good bet he had your mom knocked off.
67. Their is only one road leading either way in and out of town, and it is always closed.
67. Always go to bed fully dressed, you never know when you will have to run straight from it.
68. Your brother and your best friend. Never a good idea.
69. If anybody gets shot and is bleeding out, don't perform first aid. Just pat him or her on the chest and start crying.
70. Even though the City has skyscrapers and a bus service, they have an amazingly low mortality rate.
71. That ( Lindsay ? ) calling your best friend ( Tru ) mean nicknames in a joking sort of way is cool ?
72. That it has the best music in this series especially the main TV Show theme song - it's what makes for the perfect compliment to this show .
73. That thinking out loud in a whisper comment to yourself almost everyone says " What ? " or " Huh ? " or " What did you say ? " .
74. That " do - over days " make your look so cool and psychic because you have " already been there done that " - literally !
75. davis and tru "so need a secret lair"
76. Tru Davies can always be relied on in a crisis .
77. Jason Priestly is "pushing 30".
78. If the hot actress playing your favourite character is hired as the lead in an entirely different show, it doesn't have to be any good at all.
79 You know how families are. Maybe we save the most dysfunctional stuff for each other.
80. Always bring a tissue to an exam because someone behind you might need it.
81. Tru is a very good guesser.
82. Morgue walls are very thin.
1) Running is faster than driving.
2) All of Tru's boyfriends die at least once.
3) If your older sister goes to rehab, she comes back for one day then leaves again and you don't hear from her again.
4) Working in a morgue can actually look like fun.
5) If you want to kill the competition, you literally kill them.
6) If the day is a re-do, don't help your brother out with his bets.
7) Don't trust any brunettes who's last or first name is Carrie.
8) Police wait patiently for escaped convicts to look at their daughter one last time on their wedding day.
9) The 3rd date rule was invented by men to try to get women into bed.
10) Don't fret if you mess up because no one's going to remember it anyway
11) You Learn if Davis' name is his first, or last name.
12) Working at a morgue automatically means you become a detective.
13) You learn that Tru is more likely to be asked for help on a Monday and Thursday.
14) Tru gets 2 maybe 3 hours of sleep max per week.
15) If you meet a hot chick who works at a morgue and claims to be able to rewind days...walk away...just walk away.
16) You can't rhyme 'through' with 'through.'
17) Don't pay for your meal with a credit card, because an identity thief might just have a cell phone that take pictures.
18) The problems of total strangers can be solved within the span of a day.
19) Always invite the creepy neighbor to your parties.
20) Any TV character played by Eliza Dushku will always refer to a character by the first letter of their name.
21) People that work in morgues for too long worry are more likely to set up imaginary tea parties with the corpses.
22) Boyfriends never ask for help even when they are dead.
23) Jack's an ass. A Jack Ass.
24) How to change the channel even if the remote has come up missing.
25) That the same universe that will allow someone to repeat a day in order to save a life will allow someone else to repeat it in order to *beep* up what the other person has tried to change.
26) People with special powers are destined to be viewed as crazy.
27) the devil is sexy ;)
28) NEVER spill a perfume bottle on the floor of a college anatomy lab.
29) A bone saw is a valid present for Santa to give to orphans.
30) Men that work in a morgue, prefer a Lord of the Rings quiz to a chance of sex.
31) 'Romeo and Juliet' has been rewritten. It's now 'Juliet and Juliet' and the families can make peace without everyone dying.
32) Fate and destiny are two different things.
33) When you're watching TV show that you're really hooked on and it's getting better and better with every episode be careful - they're probably planning to cancel it at the most thrilling point without any proper conclusion.
34) I've learned that Fox sucks !
35) Even if it'll save a life, beauty pageants still suck.
36) Tru is like Typhoid Mary
37) Even a good show can have its comments go to no more than three pages in the IMDB forums before a troll shows up.
38) That you don't need to be original with names, as two separate main characters with no relation can both have similar first/last names with no confusion (Tru Davies & Davis)
39) Always bring a two of clubs.
40) Talk to a few dead people and you lose your sense of humor
41) Someone asks for help and you don't rewind...? It doesn't mean your fired.
42) Even if you own 25 different purses/bags, make sure all of them have a strap that will fit across your body diagonally... you may need to run a lot.
43) Kelly Clarkson is a historical figure.
44) The best way to kill a beauty queen is by poisoning her make-up.
45) "Next time you break into a man's vehicle don't get into a shouting match outside his cabin."
46. DON'T eat the shrimp sandwich
47. Tru's toaster pops out food even when noone puts anything in it
48. As soon as Davis realizes that you are 'death' he'll take you off the pay roll
49. If you mess up a day and want to repeat it, just search for a dead body that wants help.
50. If live bodies freak you out, work in a morgue.
51. It doesn't really matter that you only started watching the show this week (Aug 08) - it's still gripping stuff.
52. Always wear MAC eyeliner #7 to your first job interview.
53. Writing your name on a soda can just makes the newest employee drink it so he can annoy you.
54. After defeating or not defeating your enemy, go drown out your worries in alcohol at the closest bar.
55. Always check your teeth before an interview
56) "You can't get mad cow from a bull, that's why they call it "cow""
57) Good people have to die, too.
58) A love note has the potentional to turn a man gay.
59) Pretty girls are trouble.
60) A morgue attendant can often be mistaken for a stripper...
61) Invite your enemies to Christas parties, but don't be suprised when they conspire with your father and your bosses girlfriend on how to take you down.
62) Harrison will always look scruffy.
63) Even if you have a sister and a brother, chances are your sister will vanish into thin air and you will never speak of her again.
64. When your day rewinds, you never have to brush your teeth, wash your face, or otherwise clean yourself up before jumping out of bed and racing off to save the dead person that just asked for help.
65. Relationships don't last long when you have "powers".
66. If your mom gets killed and your dad abandons your family, good bet he had your mom knocked off.
67. Their is only one road leading either way in and out of town, and it is always closed.
67. Always go to bed fully dressed, you never know when you will have to run straight from it.
68. Your brother and your best friend. Never a good idea.
69. If anybody gets shot and is bleeding out, don't perform first aid. Just pat him or her on the chest and start crying.
70. Even though the City has skyscrapers and a bus service, they have an amazingly low mortality rate.
71. That ( Lindsay ? ) calling your best friend ( Tru ) mean nicknames in a joking sort of way is cool ?
72. That it has the best music in this series especially the main TV Show theme song - it's what makes for the perfect compliment to this show .
73. That thinking out loud in a whisper comment to yourself almost everyone says " What ? " or " Huh ? " or " What did you say ? " .
74. That " do - over days " make your look so cool and psychic because you have " already been there done that " - literally !
75. davis and tru "so need a secret lair"
76. Tru Davies can always be relied on in a crisis .
77. Jason Priestly is "pushing 30".
78. If the hot actress playing your favourite character is hired as the lead in an entirely different show, it doesn't have to be any good at all.
79 You know how families are. Maybe we save the most dysfunctional stuff for each other.
80. Always bring a tissue to an exam because someone behind you might need it.
81. Tru is a very good guesser.
82. Morgue walls are very thin.
83. It's okay to wear a jean skirt to your best friend's wedding
1) Running is faster than driving.
2) All of Tru's boyfriends die at least once.
3) If your older sister goes to rehab, she comes back for one day then leaves again and you don't hear from her again.
4) Working in a morgue can actually look like fun.
5) If you want to kill the competition, you literally kill them.
6) If the day is a re-do, don't help your brother out with his bets.
7) Don't trust any brunettes who's last or first name is Carrie.
8) Police wait patiently for escaped convicts to look at their daughter one last time on their wedding day.
9) The 3rd date rule was invented by men to try to get women into bed.
10) Don't fret if you mess up because no one's going to remember it anyway
11) You Learn if Davis' name is his first, or last name.
12) Working at a morgue automatically means you become a detective.
13) You learn that Tru is more likely to be asked for help on a Monday and Thursday.
14) Tru gets 2 maybe 3 hours of sleep max per week.
15) If you meet a hot chick who works at a morgue and claims to be able to rewind days...walk away...just walk away.
16) You can't rhyme 'through' with 'through.'
17) Don't pay for your meal with a credit card, because an identity thief might just have a cell phone that take pictures.
18) The problems of total strangers can be solved within the span of a day.
19) Always invite the creepy neighbor to your parties.
20) Any TV character played by Eliza Dushku will always refer to a character by the first letter of their name.
21) People that work in morgues for too long worry are more likely to set up imaginary tea parties with the corpses.
22) Boyfriends never ask for help even when they are dead.
23) Jack's an ass. A Jack Ass.
24) How to change the channel even if the remote has come up missing.
25) That the same universe that will allow someone to repeat a day in order to save a life will allow someone else to repeat it in order to *beep* up what the other person has tried to change.
26) People with special powers are destined to be viewed as crazy.
27) the devil is sexy ;)
28) NEVER spill a perfume bottle on the floor of a college anatomy lab.
29) A bone saw is a valid present for Santa to give to orphans.
30) Men that work in a morgue, prefer a Lord of the Rings quiz to a chance of sex.
31) 'Romeo and Juliet' has been rewritten. It's now 'Juliet and Juliet' and the families can make peace without everyone dying.
32) Fate and destiny are two different things.
33) When you're watching TV show that you're really hooked on and it's getting better and better with every episode be careful - they're probably planning to cancel it at the most thrilling point without any proper conclusion.
34) I've learned that Fox sucks !
35) Even if it'll save a life, beauty pageants still suck.
36) Tru is like Typhoid Mary
37) Even a good show can have its comments go to no more than three pages in the IMDB forums before a troll shows up.
38) That you don't need to be original with names, as two separate main characters with no relation can both have similar first/last names with no confusion (Tru Davies & Davis)
39) Always bring a two of clubs.
40) Talk to a few dead people and you lose your sense of humor
41) Someone asks for help and you don't rewind...? It doesn't mean your fired.
42) Even if you own 25 different purses/bags, make sure all of them have a strap that will fit across your body diagonally... you may need to run a lot.
43) Kelly Clarkson is a historical figure.
44) The best way to kill a beauty queen is by poisoning her make-up.
45) "Next time you break into a man's vehicle don't get into a shouting match outside his cabin."
46. DON'T eat the shrimp sandwich
47. Tru's toaster pops out food even when noone puts anything in it
48. As soon as Davis realizes that you are 'death' he'll take you off the pay roll
49. If you mess up a day and want to repeat it, just search for a dead body that wants help.
50. If live bodies freak you out, work in a morgue.
51. It doesn't really matter that you only started watching the show this week (Aug 08) - it's still gripping stuff.
52. Always wear MAC eyeliner #7 to your first job interview.
53. Writing your name on a soda can just makes the newest employee drink it so he can annoy you.
54. After defeating or not defeating your enemy, go drown out your worries in alcohol at the closest bar.
55. Always check your teeth before an interview
56) "You can't get mad cow from a bull, that's why they call it "cow""
57) Good people have to die, too.
58) A love note has the potentional to turn a man gay.
59) Pretty girls are trouble.
60) A morgue attendant can often be mistaken for a stripper...
61) Invite your enemies to Christas parties, but don't be suprised when they conspire with your father and your bosses girlfriend on how to take you down.
62) Harrison will always look scruffy.
63) Even if you have a sister and a brother, chances are your sister will vanish into thin air and you will never speak of her again.
64. When your day rewinds, you never have to brush your teeth, wash your face, or otherwise clean yourself up before jumping out of bed and racing off to save the dead person that just asked for help.
65. Relationships don't last long when you have "powers".
66. If your mom gets killed and your dad abandons your family, good bet he had your mom knocked off.
67. Their is only one road leading either way in and out of town, and it is always closed.
67. Always go to bed fully dressed, you never know when you will have to run straight from it.
68. Your brother and your best friend. Never a good idea.
69. If anybody gets shot and is bleeding out, don't perform first aid. Just pat him or her on the chest and start crying.
70. Even though the City has skyscrapers and a bus service, they have an amazingly low mortality rate.
71. That ( Lindsay ? ) calling your best friend ( Tru ) mean nicknames in a joking sort of way is cool ?
72. That it has the best music in this series especially the main TV Show theme song - it's what makes for the perfect compliment to this show .
73. That thinking out loud in a whisper comment to yourself almost everyone says " What ? " or " Huh ? " or " What did you say ? " .
74. That " do - over days " make your look so cool and psychic because you have " already been there done that " - literally !
75. davis and tru "so need a secret lair"
76. Tru Davies can always be relied on in a crisis .
77. Jason Priestly is "pushing 30".
78. If the hot actress playing your favourite character is hired as the lead in an entirely different show, it doesn't have to be any good at all.
79 You know how families are. Maybe we save the most dysfunctional stuff for each other.
80. Always bring a tissue to an exam because someone behind you might need it.
81. Tru is a very good guesser.
82. Morgue walls are very thin.
83. It's okay to wear a jean skirt to your best friend's wedding
84. Even if you never speak of, or see any of your friends, they will magically appear at all of your parties.
85. Continuing on from 84, although you may speak to these aforementioned friends, they will not speak back
86. The items on your bedside table change on almost every rewind day
1) Running is faster than driving.
2) All of Tru's boyfriends die at least once.
3) If your older sister goes to rehab, she comes back for one day then leaves again and you don't hear from her again.
4) Working in a morgue can actually look like fun.
5) If you want to kill the competition, you literally kill them.
6) If the day is a re-do, don't help your brother out with his bets.
7) Don't trust any brunettes who's last or first name is Carrie.
8) Police wait patiently for escaped convicts to look at their daughter one last time on their wedding day.
9) The 3rd date rule was invented by men to try to get women into bed.
10) Don't fret if you mess up because no one's going to remember it anyway
11) You Learn if Davis' name is his first, or last name.
12) Working at a morgue automatically means you become a detective.
13) You learn that Tru is more likely to be asked for help on a Monday and Thursday.
14) Tru gets 2 maybe 3 hours of sleep max per week.
15) If you meet a hot chick who works at a morgue and claims to be able to rewind days...walk away...just walk away.
16) You can't rhyme 'through' with 'through.'
17) Don't pay for your meal with a credit card, because an identity thief might just have a cell phone that take pictures.
18) The problems of total strangers can be solved within the span of a day.
19) Always invite the creepy neighbor to your parties.
20) Any TV character played by Eliza Dushku will always refer to a character by the first letter of their name.
21) People that work in morgues for too long worry are more likely to set up imaginary tea parties with the corpses.
22) Boyfriends never ask for help even when they are dead.
23) Jack's an ass. A Jack Ass.
24) How to change the channel even if the remote has come up missing.
25) That the same universe that will allow someone to repeat a day in order to save a life will allow someone else to repeat it in order to *beep* up what the other person has tried to change.
26) People with special powers are destined to be viewed as crazy.
27) the devil is sexy ;)
28) NEVER spill a perfume bottle on the floor of a college anatomy lab.
29) A bone saw is a valid present for Santa to give to orphans.
30) Men that work in a morgue, prefer a Lord of the Rings quiz to a chance of sex.
31) 'Romeo and Juliet' has been rewritten. It's now 'Juliet and Juliet' and the families can make peace without everyone dying.
32) Fate and destiny are two different things.
33) When you're watching TV show that you're really hooked on and it's getting better and better with every episode be careful - they're probably planning to cancel it at the most thrilling point without any proper conclusion.
34) I've learned that Fox sucks !
35) Even if it'll save a life, beauty pageants still suck.
36) Tru is like Typhoid Mary
37) Even a good show can have its comments go to no more than three pages in the IMDB forums before a troll shows up.
38) That you don't need to be original with names, as two separate main characters with no relation can both have similar first/last names with no confusion (Tru Davies & Davis)
39) Always bring a two of clubs.
40) Talk to a few dead people and you lose your sense of humor
41) Someone asks for help and you don't rewind...? It doesn't mean your fired.
42) Even if you own 25 different purses/bags, make sure all of them have a strap that will fit across your body diagonally... you may need to run a lot.
43) Kelly Clarkson is a historical figure.
44) The best way to kill a beauty queen is by poisoning her make-up.
45) "Next time you break into a man's vehicle don't get into a shouting match outside his cabin."
46. DON'T eat the shrimp sandwich
47. Tru's toaster pops out food even when noone puts anything in it
48. As soon as Davis realizes that you are 'death' he'll take you off the pay roll
49. If you mess up a day and want to repeat it, just search for a dead body that wants help.
50. If live bodies freak you out, work in a morgue.
51. It doesn't really matter that you only started watching the show this week (Aug 08) - it's still gripping stuff.
52. Always wear MAC eyeliner #7 to your first job interview.
53. Writing your name on a soda can just makes the newest employee drink it so he can annoy you.
54. After defeating or not defeating your enemy, go drown out your worries in alcohol at the closest bar.
55. Always check your teeth before an interview
56) "You can't get mad cow from a bull, that's why they call it "cow""
57) Good people have to die, too.
58) A love note has the potentional to turn a man gay.
59) Pretty girls are trouble.
60) A morgue attendant can often be mistaken for a stripper...
61) Invite your enemies to Christas parties, but don't be suprised when they conspire with your father and your bosses girlfriend on how to take you down.
62) Harrison will always look scruffy.
63) Even if you have a sister and a brother, chances are your sister will vanish into thin air and you will never speak of her again.
64. When your day rewinds, you never have to brush your teeth, wash your face, or otherwise clean yourself up before jumping out of bed and racing off to save the dead person that just asked for help.
65. Relationships don't last long when you have "powers".
66. If your mom gets killed and your dad abandons your family, good bet he had your mom knocked off.
67. Their is only one road leading either way in and out of town, and it is always closed.
67. Always go to bed fully dressed, you never know when you will have to run straight from it.
68. Your brother and your best friend. Never a good idea.
69. If anybody gets shot and is bleeding out, don't perform first aid. Just pat him or her on the chest and start crying.
70. Even though the City has skyscrapers and a bus service, they have an amazingly low mortality rate.
71. That ( Lindsay ? ) calling your best friend ( Tru ) mean nicknames in a joking sort of way is cool ?
72. That it has the best music in this series especially the main TV Show theme song - it's what makes for the perfect compliment to this show .
73. That thinking out loud in a whisper comment to yourself almost everyone says " What ? " or " Huh ? " or " What did you say ? " .
74. That " do - over days " make your look so cool and psychic because you have " already been there done that " - literally !
75. davis and tru "so need a secret lair"
76. Tru Davies can always be relied on in a crisis .
77. Jason Priestly is "pushing 30".
78. If the hot actress playing your favourite character is hired as the lead in an entirely different show, it doesn't have to be any good at all.
79 You know how families are. Maybe we save the most dysfunctional stuff for each other.
80. Always bring a tissue to an exam because someone behind you might need it.
81. Tru is a very good guesser.
82. Morgue walls are very thin.
83. It's okay to wear a jean skirt to your best friend's wedding
84. Even if you never speak of, or see any of your friends, they will magically appear at all of your parties.
85. Continuing on from 84, although you may speak to these aforementioned friends, they will not speak back
86. The items on your bedside table change on almost every rewind day
87. Sisters will insist on shortening their siblings names even though it sounds really silly and weirdly similar. (Hair and Mair)
88. Although you have already come to terms with the fact you are asked for help by dead people, every time you hear them whispering you still look confused and scared.
89. Although what you are saying sounds completely mental, your sister will always trust you beyond reason and get a urine sample from a friend, just in case.
90. Your one friend is sarcastic and often mean but you never say anything about it, nor do you have a problem when she dates your brother.
91. Whenver the word 'Mom' comes up in a sentence it is usually not so far from 'I saw her die right in fro-n-ame.' This fact is then repeated every episode to make sure everyone got it.
92. When you realise you've ran out of clues, something will always come to your rescue and make you make a leap that turns out to be inevitably true.
93. You like to make sure everyone knows you're a 22 year old girl.
94. The same establishing shot of a morgue door shutting and some skyscrapers is all that is needed to show time and place.
95. Everyone you know will die or be connected to death now you have this gift, although before everything was just dandy.
96. Siblings have no physical similiaries, especially sister to sister.
97. It is never addressed whether you will age prematurely because of your do-over-days.
98. Your boyfriend will be sweet and good natured only on the days that you can't keep. All others will go horribly wrong.
99. Large, nicely decorated apartments are commonplace for young girls who work in a morgue.
100. Tru lends itself well to dialogue concerning destiny, calling and chat up lines.
No power in the 'verse can stop me.share
whooa 100 !!! I didn't think we will make it ... well can we do 150 now? just an idea though ...
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
Why of course!!!!
101. Meridith has a weird, WEIRD shaped face.
(Maybe we're slipping here...)
No power in the 'verse can stop me.share
102. Your worst enemy, a spy, and your creepy undead boyfriend all make good Christmas party guests.
(lol, hi guys long time no see, can't believe we've made it past 100)
103. Tru isn't very good at coming up with lyrics... unless you ask her four times.
No power in the 'verse can stop me.share
104. Jack will kill people, but will feel horrible when he does.
share105. Nothing is just black and white. Even when you think you're doing right thing it doesn't necessary mean it's indeed right.
Yay! Loved Jack-Tru twist.
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
106. Don't keep breakables next to the alarm clock. They'll get broken.
107. If you move a vase on a do-over day so it won't get broken at the big party, some dork will put it back.
108. It's okay to keep your spare key under the doormat. That way friends can easily wake you with delicious breakfast goodies!
share109. Harbor Patrol officer is invincible. They'll go alone even if there was storm.
share110. It's not a good idea to tell a woman that she's about to die.
111. A woman's exes are the most likely suspects.
112. Even though you have a graveyard shift nearly everyday, if you're Tru, you still look beautiful the next day.
share113. Tru takes the overprotective sister role very seriously.
114. It's not in the drinks, it's in the ice.
116. If there's not going to be a fire this week, there will be one in 2 weeks time.
117. Tru remembers the exact details of what happens in her rewind day down to the last second like when a waiter spills his drinks or a person declares their love to another person.
118. Tru's neighbour moved from New York City to Dog River, SK to Wessex, ON
119. Whenever someone has a special "power" there is always a reporter following them.
120. The answer lies in the moon and the stars.
121. Jessica Hansen is a bitch.
122. You're never too old to be in high school. A 22 year old can pass for a high school student.
123. Not all rewind days end up badly for Tru.
124. You can just walk into a high school and pretend to be a student and no one will suspect a thing.
125. Lindsay likes Pez.
126. A watermelon makes a good substitute for a body in a crime scene reenactment.
127. Always invite your creepy neighbours to your parties cos if they're helping make the noise, they won't complain about it.
128. You want to frame your boyfriend for murder so you put your fingerprints all over his gun.
129. People will trust a complete stranger who shows up out of no where one day and takes their wounded friend/fiancé away, when they don't even know if she was the killer.
130. If someone at your high school reunion claim to be successful, they're most likely lying.
131. The victim will always have a 'false alarm' death before the real one, which is almost exactly the same way it's supposed to happen except Tru intervenes and thinks her job is done, when the real incident will occur later.
132. The person who says "Maybe you'll remember my name next time" has met you on a rewind day.
Are near-misses in the news really near-hits?
133. After a few seconds near a serious poker game, one can recognize the card backing well enough to find a deck with the same backing outside the venue for emergency purposes.
Are near-misses in the news really near-hits?
134. Even though every episode recycles the same elements like running around, getting many phone calls, knocking over things on rewind days, helping your brother avoid/win a bet, checking the time on your watch/cell, thinking you've successfully saved a person's life until their's another plot twist to which you're going to have to respond and save the person AGAIN... the show still keeps you hooked.
share135. Harrison can use the busy local diner just like it is his private office. He can spend lots of time there and never get run off for taking up valuable booth space.
136. Never tell people you are "psychic". Since "psychic" is too mainstream and that would make them doubt you much less and hinder the "this girl is nuts" aspect.
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32) Fate and destiny are two different things.
77. Jason Priestly is "pushing 30".
91. Whenver the word 'Mom' comes up in a sentence it is usually not so far from 'I saw her die right in fro-n-ame.' This fact is then repeated every episode to make sure everyone got it.
94. The same establishing shot of a morgue door shutting and some skyscrapers is all that is needed to show time and place.
100. Tru lends itself well to dialogue concerning destiny, calling and chat up lines.