Favorite Quote?
Noones done it yet, so here it is. whats everyones favorite quote?
"Not Till He Puts Jabba Back In The Hut" (Huddled Up In Their Underwear). not a Starwars fan, but thats the line that sticks with me.
What's up B A Maraccus.
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Jerry Conlaine: Come back to bed, you guys. I'm freezing.
Tom Marshall: Not until he puts Jabba back in his Hut!
Dennis: [hearing "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me" being sung from beneath] The hills have gone gay.
Del Knox: Come with me, or I'll shoot your testicles off and stuff 'em and mount 'em on my mantlepiece.
Tom Marshall: That's gonna be an ugly mantlepiece.
Dan Mott: Hey guys look! A wild deer! All out in the open like that!
[Deer growls]
I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, & guess what's inside it!
[deleted]
Dan Mott: The only chance we have to survive is to huddle together for warmth...
Jerry Conlaine: I, for one, choose death.
[deleted]
Here are a couple, though I'm not sure if I am quoting them perfectly.
No, we're from UPS- delivering a box of teeth. (when they are telling the sheriff in town who they are).
(At the river, Tom claims he can shine salmon)
While I'm eating salmon, you'll be eating crow.
You can catch crows too?
Yes, the sheriff conversation went something like this:
Sheriff Briggs: "What brings you boys up here?"
Tom Marshall: "We're with UPS and we're delivering teeth."
BTW, the special features DVD segment has a deleted longer scene of that sheriff's questioning the boys. It is so funny, but the director deleted it because of time.
Dan: What are you doing?
Jerry: Taking off my shoes
Dan: Why?
Jerry: Because I run faster with no shoes
Dan: You can't out-run that bear!
Jerry: I dont have to out-run the bear, I just have to out-run you!
Tom: Great mother of ganja!
Tom: We'll shine them. It's an old Cherokee trick.
Jerry: Oh, I forgot. The Cherokee have been using flashlights for thousands of years.
Dan: Didn't they pioneer the D-cell battery?
Tom: He won't bother you if you're in the fetal position.
[Bear approaches]
Tom: Abort the fetal position!
While stoned, "I will give you four cows for Denise's hand in marraige..." -Tom
And also Dan, while stoned freaking out, "You guys have to promise not to tell my patients that I got stoned because if my patients find out I got stoned, they'll think I'm a stoner and I could lose my liscense..." The whole way Seth Green did it was freakin hilarious.
"I was boyscout. You were a boyscout right Tom?" -Jerry
"No but I ate a brownie once..." -Tom
Doing a C3Po Voice from Star Wars, "We are in serious trouble my friends. All data points to us being how do you humans say it? Completely screwed!" -Dan
Last but not least, "Get up you stoner dogs!!!" -Elwood.
"Jerk!"
"Republican!"
"PIE!!"
Native Guy: "Thanks for breaking glass where my kids play..."
Matthew Lillard: "Ooooh"
this one makes me laugh for like 10 minutes
Dan: This trip is officially over! This is finished! Let's just go home.
Tom: I agree. That is a great idea. All we've got to do is jump up over that 100-foot waterfall, swim upstream 20 miles, get the sheriff on the phone... he liked us, I remember. And he'll send out a rescue boat. And... hey, there's a beer in the river.
hehe
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