Throughout time there have been movies, music, painting, works of literature, and many other momentous occasions that have made people think. None so much as this.
Monsturd is a tastefully done work of filmographic art. The tones by the monsturd convey a man aching out to the world from his poo filled cocoon. This is a movie for the whole family.
I know how everyone says that Star Wars is the perfect first movie to watch with your family, but I beg to differ. Star Wars does in fact teach many of the truths in life; sorrow, pain, agony, love, freedom, victory, family, friendship, & being a total bad ass by snapping people in half with your mind, while still keeping a fictitious fantasy plot.
But this movie TOPS that. I showed my son this movie and it taught him the most important lesson in life, EVER: that taking a massive *beep* is awesome. And if that *beep* just so happens to be big enough to kill people, well then my friend, that is indeed more bad ass than any Jedi could ever be.
*beep* Boba Fett. I’ll take Monsturd any day.
Hahaha, well put. But this was a pretty funny movie, just a hundred or so poop jokes (some pretty good, like the officer being named after a toilet paper brand), with the feces monster straight outta dogma, and some good ol' death scenes. All of that together is an awesome 90 mins if you got some beers and blunts...
"Yeah, well, your nipples are dumb" - Hatchet
Well done brother. I laughed so hard I almost Monsturd'd my pants. We need more gems like Monsturd, If not for us...for the children.
I'd *beep* me, I'd *beep* me hard.