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So bad, 6 things that makes you hate it eaven more!


I did not like this movie but there is a few parts in it that makes it eaven worse.
1. it is nothing wrong with some nudity (although i think that movies do not need it) but every 5 minutes? is it realy necessary? according to Robert Tiffi, yes it is.

2. I have a question for you all, what do you do when you know that there is a serialkiller out to get you?
A) stay indoors lock all doors and windows?
B) buy a gun and go to you friens and play poker or onother parlour game?
C) get half naked and leav all dorrs wide open?
well the correct answer is C.

3. I don´t know why every one in this movie feal the urge to do laundry in the midle of the night.

4. if you want to break up with your police boyfriend atleast wait untill the crazy murderer is behind bars.

5. Rob "the landlord" is so bad that a fat guy with a mannequin with only one arm would do a much beter job.

6. Claudia and her friends can´t like eachother so much beacuse the only cry for like 2 minutes then it is all good again. Party, Party what ever if all my friends are dead.

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lol !


first off, i like the boobie parts lol
(horny teens, what you going to do? )

second, uh ...i vote half naked ! lol

third, uh becuz there dumb brod's ? lol

fourth, ....it probably was her time of the mounth ! lol

fith, he was'nt that.........uh....he did .....well........yeah he was that bad ! lol

and sixth, read number 4 !



calvin mccarthy,
age 14

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The nudity got me casue it wasnt every 5 minutes but every 5 minutes for like 5 minutes! I mean ohk, shot of girl stripping... cut to the story, but it was like just a long long shot of this girl stripping. Again, boobs are neao and all, but I can just google boobs and thats that.

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The nudity was the only good thing in the movie.

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How about the pointless murderer who cried then said something incoherent about his mom being a stripper but couldnt understand it....then he lives and the end the woman says "is he still out there" the end....

Was this movie directed by an adult film maker?

"All that you know, is at an end"-Silver Surfer

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This movie is almost as bad as Creepshow III & Contagium! I contemplated NOT finishing this movie, but did anyway hoping for some kind of payoff (the wait paid off during the climax for The Wailer: La Llorona...very creepy climax).

the ending is just as stupid as the beginning! "Do You think he's still out there?", sudden fade to black....WTF?!?!?!?!

The film is a load of CRAP! The women were indeed gorgeous, but if I wanted to see tits, ass & sex for most of a movie, I have Skinemax On-Demand here! UI rented, what I THOUGHT was a slasher.

1/10...stay far, FAR away from this!

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