Dumb Canadians...


Thank goodness the Canadians, especially the French speaking ones, have the FBI right next door to show them how crime investigations should be undertaken. You've got to wonder how they manage to wipe their own arses.

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Oh, I don't know. In 2012, a film is due for release in which the bewildered police of New York call in the hula-dancing, chief of police from Tristan da Cunha. (The island rarely has even one policeman working at any given time and everyone has two jobs.) Jolie is said to be taking hula lessons as I write.

(In case you're wondering about the anthropology of all this, hula dancing and grass skirts were carried from the Pacific to the arctic regions of the Atlantic when a boatload of Polynesians detectives strayed off course in the 12th C. The Polynesians' refusal to abandon their traditional grass skirts in these new, chillier climes, soon produced a race of hula dancing, South Atlantic investigators, who can easily cope with the rigours of a New York winter in Speedos.)

Unlike Taking Lives at least this film sounds vaguely plausible.

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Spoken like a true hilbilly

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Ironic that you would comment so negatively about Canadians when it was Americans that made this movie with stupid errors such as placing the story in the city of Montreal but scenery is in a competely different city 5 hours away with blatent landmarks, flying from Montreal to Moncton in 20 mins is just laughable and the french speaking arses you speak of weren't French Canadian with the correct French accent. And it was the American FBI agent that had sex with the perp.

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Of course just like '24', you right wing nationalists seem to think that anything in the movies or on TV which suits your fancy is true to life.
How you ignorance children, otherwise know as self-appointed 'real Americans' manage to walk in a straight line without getting instructions from Rush Limbaugh is beyond me.

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Why did you just take a cheap potshot at 24 there? That show is actually really smart, contrary to what many of its detractors would have you believe. At least back up your claim with some sort of supporting evidence.

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>>Thank goodness the Canadians, especially the French speaking ones, have the FBI right next door to show them how crime investigations should be undertaken. You've got to wonder how they manage to wipe their own arses

I'm pretty sure the OP is being sarcastic.

To which I'll add...Oh, especially since C-CIS and the Mounties are so damned incompetent they could never figure it out on their own! Whatever would we do without the FBI? Those Americans are so magic, they figured out how to get from Montreal to Fredericton by train in 9 hours (it's actually 22 hours)!!

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Yeah. I also thought it was sarcastic.

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Yeah, the OP was definitely being sarcastic, which makes the misguided "Dumb American" responses pretty darn humorous.

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usa! usa!




sake happens

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Actually, the FBI agent really did NOTHING to advance the investigation.

Martin gave himself up to the police from the start.

Martin gave the sketch so the police could find the apartment.

Etc.

All the FBI agent did was fall in love, and sleep, with the killer.

After which, yes, she did correct her mistake. But had she had not screwed the investigation up in the first place, the police might have caught him sooner.

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