Mine is from the episode where Kurt's girlfriend Heather looks exactly like his mother when she is younger.
Chris: Kurt's dating mom! That is so cool! Hey Kurt, now you're officially a mother fu...
Sally: CHRIS!
Nobody likes you, Everyone left you, They're all out without you, Having fun!
Don't wanna be an American Idiot! - good job I'm British then!
Great! Now I can't post for two *beep* minutes!
the best quote ever was in the episode where Chris's college friend (Michelle) comes over to stay.
In the treehouse:
Michelle: "Shut Up. You are not in love with me."
Chris: "How do you know?"
Michelle: "If you were you would be wearing that turtle neck you think makes you look hot."
(by the way, this next bit is the funny part)
Chris: "Ok, first of all it does!"
it's good to be Laura
"-because a dead chimpanzee can't have a heart attack."
i love em all. especially if chis has sed it cos he is sooooo funny, even tho i totally love joey lawrence
I love the one where they're teaching brooke to drive
Kurt: i'm her brother, i should be the one to teach her how to drive
Chris: you're her brother, what am i? the family squirrel?
i just love the way his mind works
the episode with the football team at the end when everyone is patting chris's ars
chris : what kinda bar is this?
IVE BIN QUOTING IT FOR AGES! IT NEVA GETS OLD
I have quire a few
I love em all but heres the two i remember the most:
Brooke: All Sean does is stare at the girls
[opens coat]
Kurt: Well you tell Sean if he stares at the girls one more time you're gonna have to kick him in the boys!
Kurt: Im like that guy from the bible
Sally: Jesus?
Kurt: No, you know the guy, with the muscles?
Sally: Super Jesus
Dean: No chick flick moments
Sam:Jerk
Dean:Bitch