WTF?
Why the hell does everyone hate this movie so much.. I thought it was really good. So everyone give me good reasons why you hate it, or did you just jump on the bandwagon of hating the Olsen's too?
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The story was thinner than a sheet of paper and predictable start to finish, pulling open every single cliche of its genre time and time again. The 'jokes' were funny on very, very rare occasions, and even then never laugh-out-loud. Everything was plastic-fantastic pop drivel, -especially- the Olsen twins, and I don't think I've ever seen two sisters with that little sisterly chemistry. The other actors ranged from barely passable to absolutely ludicrous, with that incompetent bad guy stereotype as atrocious low. And to finish things off, the soundtrack consisted of more plastic-fantastic overproduced mass-generated pop and poprock so overly sweet it made my teeth crack, topping it off with the horrifying mutilation of David Bowie's classic "Suffragette City".
Yes, the Olsens looked cute, and that is the one, extremely minor, plus I could give here amongst an avalanche of devastating minuses, some of which could have obliterated any quality in the movie on its own, but together they ensure to drive the point home and leave it sitting snuggly in the garage that this is absolute garbage that had no point whatsoever besides cashing in on the Olsens.
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I don't think it's that bad. It's definitely not the best movie ever but it's entertaining.
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