Piss off


I cannot and willnot run through all the frequent sequent relations in which I very indusputibly pined to see this film. But now after taking a viewing of it, why, last Saturday evening, I would appreciate it if Wayne would keep his bizarrely-cool bruxism music as his true dutiful bailiwick; film isn't really his for the jumping. See, I can assiduously tell-all Mr. Wayne Coyne is still very much rambunctiously attatched to the MTV generation of the mid-80s; with the magnificent swilling colours, tear-lines and so fourth-- all the Jazz & Blues and stubby adulteration from the domination of the VHS. Films that ask for your "getting" aren't getting my vote in. What I got here--was--well, "seen it, heard it, fuc*ed it, aborted it ALL BEFORE".... yes, to some "critical" types, it was cheesy, but that's not why I'm so volatile; it is because that I do believe Wayne himself thought the cheesier the better, and therefore, you catch the Chicago Sun Times with its pants down, wanking off in the shower. Right? Most the set-up was comprised of electronic devices found in, well, not every home, but some, but that ain't why I've acquired a frown, it is because of the mere execution of this department that I crown incompetence to the very few involved with this shrill hiccup. Please, it's artsy-fartsy and all that bullsh*t but was it worth it? I say, "no..."

She may not use jelly, but at least she had the pea-nuts to cleave in your head.
This won't stay for more than a week, and if under the influence of any spirituous beverage, you'll either forget what it was entirely or remember why you drank after 6 years of sobiety: to escape films like this.

now, rejoinder on back, or piss off.

craigh.

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I rather enjoyed it, sir or madam.

And from the reviews I've seen, so did quite a few other people.



It is my request that you, please, piss off.

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But *WHY* did you care for this? See, THAT'S the one question I need answers for.
And if you start, "well, it was a trip for one thing, and, hell, man, it was just fun to sit-through", I will gut you. Come back with solids, no liquid opinions, please. I've said what I've needed to spray out and I hope people will recognize my frustration.

Really, there was no progression that I could tell... just an amusing anecdote about seasonal festivities taking place on Mars. It was damn squiffy...well, to me, anyways.

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See, I can assiduously tell you are a pretentious tit. I haven't seen this film yet, I was just flicking thru the comments. I can only hope that during the festive period, someone you corner at a party in order to try and bore them to death with you amazing intellect tells you you aren't James Joyce and to stop being so pretentious. Call me judgemental (for it is true) but you seem like the sort of self inflated bore that I often come across whilst trollrunning on youtube or schmoozing at student parties. Often they try and speak Nadsat or some other arcane language. It seems to be about being aggressive and dominant in some way to me and all a little tiresome.

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Ha--ha,... did you just call me a Droogie....? Ummm. Why thank you :)

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Why is my take all the more annoying from when well-knowns like Roger Ebert and Howard Stern trash everybit of medial concurrence in sight?

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Well, I'm quite taciturn in the sanctity of my home, and on the web I'm a bit, ehh... 'different'; seeing as I can't be served, violated, or "taken out of the picture" for having my ways on the Instant Movie Database, I might as well.
Hell, you may even know of someone like me. I'm not too hard to find; I'm everyone who's too solemn to ever speculate them as anything other than a Mycologist.

Was that tidied-up enough, Robert ?

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