Absolute Crap


Well-done Dean Cain! There really is no end to your talent.

Bad film. Story, acting... it was like no one really wanted to make an effort to even make it remotely worth watching.

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It was terrible how many crappy movie cliches there were in it, not to mention the horrid computer graphics, made it look a lot more fake than if they would have dished out the cash for real props

But im one of the lucky ones who got to see it for free with a coupon :D

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Actually it wasn't total crap. Unfortunately, I've seen worse.

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plan 9 doesn't count....

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I rented this thing on a DVD an hour ago.
Could not make it to the end, that's how bad it is. I feel sorry for
the money thrown away for the rental fee.

The film is, so to speak, absolute zero.
I cannot remember ever seeing something this bad.

Many people have pointed out cheap moments, and here's the one they seem to have missed: the extreme condition vehicles they used have seats without any safety belts. They also have normal armchairs for the driver and control seats. Very cheap and unconvincing.

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Those chairs were MOVING across the floor! But they did have safety belts, as you may notice in the air drop scene.

Mike Sterling
Stupid movies can be fun...But not all of them.

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I also rented this movie on DVD and stomached it all the way.
I actually started laughing towards the end because it was just so stupid. The only thing that was memorable to me was seeing the blonde topless in the shower, she was pretty nice.

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yes ... absolute crap! I'm watching that movie right now on RTL TV (Germany), the network that has produced this movie.

Blank titts, lots of death and bad actors ... on christmas evening ... that only RTL can show! And the german synchro is horror!
This B-movie was presented as a "BLOCKBUSTER"! LOL ... now I know what "B" stands for ;)

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Blank titts

I'm tempted to watch just to find out what these are.

Carpe Per Diem - "Sieze the paycheck."

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Hmmm, that must be Joanna Taylor's rack.
Kinda figured it out watching bits of the re-run on my way from my computer to the loo.

Mike Sterling
Stupid movies can be fun...But not all of them.

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and just 2 days after it is on RTL in Croatia... lol
But i am not watching it... :)

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I always wonder, where the money is coming from for : terrible directors, terrible sreenplays and terrible special effects. I'd like to have the budget to make a good movie.

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This is definitely a crap movie. The only good thing about it is the beautiful Bettina Zimmerman

"I'm just a happy camper! Rockin' and a-rollin'!" - Patrick Bateman, American Psycho

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I made it all of 9 minutes into the movie and quit.

There are potholes on the road less traveled....

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