P.I. ---- How was this movie even funded?
I saw this movie a few days ago. Not many have seen it, due to it not selling many copies. Probably due to lack of funds to produce copies and most likely due to lack of interest, because of the over saturation of World Wide Disaster movies being released by Hollywood Producers left and right.
This movie looked reasonably acceptable, a good Sci-Fi flick with a good looking plot. Unfortunately, as we all know, some movies can have very deceiving trailers and covers. Take Caution!! If I were to die the moment I saw the worst movie ever made, I would have died when I saw this movie.
Dean Cain has yet again, embarrassed himself and the rest of his cast in another poorly acted part. I have no idea what drug Torsten Dewi was under the influence of while writing this, thus I can draw no conclusion why it was so horribly *beep* . Christopher Schrewe, Director of the complete failure television show Lexx, is again responsible for directing another tragedy.
Many have noticed the poor quality of this piece of *beep* . Many have also suspected it was filmed on Mini-DV, Hi-8 or just 8. It is obvious that it filmed VHS. It is apparent that a poorly timed Phonograph, played on the set itself, was the source of many of the terrible sound effects. It sounded as if the breaking of glass, was imitated by someone rapidly striking a Frying Pan. The Gun-Fire sound bytes, if that, sound as if they were captured from an early 1920's western.
The animated graphics used in this video are almost as bad as the movie itself. What the *beep* were they thinking? It looks as they used video clips from the earliest videogame ever created. There is no doubt in my mind that at least one of the cast members, had requested their face and name to be blurred or blacked out for the entire film.
I have come up with some ideas, things you can do instead of watching this movie.
1.) Beat your head into a brick wall for 95 minutes. This will save you the pain of watching this movie.
2.) Challenge your local gang to a street fight, you against all of them. You will no doubt lose and probably die, but at least you will not have seen this movie.
3.) Trust your instinct. See another movie.
I come to my conclusion that this movie is the GREATEST waste of film EVER. I again warn you, do not subject yourself to this tremendous failure. You will be very angry that you actually rented, or even worse bought this movie, and you are now stuck with it for life. Not only as a possession, but you will retain the memory of this catastrophe. Even if you have one of those unlimited rental agreements, do not psychologically subject yourself to this.
This is my opinion. No offence is intended to anyone. Please respond weather or not you agree.