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I've done some of this stuff to people

posted 15 years ago by ExPresidents
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I've gotten large amounts of drugs with people (where we went in on it together but they paid for 90% of it); and then hired one of my real friends to "rob us". Anyways, one time I was caught and I acted EXACTLY like John C. Reilly....I was like, "What do you expect? Ima fxckin drug addict!" And then we STILL remained friends (well, partners).

Real criminals apppreciate his performance, every subtle gesticulation is EXACTLY like the schemer-manipulators of this world. It was uncanny to see me on the big screen....and heart-wrenching.

[–] AddictedToOldE 14 years ago

Smart thing to be posting on the internet.

[–] ExPresidents 14 years ago

As if that was incriminating? Oh no! The Man knows I posted something on the internet! DO you even know what the statue of limitations means? (Not that it matters, I will NEVER be caught, especially on IMDb).

[–] AddictedToOldE 14 years ago

MOVE IN! MOVE IN!

[–] ExPresidents 14 years ago

lol....."Red team go! Red team go!"

[–] bing-57 14 years ago

Okay, so what are we learning about all this?

You are a drug addict, a cheapskate (your friend has to buy it), and a thief.

And your friends are thieves, drug addicts, and they are stupid for hanging out with you.

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What Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar (WWJDFAKB)?

[–] ExPresidents 14 years ago

And I absolutely guarantee I am much more intelligent than you. How does that make you feel?

[–] bing-57 14 years ago

> How does that make you feel?

Amused, mostly.

How do you propose to prove that you are more intelligent?

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What Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar (WWJDFAKB)?

[–] UNTRugby 13 years ago

he's obviously a genius since he's talking about the "statue of limitations" and not the statute of limitations

[–] chinaski2323 13 years ago

>> he's obviously a genius since he's talking about the "statue of limitations" and not the statute of limitations

LOL no kidding. Like something an 8 year old would think.