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Dear God, another one?!?!?


I am a big-time movie watcher, and one of my personal favorite types of movies is the bad horror movie, the ones with goofy special effects or outlandish plots, like Plan 9 or Kiler Klowns from Outer Space. But Terror Toons was the only one so bad, even I could find no enjoyment. Easily the worst movie I have ever seen, and possibly the worst movie in existence. I feel guilty for having helped bring this about by buying the original DVD used at Blockbuster. So why exactly must the human race be subjected to another of these abominations? And what if the sequel was actualy WORSE? The horror.......

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WHAT!?! I loved the first one. The only problem is the $30 price tag. It is worth maybe $10 dollars so I burned it. It is an awesome movie in my opinion if you can get over the fact that it is a very low budget movie.

~ my quote ~

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Please stop saying "if you can get over the fact that is it very low-budget" low-budget films are usually not THIS bad...sure you can enjoy it...if you can get over the fact that it has a horribly written plot all together...

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The time was feb. 28 2003 and a group of us went to the local best buy when there I came upon the movie; TERROR TOONES, I showed it to my pal, he often colected really crappy B-movies so I thought it looked like a good one to add to his collection. We started watching it, the movie was only 70 minuets long but it seemed like an eternety. We officially decided that the movie was so bad that it must be seen only one time a year. So every year we all gather together and watch the most assinign movie ever made. we strongly encorage all of america to celibrate the creation of TERROR TOONES by watching it on the last Friday of February every year.



ps. why are they making another one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I was a PA on this film. I assure you that this film will change your life for the better.

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And I assure you I have absolutely no intention of finding out if your words have merit.

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Roland, sir, may I touch you? I'm not gay or anything. I just want to touch you a little.

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Yes, you may, but just this once. Also, I should mention I run a movie website (www.movies.tvrealm.com), and I got an e-mail from the star of the first movie, Beverly Lynne, where she complained because I had labeled her as a porn actress. After viewing her filmography, wouldn't you say my claim had some merit? Or was Babes 2: Lost in Beaver Creek simply a nature film? ;)

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I was lost in a beaver creek once, and I came up with smegma all over my lips. Always make sure the beaver creek is fresh before you dive in.

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This is true: I saw Terror Toons twice, once because it caught my eye at a video store... and once because I don't learn the lessons I should. Anyway, I have also completely lost all will to live exactly twice in my life. This is not a coincidence. I'm very, very afraid that I'll see this new Terror Toons movie in the video store, rent it because I can't help myself, and commit suicide after watching it. I'm absolutely convinced that director Joe Castro wants me dead. And so do his three friends who decided to fork over ten dollars apiece for this act against nature.

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That was me. I saw in Blockbuster, was intriqued, came here to read the hidious reviews and the warnings to stay away at all costs and yet i found myself saying, one week later, "Due back friday? okay! thank you" and leaving with this piece of trash in my hand. Chances are, just because i saw the first one and HATED it, i'll see the second one. Maybe it'll be better... and maybe aliens will give me a sex change in my sleep and sculpt my face into a liking of Queen Elizabeth... maybe


I think I need more parts...

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Joe Castro brings new meaning to the term guerilla filmmaker: his movies are so bad one gets the feeling he is trying to wage war on the audience.

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I don't want to hear its low budget, give it a break. Bull, low budget doesn't mean you can not make a good movie. The sequel to the worst film I have ever seen.

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Precisely. Thankfully, it doesn't seem like this movie ever saw the light of day, or will anytime soon. Let's hope it stays that way.

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i hfor one hope it comes out. the first caused me indescribable amounts of pain and i guess im a bit of a sadist...er, an EXTREME sadist. Who's up for a game of STRIP WEEGEE!

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i dont. i had the same as mostly everyone else. i saw it at blockbuster thought it looked good (thankfully i had a free rental) and watched it last night.

my god i felt like it was a extremely bad drug overdose while hallucinating even then though it would still be retarded.

the only redeming factor this has was the retarded chicks huge tits and some mediocre gore.

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