If the Wayans Brothers make 'Not Another Saw Movie'..
I was thinking if the Wayans can make a parody of the uber-scary Saw movies, I would definitely see it.
The way I imagine it is called "Not Another SAW Movie".
The tagline: "Celebrities get killed in traps one by one... and not even these bumbling detectives can solve who's killing them... and they're not Allison Kerry!"
The plot line is about a young rookie who's been hired by a bumbling department of detectives (If the Wayans family brung back the In Living Color actors and actresses, it'd be fresh) who are on the middle of solving the Jigsaw Murders (or in their case, a lookalike Jigsaw who uses comedic traps from video games and movies on celebrities who are ultra rich and don't give a damn). This rookie is given a list from "Jigsaw" who the celebrities should be placed in their traps, and it's up to this daffy crew of detectives to get celebrities out of the traps... if they can save them... before the Big Event begins!
The Wayans brothers should be creating traps set up for celebrities with imagination.
Take this "Wax of Paris Trap" for instance, what does House of Wax and Paris Hilton have in common? Paris didn't get waxed and Jared Padalecki did! This trap is set in a replica of Vincent's basement, and Paris is strapped in a same chair used by Jared when he got enbalmed with wax. Jigsaw says to Paris that if she ever wants to stay alive, she must get the correct key from a ton of keys from the spigots that spray heated wax. She has only one minute to choose the right key to unlock a six-point harness she's wearing. If she fails... Paris will get waxed! THAT will be a sight to see.
Next trap is called the "Giada's Inferno Trap", this is another trap that spells "Italy", Italian mercenary Dante, and Italian chef Giada de Laurentiis. This trap begins when Giada was sampling her latest recipe for her show not knowing that she was unconscious. Next thing, she is bound to a chair, her fingers glued to the Playstation 3 controller facing a GIANT plasma screen, and to make matters bad, Giada is wearing Dante's uniform... with a red cross STITCHED on her chest! Jigsaw appears, and tells Giada of the fame she had with Food Network and not sharing her fame in Italy. Jigsaw adds that the cross on her chest is the only way to salvation if she must play a game... of Dante's Inferno! Quoting that Giada IS Italian and the play is based on an Italian writer, Jigsaw tells Giada to beat one of the game's bosses on one of the nine circles of hell. Although Giada doesn't like this, but she must play the game to survive. Jigsaw also quotes that the cross on her chest will shine based on her body heat every time she does the wrong things... because the controller is WIRED to the cross! If Giada should fail... the cross will shine SO bright, she'd be dead as the exploding... well, you'll get it.
This is just a fantasy idea if the Wayans brothers should get the groove back and make another one of these hip scary movies. If anyone has any traps for the celebrities to be in, post them.