Funniest Line - Scary Movie 4 (2006) Discussion

[–] Jerzy12 15 years ago

I liked this one:

Cindy Campbell: Last night I saw a face.
Tom Ryan: Did it have a nose?
Cindy Campbell: Well... yeah.
Tom Ryan: That does sound like a face.

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[–] DescribeTheRuckus 15 years ago

The nose line was by far the best. It caught me so off-guard, and it wasn't based on slapstick or crude sexual humor like a lot of the jokes. Brilliant.

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[–] apocalypse_please24 15 years ago

Cindy Campbell: Last night I saw a face.
Tom Ryan: Did it have a nose?
Cindy Campbell: Well... yeah.
Tom Ryan: That does sound like a face.

lol I love that one.

Big Gay Al, it has recently come to our attention that you are gay.

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[–] joydivision324 15 years ago

The zombies got my grandma!!!!!!
Here's Detroit (shows city in peril)
Here's Detroit after the attack (same but with spaceships among the chaos.

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[–] TannerDVader 15 years ago

Kobe?

and then

Nah, she said she was clean.

"The day your born, your already dead."

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[–] probably 15 years ago

lil kim.. lil kim got my sandwich.. look out, russell crowe's got a phone! ...r. kelly don't pee on me! ..MY LOVELY LADY LUMPS!!
...where are we?

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[–] Tronticon 15 years ago

LOL.. I agree omg.. that ""Harro"" just cracks me up!!!

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[–] voyagerandsouthpark 15 years ago

did anyone notice the line "i was young, i needed the work" was from the naked gun?

"sir, sir, i gotta check and see if you've soiled yourself" Peter Griffin - Family Guy

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[–] stephie_what 15 years ago

hello?

harro?

AGATB~O
DIARY: ZOMG VISIONS
GEMMA: IT’S LIKE IT KNOWS ME.

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[–] jermaine-miles 15 years ago

yeah, cause the same people that did the naked gun have been doing the scary movies since part 3

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[–] Ilovejakeg513 15 years ago

"MY BOWELS HAVE STOPPED MOVING!!!!"

hahahaha

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[–] pancakeman02 15 years ago

The funniest to me was definately....
Cindy:I saw a face last night.
Tom:Did it have a nose?
Cindy:Well ya.
Tom:That does sound like a face.

Gets me every time...hahahahaha

"Come out to the coast, we'll have a few laughs."--John McClane

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[–] Mr-Manny 15 years ago

when Tom and Cindy are talking and they say they have a lot in common and cindy says we are even finishing each-others.. (expecting him to say sentinces, but he says dinner LOL

sorry about spelling :(

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[–] Jalen_Was_Here 15 years ago

This really isn't a specific line, but it's when Cindy is washing the old woman, and she's not paying attention, and she's washing her face with the old lady's own urine.

The face and sounds the old woman makes just cracks me UP!

Also, the part where the Michael Jackson-like guy is like, "I'll keep you safe, won't I kids?" and all of the little boys are like, "NO! D="

Life isn't about waiting out the storm, but learning to dance in the rain.

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[–] champagne_kisses91 15 years ago

C. J.: Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere else entirely. So when you turn up, you're never missing. And when you're missing, you never turn up.
Mahalik: Unless... you a zombie.

And the nose quote!

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[–] HunnyBUNCHES 15 years ago

When Cindy goes to the house and sees that dead boy and starts talking to him in Japenese

" Your Japenese is awful. It dishonors my ears." lol

Or, "Hey man what you doin?"
"Relax man I'm just reaching for some nuts."

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[–] sam_3 15 years ago

Cindy: Hello...Harro?
Hibachi, Benihana, Teriyaki.
KId: Nagasaki, Okinawa, Hokkaido, Yokohama.
Cindy: Karate, Judo, Sumo, Samurai.
Kid :NIssan, Honda, Mitsubishi, Subaru.
Cindy:Harakiri (she actually says "Harikari"), Tsunami, Kamikaze, Banzai.
KId :Yamaha, Nikon (kid mispronounces this), Casio, Aiwa.
Minolta, Hitachi, Seiko, Toshiba.
Cindy:Budah, Shitagi, Kimono.
Kid :Tempura, Sushi, Sashimiiiii....
Cindy:FUJITSU!!

I didn't expect 'shitagi' on the list.

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[–] actorboyNC 15 years ago

This is my favorite part of the whole damn movie:

Cindy's Husband: [Flashback] Get out the way, bitch!
Cindy Campbell: Don't call me no bitch! You ain't *beep*
Cindy's Husband: Shut yo ass up, snow ho!
[Cindy throws glass bottle]

When Cindy is in that purple jumpsuit, ghetto-booty, long braided hair with beads in it, holding a bottle of vodka........I about peed myself! I had to replay that scene over and over again, and I had good belly laughs every time!

Priceless!!

:)

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