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This movie depressed me in EVERY WAY POSSIBLE

posted 18 years ago by felipe-archangelo
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First of all, my advise: DO - NOT - WATCH - THIS - MOVIE!!! IT MAKES YOU *beep* WANT TO KILL YOURSELF!!!

In my life, I've watched tons of crappy movies. But at least they had some tiny detail that made me smile... Like for example, a hot girl in sexy clothes, some nice special effect, neat soundtrack and etc.

But... This movie... DOESN'T HAVE A SINGLE GOOD THING IN IT!!! In the first minute of the movie, I already wanted to make the main character suffer... This movie creates absolutely NO APATHY for the main character (Stacy)... She isn't hot, she isn't a cool person, she isn't funny and she can't even handle a stupid dog...

The are no hot girls in this movie. Stacy is "mehhh", and talking to the stupid dog the whole time doesn't help her a bit. Barb's voice made me want to shoot my TV with a machine gun... Kippie Kann... no comments. Lulu could be hot, but all that stuff about barfing destroys her character. Okay, maybe the gynechologist is kinda nice.

The guys in the movie are absolute morons. Stacy deserves to be impaled and tortured for having such a moron as a boyfriend. Ira makes me want to throw random stuff at him... Arghh...

The jokes in the movie are SO ABSOLUTELY STUPID. (Dog farts. "Haha he farted. Let's kiss now." Dog farts again. "Hahaha we stop kissing. Guy sprays deodorant in the air. Let's go back kissing." Dog farts again. "I just gave the dog a burrito" oooooooooooh that's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY).

Now... The situations that happen in the movie. Astonishing how ridiculous it becomes... Specially the dialogue with Bean close to the ending.

The ending is utter crap. In the end, Stacy doesn't deserve a good ending. I was hoping she would get hit by a bus or struck by lightning, but no... Very cheesy stupid ending...

Enough... I've already made my conclusion... WORST FILM EVER. PERIOD.

[–] da_bomb_er 18 years ago

Not that I bothered reading your post but, I liked it (the movie).

[–] aleros6 18 years ago

I ve seen worst films, but never read worst comment even though the film was not good, but your comment was boring, very boring

[–] shiraboker25 18 years ago

Absolutely right, aleros.
You completely bored me. And anyway, there are much worse films.

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[–] alucard1-1 18 years ago

First off, I'd like to say that I didn't like the film either. But, please, if you are going to rant at a movie... read it before you post... and check for grammar...

Case in point - "This movie creates absolutely NO APATHY for the main character.."

Pick up a dictionary sometime...

ap·a·thy
n.
1. Lack of interest or concern, especially regarding matters of general importance or appeal; indifference.
2. Lack of emotion or feeling; impassiveness.

I believe what you meant was SYMPATHY.

Unless of course you are upset that she was portrayed as a shallow, idiotic bimbo?

[–] autumrhythm 18 years ago

OH people.. come on it was a bad movie.. this person is entitled to their opinion.. I don't agree with everything he/she said but you dont' have to be so snobby. I do agree that it was a complete was of time and that Barb's voice was very annoying.

[–] safifan58 18 years ago

I Like Holly Hunter's voice...I think it's full of character...Besides, LuLu's voice was the unbearable one...she took a longtime to speak because she had (or was pretending to have) such a thick accent...:)

[–] mypetrockisbob 18 years ago

I have to agree with felipe-archangelo in saying that this movie was a TOTAL peice of crap! Now I am a person who likes nearly every movie they see and the cheesy crap goes a long way with me, but this movie made me want to go all emo and slit my wrists!!!

[–] bunnie_133 16 years ago

That's a bit of an exaggeration, don't be so harsh. And if you feel like you want to slit your wrists after watching a movie, then you clearly have anger issues that are beyond poor quality of movies...

[–] Phoenixcasa 18 years ago

I have to say I like this movie. But I do agree with everything you said. I laughed more at your post then I did watching the movie. The dog burrito comment priceless.

[–] arielkerr7 18 years ago

Ok people: fist off I enjoyed this movie. and second we're all intitled to our own oppinion and don't have to agree with each other. and I don't agree with those of you who didn't like the movie. If you remember it ended up happily. and it showed us what to watch out for when we date.

[–] betsy_depp 18 years ago

if you didn't lyk even da first minute of da movie ,y did you continue watching it..???nd the ending wasn't soo00oo bad...it was cheesy...agreed but to say dat it's da worst movie ever??...I kinda liked da movie in a weird sort of way...I think the script was great and da song dat stacy was singing (wat was da title again?)was very catching...hahaha
ol i'm saying is dat it was not THAT BAD...!!!!

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[–] Keylimepie 18 years ago

Phenotype, your comment was the best one. The other comment was very funny but unfortunately too full of errors. Just like errors in films bug us, so do errors in comments. Anyway, you were both funny. I enjoy people taking off on a movie with humor like that. If you are a fan of the film try not to get too exercised by negative comments about it. We don't all like the same things.

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[–] beautychickym 18 years ago

who the heck u think u are saying dont watch this movie u ain't *beep* nobody to say don't watch this movie only because u dont like it and u want to tell people to dont see it because it was *beep* boring to u and u didn't like the movie and it wasted ur *beep* time of ur day not everybody *beep* agrees with u because it came *beep* bad for u so say next time keep ur dum ass opinions to ur self and if u didn't *beep* like holly hunter voice then dont see the movie is *beep* easy ya being *beep* ridiculous

[–] MTulliver 16 years ago

Is it really that difficult to type the y and o in "you"?
Gah!
This isn't texting.

[–] CloudyNight 18 years ago

You're just upset that none of the girls were hot to you. Honestly..