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This movie sucks balls!!!....but it's great

posted 17 years ago by rakket_dallas_qb12
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I rented this movie with my buddy the other night and it is horrible...but hilarious! THe one chick is hot, and the villian, who was supposed to be russian sounded like she was deaf! I thought it was Helen Keller! DEADLY MOVIE but funny. Reminded me of a *beep* Blade meets Beastmaster!!! It was very Deadly!

[–] Karma-Ritchie 17 years ago

I think the russian bad girl is the hottest chick in the entire movie. I love her accent. It might be fake, or real, i don't know, but I loved it.

[–] redvonmunster 17 years ago

I'm watching this movie right now and it's retarded. It takes itself far to serious to be taken as camp. It makes Plan 9 From Outer Space looke like Star Wars.

[–] wweed-1 17 years ago

You'll have a hard time believing this, but here goes...Lana, the actress who played Evil Nikki, IS from Russia...so call her bad, but her accent CAN'T be fake. She was born and raised in Siberia, and that was worked into the script to explain her accent. Actually, the part was written for her.

[–] GaelinW 16 years ago

...Lana, the actress who played Evil Nikki, IS from Russia...so call her bad, but her accent CAN'T be fake.

Yeah, the accent was real. I work with a Russian woman, and I swear when I wasn't looking at the screen (which was a lot), I'd swear it was her.

Overall, I thought it was a passable d-list horror flick. I've seen worse. Usually as the Sci Fi movie of the week.

"Professionals built the Titanic. Amateurs built the Ark."
Helen Hannah

[–] painturd 17 years ago

the acting was so bad i honestly thought it was a porno

[–] wweed-1 17 years ago

Plainly, you've never seen a porno...

[–] Wusolja 16 years ago

Yeah i was flipping through channels and i landed on this at first, because of the bad cameras and terriable acting i thought it was a cinemax skin flick, but as i watched a little more it's kind of like that with a story that is kind of but not interesting.