This blew wookie!

I'm very glad I didn't pay to see this movie. It was absolutely horrible. The plot was insanely stupid. Eddie Griffin was a joke - seriously, couldn't they find ANYONE who would have been half-believable as an action hero? It was like trying to watch Ice Cube as the world's chubbiest elite soldier. Rip Griffin and the kid out, insert Steven Segal and some blonde-floosie-stripper-character, and you have Under Siege. I take that back; Under Siege was actually the better movie - and I NEVER thought I'd say that. I actually laughed out loud when the "jet mission" was aborted and the radio call to "jets" came out - that was so stupid it was funny. And how the half-scorched bad guy waited with his gun to the kid's head until the hero could slide under the jet exhaust (miraculously avoiding melting his clothes to his skin) and beat him up was the piece de resistance. . .



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