Worst Parts? *spoilers*

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well the bit that we started rolling around on the floor laughing at was the chinese guy's line "Ah, Steven, you seem to have become younger and taller."

as for the sidekick, yeh sending an American who doesn't speak japanese undercover in... um Japan, doesn't seem too bright.

How about all of the neat cgi inserts from the US super spy satellite? pretty pointless, but my favourite was the FBI viewing room, where on screen they're watching a shot of... their super spy satellite. so they've got a satellite to view their satellite? there's your govt money at work.

the tattoo guy suddenly gaining a backstory, the ominous shot of learned chinese guy's book on the bad guy's apartment floor (this seems to indicate he too has been done away with, but nobody bothers mentioning that to his freakin' daughter), and the prologue that seems to have nothing to do with the rest of the film; pure cheese.

Watch this for the occasional fight scene, most of which seem to be shot in close up, or just watch it for laughs.

ps, by this time i may have been ready to laugh at anything, but watching the song credits and finding Mr. Seagal wrote and performed most of the soundtrack was also funny, but the music itself was no worse than what you'd hear on any am radio station.

I can't remember the exact words, but Segal says to his partner something like, "You went into the fish market? You could've been killed. And if that happened, I'd have to kill you a second time."

I'd really have to see it again just to make sure, but all I know is that Segal definately says something about killing his partner "a second time."

The slow, unchanging progression of time: "... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ....." (etcetera)

haha, after thinking about it. the only time seagal got injured is when he fought with chen. not even the main bad guy could scratch him. what a joke!