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100 things we learn from I Heart Huckabees


1. There's no such thing as nothing.

2. Everything is the same, even if it's different.


I don't do too much talking these days

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3. There's a blanket.

4. Take a little time for infinity.

5. Visit your local meadow at dusk...stuff happens there...there could be breakdancing...


You're supposed to be the leading lady in your own life, for God's sake!

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6. There are no alligators in Africa.

7. Rocks rock.

8. Riding your bike with ridiculously large boots doesn't make you look like an idiot if you're a firefighter.

9. An elevator is as good a place as any to tell a friend you've torched his jetskis.

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10. We may think we want "Pure Being," but chances are it will suck.

11. Be warned...Mancala hour can turn ugly.

12. Shania cares.




You're supposed to be the leading lady in your own life, for God's sake!

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13. There are no Gazelles in North America.
14. Father Flavin doesn't have the money.
15. Shania doesn't give a bleep
16. If we listened to Jimmy Carter, we'd all be driving electric Escalades today.

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"15. Shania doesn't give a bleep"
Nope, Shania cares...and she'll smack Jude Law around to prove it. LOL

However,
17. Shania hates chicken salad.


You're supposed to be the leading lady in your own life, for God's sake!

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18.) Even 'I Heart Huckabees' isn't immune to these pointless lists.

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"17. Shania hates chicken salad."

Shania hates mayo. She loved the chicken salad after 1 1/2 sandwiches.

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LOL...that's right!


You're supposed to be the leading lady in your own life, for God's sake!

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No, Shania is a vegetarian and she only eats tofu tuna (btw do not eat tofu, it's far from healthy!!)

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Watermelons are not the best choice for an objet d'art in an office.

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20. There is no remainder in the mathematics of infinity.

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21. Alphabetically, Lange comes before Markovski.

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23. We always bring our own chains
24. "Neither client nor detective may terminate case prior to resolution as defined by paragraph 314, subclause 'd'"
25. Mommy doesn't ask questions because mommy doesn't care!

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26. Jesus is most definitely mad at you.
27. We'd all be doing the universe a favor if we'd just stop using petroleum.
28. Flossing or masturbating could be the key to our entire reality.
29. Don't call it 'the ball thing'.

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30. Locusts can be mashed up to make bread.

31. You're all a bunch of BIG BABIES!

32. Phil Jackson is a smart guy.


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35. You will inevitably be drawn back to human drama.
36. Talking to the Dixie Chicks makes me feel better.
37. It's no good talking when there's glass between us.

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38. The gazelles are squashed under the cd department.

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39. You are the voice of the company, but not the face...

40. The elevator is the best place to confess to someone you've been imagining cutting their head off with a machete.

41. A fire is the best place to meet your soulmate.

42. By not telling the story of Shania's chicken sandwiches, you can get fired.

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43. It's quality not quantity.
44. It's quantity not quality.
45. If you use petroleum, you're a murderer.
46. It's not a crime to look at Lange

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