DUCK! SUCKS


FACT: this movie fails on multiple levels. time will not permit me to comment on even a fraction of them all, and there are many. in the same respect i dont have the time to write to each of you people out there who enjoyed it so ill send a collective "you suck hard" to you all here. ill just say the directors/main actors should have shot themselves for real after finishing this film. or before would have been better actually.

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Your 'FACT'='OPINION' please edit your post, since it is incorrect.

Have you forgotten that this movie was written not only as a 'black comedy' but also as a 'b-film'? Like Bram Stoker's Dracula and Shadowbuilder, this is meant to be horrible. It's meant to be worthless. Think of it as a practice film for the directors, producers, actors, crew, etc. You must be awfully dissapointed by the entire genre so, my advice, stick with the formula, no brainer, proven blockbusters that happen every year. I pormise you wont see another movie you hate after that.

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People need to stop giving the pee wee excuse for bad films, "I meant to do that."

No one intends on making a bad movie, they just suck at doing it or don't put in the effort.

It's like falling on your face and telling your friends "I meant to do that." No, you're just a klutz.
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This seemed like a home movie that 2 idiots made to show to their closest friends and after their closest friends all beat the *beep* out of them and burned all but the last of the copies, they mailed it to a movie production house as a hoax that got lost in the paperwork and accidentally turned into a real product.

I couldn't believe how retarded this movie was. It wasn't good on any level what-so-ever. The gore was inspired, but it was ridiculously so low-budget that I could still see all the dead people in the movie laughing.

What a Fing joke. Excuse Fing me for wanting substance in something I spend money and time on. Excuse Fing me for falling for this tripe.

Practice movie. LOL.

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Who is this Fing you speak of?

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