william hellfire sold me this movie him self...and it sucks
i met william hellfire at Chiller Theatre in E. Rutherford NJ. It's a horror film convention at the Sheraton that sells thousands of dvds, figures, pictures, posters shirts, scripts etc. Great place. I met William Hellfire at one of teh DVD stands while i was reading the back of DUCK! he said if you buy that you get it signed by the director and i said where is he? he said thats me. This motivated me more to buy it, and reading how controversial it is and what not. I watched it, and this movie is not shocking, its not effed up, its not smart, its not funny, its pathetic. I hated elephant, but its a million times better than DUCK! not only because it was filmed on VHS and the acting sucked and it was filmed at a preschool and theres 7 people attending this "high school"...but the movie has no emotion...it doesn't make a person feel any emotion what so ever. The movie is dead. Hellfire obviously can't think of a movie for an idea, so he takes colombine and turns it into a film that a 5th grader could have made. He signed my dvd cover, and next time I take a dump i'm going to wipe my a ss with it. William Hellfire if i ever see you again, hopefully at Aprils Chiller Theatre, I'm going to slap you across the face and shove this dvd down your throat. Get away from film because you have no clue what you're doing man i feel really bad for you. You have no talent, and you obviously got the hell beaten out of you all your life sucks for you but please stay away from cinema cause your a burden to it.
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