Carpet
Laying a carpet paul, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay.
shareyou see paul, pitching a tent is very much like making love to a beautiful woman, unzip the door, put up your pole and slip in to the old bag
shareYou see Paul having a barbecue is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You tenderize the pork, use tools if necessary, then, once everything is piping hot, serve it up on a bed of lettuce.
You can take a horse to water, but you can't climb a ladder with a bell in both hands.
...is very much like making love to a beautiful woman...You've got to boil the water...Make sure you grind your beans till they squeak...
"You've got to get it back Toni!"