Redoing This Film?

It seems like this is going to be an exact scenario repeat of my Rapturious review! An army of hostile responses, with no detail, just no you're wrong, or I don't think so, no details whatsoever.

I didn't realize people like the God character seemed crazy when they forgot lines and paused for a few seconds, I must have miss something there. To me forgetting your lines or not being able to think of anything comes off as downright goofy in a movie, it looks amateurish, it comes off like what it is, a joke, doesn't make the character look crazy. The whole point was for him to test the other cellmates by blanking out and freezing while acting? How does that work? I'll tell you how ... it doesn't.

Reservoir Dogs and Clerks became instant classics, this movie, became instant discount bin it seems. If it was so great, why didn't a major studio pick it up or recognize the genius behind this film and front him money to make another masterpiece? Let me guess, it was some grand conspiracy against Kamal, yet again, this person must have no luck, he didn't with Rapturious. Poor chap.

The script is awesome but you see no flaws, meanwhile you don't go into detail about what was so awesome, just saying it was to try and dispel what I said does no one any good. It's easy finding one like excuses with what I didn't like, but not going into any detail, you lose credibility, no backing. I could easily say I showed this movie to a whole bunch of people and they hated it too, I would go into detail about what they hated though, if I did.

The way Will Smith rolls in is awesome, he's a great actor, and his look is unique, I agree, but then when he starts his vocal interaction with the other characters, it just goes nowhere, it could have been a bang, but it fizzles. I agree on you with that part, he came in all hardcore, I just didn't like his lines and how he interacted with the other characters, as an example he says something in another language, seems like Arabic, that falls flat, it just lost its intensity when he opened his mouths, the lines he had just didn't ruined everything.

With rapturious I gave something about 30 points to make it clear why I did not like the movie, as a few people popped up out of the woodwork, saying the same you are that I seem to have something personal with Kamal, like it's some conspiracy against him. I loved the Jerky Boys, this is why I even have an interest in his movies.

I gave an honest review of Rapturious and gave points what I did not like in detail, numbered them too. It wasn't a diss, it was an honest review, how can I help it if obviously someone can't take any criticism and has people flock and bash honest reviews posted on their work. If this movie was our generations 12 angry men, why has it not gotten any recognition by anyone? Clearly someone in the industry would have viewed it and saw some talent somewhere, I did with all the actors. Whoever picked these actors knew what they were doing, they picked pure acting talent, but whoever wrote this script didn't.

Ok here are a few scenes I have problems with, the oriental gentleman, you couldn't even piece together he was molested as a child, it was so all over the place and the lines his character had trying to explain the scenario, just didn't do it. You go into a flashback sequence, but it's too chaotic, no order, you don't know what just happen, you're left guessing.


When the English fellow asks for a cigarette, but uses another word for it, guess what, that fell flat, that joke has been over done with used numerous times, just fell flat, again the scriptwriter thought he was being clever. The acting was great when he was interacting with the Irish character, but again the lines, fell flat, their facial expressions and reactions were great, but the lines distract you from all that and ruin it.

When the Hasidic Jew is driving around and not saying anything, the crazed look on his face, pure excellence, the transsexual he then visits and what happens next, the camera angles their facial reactions, GREAT, but see they didn't say much, so you're not distracted from the corny lines in the script and enjoy the great acting.

This is why I have problems with this movie, the direction, and the script, just don't flow.

Looking at your profile and Kamal having been interviewed by I Can Smell Your Brains, you seem to be the biased one, not me, I'm pointing out details and backing up my claims, and why I think it is what it is, I'm not being told by someone to post these messages. I guess I will have to post several points I found wrong with God Has a Rap Sheet, as I did for Rapturious.

Moreover, in the interview with Kamal you mention you heard John Brennan on Family Guy having to do 35 takes for lines as Mort the pharmacist, I'd have to say it must have taken them years to make the last episode when Mort, Brian and Stewie teleported back in time to Germany, as Mort was the main character which the story focused on. John is so hard to work with, clearly, that’s why they made him the main character for a whole damn episode. I guess also John is so bad those pranks he did were all fake, it wasn't really him talking, or he did 35 takes for each prank too somehow, pausing when he messed up or something and those he prank called forgave him, let him start over.