AWFUL

You like Horne and Cordon.

I'm sorry a programme called TV Burp couldn't live up to your Oscar Wilde reading, Bolshoi watching intellect. I recommend Dumb and Dumber.

I can't stand this series or Harry Hill. I really don't see the point of it and just find it all stupid. It just seems to be about a Humpty Dumpty lookalike making dumb comments about things that were on TV, and none of it is funny. The times I've been unfortunate enough to watch parts of it, I've never laughed once. I really don't see how it's lasted so long.

It must be true. He wrote it in capital letters.

WANKER.