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My favourite eastenders sketch

posted 17 years ago by PrincessRose
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Harry: Ya know EastEnders has been a bit slow lately so I thought I'd give them some ideas to spice it up a bit. I posted this note through Dennis' letter box.

[Dennis in EE picks up note that reads: Dennis, why don't u punch Sharon's lights out later? She'll be in the Vic']

Harry: Well I wasn't sure it would work.

[Scene of EE in the Vic and Dennis punches Sharon to the floor]

Harry: GO ON! GET HER!.....Poor Sharon, that punch left her with one leg shorter then the other.

[Scene of EE when Sharon is standing around broken glass and focus is on her foot which isn't on the ground]

LOL. Ain't seen Harry Hill in ages, but that one always sits in my head. Post urs if u can remember them.

[–] fay_666 17 years ago

BRADLEY: I dont wanna be with you anymore stace. All that stuff about loving you, about wanting a baby with you was a lie. I want nothing to do with you anymore

STACY: What are you saying Bradley?

HARRY: duuuur! I think hes saying he wants to marry you and be the father of your children.

lmfao

[–] WispaGold 17 years ago

Bradley breaking wind was funny.

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[–] ohmss006 17 years ago

my favourite and best one so far is:

Dot: You...!

.......

Mr. Blobby comes in and trashes the kitchen like a job!

[–] bethan_emily 17 years ago

when he said "stella's got one of those brand-new high-tach mobile phones. not only can you talk in it, you can drink your tea out of it!"

(Cut to an EastEnders scene that shows stella reading a magazine with a cup of tea by her ear)

[–] WispaGold 17 years ago

Eastenders was tv highlight of the week, this week.

(Tv Highlight of the week!)

Phil: Do you wanna go for a coffee?

Stella: No.

(Tv Highlight of the week!)

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[–] maria-hinton 17 years ago

My fav, was Trial and Retribution.... Does she have a computer, does he a computer and did she have a computer. And also Pauline: Sonia you're nothing but a dirty Jackson, and Harry said that was the new name for lesbian.

Ha ha classic!!!

[–] gulf_coast_highwayman 17 years ago

I like deflating Phil Mitchell or the kids playing the characters.

[–] youngian67 17 years ago

Martin's business plan-

Buy more spuds.

Put Pat back on the game.

(Although the idea of Martin Fowler writing a business plan is hilarous in itself)

[–] laslopaniflex 16 years ago

Baldie's unite!!!!

"What are you, some kind of doomsday machine, boy?"

[–] the_Drivad 16 years ago

Definately the mr Blobby kitchen thing.

'What is that?'
'It's a terrible thing.'

[–] usersince03 14 years ago

And also Pauline: Sonia you're nothing but a dirty Jackson, and Harry said that was the new name for lesbian.

I remember that.

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[–] usersince03 12 years ago

Bradley's funeral when Harry Hill commented on how everyone was late

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[–] lollipop15 10 years ago

Bradley breaking wind

Pauline saying Joe makes her flesh creep with his clammy little hands, then the camera cuts to Harry with a fake pair of clammy hands on

Mr Blobby being Heather's baby dad.

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[–] slipper80 8 years ago

Carol Jackson going on a sick run