best line in the movie.
when chef henri calls him a p.o.s. "dont worry he will clean it up for you" "did you expect me to clean it up you p.o.s?!"
rofl that cracked me up.
when chef henri calls him a p.o.s. "dont worry he will clean it up for you" "did you expect me to clean it up you p.o.s?!"
rofl that cracked me up.
"This is like a bad horror movie"
I love that line
If someone needs to be killed you kill them
"How many are out there?"
"Um....about 18."
"We're all gonna die!"
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I was surprised to find so many people here that didn't like this movie, since it is one of the most quotable horror movies I've seen in quite some time. Damn elitists.
"He bummed a cigarette off of me." "Like....THIS ONE?!?!" ".....No."
And how could you not like these two:
"What are they doing?" "They're dancing."
"If I knew it would feel this good to bash your brains out, I would've done it a long time ago!"
So yeah, I'm going to find the script online and just post it.
Wow, this guy needs to shorten his sentences...
best line has to be dedrick as the chef saying
"hey... i dont want to see your penis in any bush"
"right.. no penis in bush"
"I'll drink your blood if you've got sickle cell anemia!"... The whole song, really.
share"I want hemoglobin in my mouth!"
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Did you ever tell Kate that you *beep* my cousin?
That is so wrong!
I'll take your greasiest pair of knees, tits and hair, and you know I'll eat 'em raw, *beep* medium rare, ha ha!
I feel a bit light-headed. Maybe you should drive.
If I new it felt this good I wouldve beat your brains in long ago
If youre in Hell what can I say?You probably deserved it anyway.I guess Im gonna find out any day.
Not a fan of this film but it had it's moments. I don't remember the characters names or the EXACT lines so bear with me here..
When that guy is sat at the bar (before the 'hoedown' kicks off) and the bartender says something like "You folks staying in that bed and breakfast back there?"
"Yeah"
"Straaange things have been going on there, I'd be careful if I were you..."
"Thanks for the tip.... a little late, but thanks for the tip" <--- the delivery of that line is great :D
Also I liked it when their friend has become the zombie leader and shouts to that girl "Did he ever tell you he *beep* my cousin?". Then the girl he shouts it to comes running into the room with her boyfriend shouting "WHAT DID HE SAY?!" and her boyfriend tries to defend himself with "What are you listening to him for? He's a zombie, he's mad, he doesn't know what he's talking about..." hahaha, he's great :D
I laughed a few times during this movie, mostly because of how embarrassingly stupid it was, but the one line that was really laugh-out-loud was the one about "covering up the true nature of food with all his special sauces and whatnot." The more I kept going over the line in my head, the more I laughed.
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