whats the funniest punk or ska songs
my list (no order)(top 10)
nobodys - fat hookers
screeching weasel - i wanna be a homosexual
mindless self indulgence - kill yourself (somewhat punk right?)
blink 182 - family reunion
real big fish - she has a girlfriend now
dead kennedys - kill the poor
dead milkmen - taking retards to the zoo
guttermouth - lipstick
anrgy samoans - im a pig
nofx - hobophobic
When I was young the Vandals were one of the local punk bands at the Cuckoo's nest,concert factory etc The Vandals of the early 80's where really funny live.
I saw the Toy Dolls a couple of times in Jan 1984. They were funny too.
When they played a little club called the "Concert factory" Olga got on the bass player's shoulders then someone in the audiance threw a shoe and hit him in the face. Olga cowered and it looked like he was crying in a corner for awhile then after a few minutes he finished the show. At the time I thought it was really funny.
This record is a pretty funny.
Peace Thru Vandalism (1982)
1. Wanna Be Manor
2. Urban Struggle
3. The Legend Of Pat Brown
4. Pirate's Life
5. H.B. Hotel
6. Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government)
The Vandals also did a rap song with SteveO on stage scratching
a turn table that was around his neck.
"Lady Killer"
"Mr. Playboy, Sir Weasel, Poppin Snake, and Mr. Cool
Went down to the boulevard to play their ass some pool
Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla
Lady Killer
Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla
Lady Killer
I'mfa for, I'mfa for, I'mfa dancin' wit you
Here go one, here go one, here go one, woooo
Mr. Flashdance, Old Bufu, Man Sam, and Doctor Boots
Came down from the south town to snort theey ass some toots
Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla
Lady Killer
Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla
Lady Killer
I'mfa for, I'mfa for, I'mfa dancin' wit you
Here go one, here go one, here go one, woooo
Well they came down looking to score
but they got a whole lot more
When they started a fight on that frightful night
at Lady Killer's bar
Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla
Lady Killer
Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla
Lady Killer
I'mfa for, I'mfa for, I'mfa dancin' wit you
Here go one, here go one, here go one, woooo
So if you have to leave your turf
you better not go far
Or start a fight on friday night
in Lady Killer's Bar"
"Chicken Squawk" by MDC
"Terminal Preppie" by Dead Kennedys
"don't think...feeeeel"
"Drink Drank Punk" or "Right On" by Anti-Flag
or "Kill the Hippies" by the Casualties
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1.TOY DOLLS(NO CONTEST SAW THEM ON TOUR IN ENGLAND AFTER 20 ODD YEARS THEY ARE STILL AWESOME
2.THE DAMNED,ALWAYS BRILLIANT BUT WISH RAT WOULD REJOIN
3.SEX PISTOLS,WELL WHAT CAN YOU SAY,LYDON STILL GIVES IT
4.UK SUBS,SURELY THE HARDEST WORKING BAND IN THE WORLD
5.THE CLASH,POOR OLD JOE WE MISS YOU
6.THE ADVERTS/TV SMITH,TV IS STILL A BRILLIANT LIVE ARTIST
7.MENACE,EVERYONE FORGETS THEM BUT THEY ARE ONE OF THE BEST 1977 BANDS
8.BUZZCOCKS,STILL COMING UP WITH GREAT ALBUMS
9.VELVET UNDERPANTS-Unless your from birmingham you wont have heard of this legendary band from the 80's and 90's.AWESOME released a split single with the MACC LADS
10.ALL THE ORIGINAL DIY 1000 COPY ONLY BANDS-THE TRUE SPIRIT OF PUNK,JUST LISTEN TO MELL SQUARE MUSICK EP OR DESPARATE BICYCLES
How can you not include Sham 69?
shareToo many to name but here are a couple from one of my favorite bands.
The Dayglo Abortions
1)Hide the Hamster
2)Dog Farts
*beep* My *beep* Stinks
4)Proud to be a Canadian
5)Religeous *beep*
6)I want to be an East Indian
7)Punker Bitches
Check them out one of the best punk bands ever!!!
Just about anything by Forgotten Rebels, although the decidedly non PC nature of the lyrics kinda dates them.
anything by the macc lads
share30 Foot Fall - I Hate Punk Rock
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8 bit girlfriend
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THE VANDALS are the funniest punk band ever. just listen to tastes like chicken or unseen tears of the albacore.
shareEh.... 30 foot Fall is funnier IMO, song titles like:
I hate punk rock
Jr High Sucked
Boogers for Brains
Urine Nation
Bad Hair Punx
Punk Rocks in Yer Head
Feel like Morrissey
then again I may be a tad biased since I'm from Houston
"13 is my lucky Number" & "I want to punch you in the face" by the Child Molesters.
sharethe dickies- whered his eye go
shareEarly propagandhi can be quite hilarious, especially the songs about killing people
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Code Blue- TSOL
She's a Hunchback -The Dickies
Kill The Poor- DK
http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=9635205
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haha i like food! by the descendents, i gotta pee by nofx, and stuart by dead milkmen
shareThe *beep* Meatmen!
I'm Glad I'm Not A Girl
Crippled Children Suck
Orgy Of One
Tooling For Anus
The list goes on and on.
All the songs on Reel Big Fish's Why Do They Rock So Hard entertain me to no end. Kill the Poor and Lynch the Landlord are pretty good. For some reason, a couple Ramones songs entertain me, along with a few Sex Pistols songs. Hmm there's more, but my mind is drawing a blank at this moment.
share*beep* Emo - Cheap Sex
haha
And
Beer - Reel Big Fish.
Jeeze, theres so many more.
Basically anything by The 3tards.
shareHow could anyone not include "TV Party" by Black Flag? A personal favorite of mine would have to also be "Beef Bologna" by Fear. Heh heh.
shareI pissed the hell out of my family playing "Oi to the World" by the Vandals (not the No Doubt cover, avoid like the goddamned plague) about 112 times over the holidays.
shareBales of Cocaine- The Reverend Horton Heat
I wanna be a homosexual- Screeching Weasel
I DON'T wanna be a homosexual- Sloppy Seconds (Guess who they didn't like?)
The Dead Milkmen's "Stuart" just takes the cake, though.
"Do you know what the queers are doing to our soil?" I mean, come on.
I love Screeching Weasel, that song is so hilarious, nice choice.
I'd say..
The Vandals - I'll Make You Love Me
The Dwarves - Let's *beep*
The Queers - If You Only Had A Brain, Uncouth, You Make Me Wanna Puke, Too Many Twinkies, Brush Your Teeth
Assorted Jelly Beans - Booshduckdow, 8th Grade Nerd
Youth Brigade - I Hate My Life
Screeching Weasel - This Ain't Hawaii
Propagandhi- Ska Sucks
Guttermouth- Mr. Barbecue