12 days of Christmas LotR style


I've posted this elsewhere also but:
Me and my mum (or my mum and I or whatever) made up 12 days of Christmas LotR style (just by changing some words). It was really fun and I wanted to share it with you guys, but first we should make up our own. I guess I'll start and anyone who wants to can keep adding stuff.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Legolas in a White Tree.

(should we change 'true love' to an LotR character or something? I'm open to suggestions!
Maybe we could even to 24 days of Christmas!?!)

I'll just add this at the bottom.
This was the version me and my mum made up. I will add one for each day of Christmas.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Legolas in a White Tree.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Two Pretty Archers
And Legolas in a White Tree.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Three Golden Hairs
Two Pretty Archers
And Legolas in a White Tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Four Tiny Hobbits
Three Golden Hairs
Two Pretty Archers
And Legolas in a White Tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Five Lebas Loaves
Four Tiny Hobbits
Three Golden Hairs
Two Pretty Archers
And Legolas in a White Tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Six Elven Daggers
Five Lembas Loaves
Four Tiny Hobbits
Three Golden Hairs
Two Pretty Archers
And Legolas in a White Tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Seven Dwarvin Rings
Six Elven Daggers
Five Lembas Loaves
Four Tiny Hobbits
Three Golden Hairs
Two Pretty Archers
And Legolas in a White Tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Eight valient horses
Seven Dwarvin Rings
Six Elven Daggers
Five Lembas Loaves
Four Tiny Hobbits
Three Golden Hairs
Two Pretty Archers
And Legolas in a White Tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Nine evil Nazgul
Eight valient horses
Seven Dwarvin Rings
Six Elven Daggers
Five Lembas Loaves
Four Tiny Hobbits
Three Golden Hairs
Two Pretty Archers
And Legolas in a White Tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Ten Twig-like Entings
Nine evil Nazgul
Eight valient horses
Seven Dwarvin Rings
Six Elven Daggers
Five Lembas Loaves
Four Tiny Hobbits
Three Golden Hairs
Two Pretty Archers
And Legolas in a White Tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Ten Twig-like Entings
Nine evil Nazgul
Eight valient horses
Seven Dwarvin Rings
Six Elven Daggers
Five Lembas Loaves
Four Tiny Hobbits
Three Golden Hairs
Two Pretty Archers
And Legolas in a White Tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Eleven Ugly Uruks
Ten Twig-like Entings
Nine evil Nazgul
Eight valient horses
Seven Dwarvin Rings
Six Elven Daggers
Five Lembas Loaves
Four Tiny Hobbits
Three Golden Hairs
Two Pretty Archers
And Legolas in a White Tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Twelve Men of Gondor
Eleven Ugly Uruks
Ten Twig-like Entings
Nine evil Nazgul
Eight valient horses
Seven Dwarvin Rings
Six Elven Daggers
Five Lembas Loaves
Four Tiny Hobbits
Three Golden Hairs
Two Pretty Archers
And Legolas in a White Tree.



Proud Rumrunner
Proud Ringnut
And Krazy to boot

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On the third day of Christmas a hobbit gave to me:
Three Elven Rings
Two hobbit pubs.
And Legolas in a White Tree.

This is fun!

No more rabbits!!!!!!!!!!

Save Mr. Tinklestein, though.

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Thats great. perhaps you could have:
on the first day of Christmas my Arwen gave to me!!!

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