I'm going to to a Kevin Smith Q&A in March and am wondering, what would people ask him if they had the chance? There have been a lot of complaints about the questions, here's your chance to show what a smart person would ask.
When danger reared its ugly head he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Something about his experiences working with Alanis Morissette. I've become a big fan of both Alanis and Kevin in the past year or so, and it's cool that they are friends and have worked together. I've always wondered why Alanis just got a short cameo AFTER the credits in J&SBSB, though, I think she should have shown up somewhere in the movie.
Excuse me... I believe you have my stapler
Just about any question you could think of would be smarter than most of the questions asked on ANY 4 of the Kevin Smith Q&As.
Seriously, who the fvck are these people? He's going to college campus' right? These college kids are immature little morons. I wonder how many of them in the crowd were actually fans of Kevin Smith's work? Most of them seemed to stay for and enjoy all the dick sucking talk more than anything else. There was this 1 little buck-toothed queer kid that said he'd suck Smith's dick for $5, it was embarassing beyond belief and I can't believe it made it onto the DVD, I mean seriously, this kid was such a little moron and clearly had no other interest in the show than the dick sucking talk. Don't even get me started on the 1 moron that Smith actually invited up on stage and what does the kid say? Something incomprehensible that he says "my friends will understand" followed by more "whoooooo yeaaaahhhhh".
I really hope that it was just random colleges he was going to with a random audience because if all those people are actually Smith fans and paid to go to that show then I feel ashamed to be a Kevin Smith fan through association with these retards. Even Smith got fed up with all the morons and just cut them off and continued telling his long stories.
It's no wonder that during his 3rd and 4th shows that he hosted only 3 questions and just told stories the vast majority of the time. If he'd stopped more often for questions it would've been another half hour of "can I suck your dick so I can say I sucked Kevin Smith's dick?"
If these college kids are leading the future in America then you're all screwed. They were more like junior high kids.